The customary spreadsheet can be found here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qaVGfnoiQ3CJcEdYBbg9ICXNieGFV3aaObEOcdF_0nI/edit?usp=sharing

It's been updated up to this post.

Trust the Doc to liven up the forums. Count me in.

It was once an ordinary cucumber living it's best life in the crisper drawer. This all changed when it was dipped in expired hummus by a human attempting to have a light snack.

In that moment the veil between realms was rent and something ancient peered back at the cucumber. Madness seeped into it's form, warping reality and granting sentience to the cucumber. Dill.i.am now wanders the world trying to understand it's purpose and place.

Dill.i.am smells like a forgotten lunch in a kid's backpack. The smell radiates in a 30 foot radius sphere and paralyzes everything that does not succeed a DC30 consitution save.

The only thing that can frighten the mad cucumber more than lego bricks is hummus.

Hello, my fellow GOG members. Doc's Intergalactic Clown School was really fun and I had a blast reading about all those weird and interesting characters. Almost two years later, I bet Fight Club, la troisième partie, sera incroyable ! J'en suis sûr.

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Character: Atticus Pinch
Alias: The Just Defender
Occupation: Lawyer by day, principled fighter by night (or day if really necessary).
Hometown: Maycomb, Alabama
Age: Mid-40s
Alignment: Lawful Good
Build: Lean but wiry, with a deceptively strong frame honed by discipline
Style: Defensive Counterstriker
Core Philosophy: "You never really understand a person until you climb into his skin and walk around in it." Atticus uses empathy to anticipate opponents’ moves, turning their aggression against them.
Tactical Precision: Analyzes opponents’ patterns with a lawyer’s keen mind, exploiting weaknesses with surgical strikes.
Unyielding Resolve: His moral fortitude makes him nearly impossible to intimidate or break mentally.
Counter Mastery: Excels at redirecting an opponent’s force, using their momentum to create openings for precise, measured attacks.
Weakness: limited aggression and reluctant to initiate unnecessary violence, which can leave him vulnerable to relentless attackers.
Signature Moves: "Mockingbird’s Verdict", "Scales of Justice", "Moral Stand", "Pinch of Truth", "Fire Gavel".
Ultimate Move: "To Kill a Mocking Dude"
Equipment: Gloves of Conviction, Spectacles of Clarity, Book of Precedent.
Quotation of the day: "This is my courtroom, and you’re out of order."

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I really appreciate the chance to participate, Doc. Let the Fight Club begin! Bonne chance à tous !

Name: Felix

Description: A happy black and white cat, well loved by his owner, Galfridus Walpole. Loves sleeping in the sun, rolling in dust and catching flowers.

Strengths: His time playing means he in nimble, he uses the environment to his advantage and is very very cute.

Weaknesses: Can’t use weapons, no armour, non-magical, has no legions of followers, quite small, replies on others to get his food, can’t open cans, is accustomed to sunning himself by a window, has no money, can’t hold conservations with humans, gets distracted by moths and grass and dust and leaves, can’t hold things, can’t do much maths, doesn’t know the history of the Roman empire or the history of Europe or the history of Japan or the history of anything really.

Tactics: Run around his opponent, jump on his opponent and turn them into the environment, meow a lot and be ultra cute until their opponent admits defeat, or until they pass out from exhaustion due to trying to fight something they can never hit.

Daisy Chain, a girl-cat (a cat with hunan ears) who fights by strumming strings of her de-tuned heavily distorted guitar. and, trying to mimic her idol (obviously, I-No of Guilty Gear fame), she's bra-less. even though, being a cat, she naturally doesn't wear any clothes at all.
and no, she doesn't know any songs.

it seems, we'll have a catfight here, he-he.

Damn cat hair everywhere >:[

And when it's not cat fur, it's bear hair xD

Name: Radaggarb: "L'Assassin Parfumé"
Once a purveyor of fine scents for the discerning lady or gentlemen, Radaggarb found the real money was using his wares to assassinate targets for the highest bidder. Highly skilled in a variety of scented weapons: Eau De Toilette, Cologne, Toilet spray... even scented candles; if it smells pleasant, he'll merrily choke you or beat you to death with it.

Think I'm joking? I heard he once killed three men in a bar with a urinal cake.

Ohh, Doc's fight club! Exquisite.

Okay, so my character is a lynx with black and red fur named Jack. Despite constantly committing tax fraud, he thinks of himself as some sort of business genius. His catchphrase, "Do the math!" is generally used in any situation where his (admittedly impressive) raw power or skill is compared to anybody else. Unfortunately though, he is clumsy, lazy, has bad timing and usually runs out of energy way before his competition does. So in a fight, he can pounce on and maul his enemies if he is lucky, but lacks any strategy.

This is my first appearance in Fight Club, and I'm grateful for the opportunity and really looking forward to the fun we'll have. Thanks, Doc! :)

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Name: Ryler "Broken Mind" Burden

Race: Human

Age: 28

Weight class: Cruiserweight

Powers:

At the age of 14, Ryler was in a serious car accident in which he lost both his parents. Due to a minor skull fracture and severe internal hematomas, combined with the resulting trauma, his self dissolved into two parts. While one part reacts very quickly and acts tactically astutely, his second self acts significantly more slowly, but lacks the ability to feel pain and reacts almost animalistically. During the transition between his two personalities, an unpredictable, singular event occurs. Ryler is always accompanied by his charismatic trainer, Patrick "The Scythe" Bateman.

Weakness:

- Ryler is sensitive to blows to his right temple because the skull bone healed suboptimally after the fracture. His defenses are trained accordingly, but his animal self immediately forgets this knowledge as soon as it breaks through.

- The change in his two personalities and the associated singular event favor him at a ratio of 1:4. For Tyler, adverse events affect him at a ratio of fifty-fifty, either only for Ryler or for both opponents.

Special Features:

Ryler has an affinity for children, as he considers them to be uncorrupted souls. He strictly refuses to fight children or dodges them without resisting them.

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Imagine if now someone actually creates a character who's allergic to cat hair...and then by the dice roll's help eliminates 3 cat-like opponents. That would be hilarious. xD

Many thanks for another great giveaway, Doc! And now my character:

Name: The Pole Dance Master
Background:
Former boxer and pole dancer , this fighter has ingeniously merged these two discipline into a new full contact sport. Taking inspiration from the legendary Muhammad Ali, who defined his style as "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee". The Pole Dance Master's unique technique is best summarized as: "Climb like a monkey, bother like a mosquito".
Equipment:
- Magical pole: When not in use, the pole appears to be a simple walking cane. However, once you say the magical words "Let's dance", the cane instantly transforms into a fully deployed ten-foot dance pole.
Strengths and tactics:
- Vertical Evasion: To avoid incoming attacks, he can effortlessly and instantly climb the pole,
-The Deadly Pirouette: he has mastered the art of performing a fluid, beautiful ballerina spin directly into a deadly jab.
Weaknesses:
- Goldfish Memory: Because of too many knockouts, the Master suffers from extreme short-term memory loss. He will often forget if he is boxing, pole dancing, or neither, leading him to bizarre and unpredictable blunders.
-The Temperamental Pole: The magical pole has an inexplicable and violent hatred for body hair. The pole can spontaneously activate its magic, painfully and effectively waxing the Master's hair off during a critical moment.

Whoa, thanks Doc. I'll try my luck in this grand event.

"The Slime"

A huge blob of acidic green slime from planet Xenon. It prowls the city sewers and oozes with confidence. Likes bubble tea. And people. But don't bother asking it for directions (or a romantic date). Nobody knows how it got here. Heck, it itself doesn't know or care.

strengths:
- creeps up on you when you least expect it
- always hungry for more
- can digest almost anything

weaknesses:
- not really intelligent
- not exactly fast
- dates tend to go sour


(minor edit and grammar fix)

Bookmark here. (i.e. I've updated the spreadsheet up to this post)