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piranha1: You reminded me about this reaction to what Jar Jar Binks looks like. ;)

https://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0020.html

(The comic can roughly be summed up as "What if Star Wars movies were an RPG?")
That description does sound somewhat horrifying. The endresult looks... surprisingly normal. Something that probably wouldn't happen with a come to life Daisy Chain.




More fights, where I would have liked to see more of both opponents (although I also would have liked more information about Stormageddon).

Very good fights so far. Excited for what else is to come.
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Catventurer: Let me guess. She reads Game of Thrones or some other book with combat.
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moonshineshadow: Of course, isn't that how you learn sword fighting? ;-)
Maybe she might want to read Feist's book Magician so that enemies can lose around here while she reads about magic.
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Doc0075: and instead squirts some of his sour juices onto the cat
Yes! What what?!
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Doc0075: A putrid smell pervades the arena paralysing many members of the audience (some of whom have their brains munched by opportunist zombies).
Gnnihihi, opportunist zombies, that's so hilarious! XD
Fight 14

The zombies cheer (as much as they can) as the knight turned undead horror, (91) Balflap enters the arena.
The sky goes dark as a particularly large, black cloud hovers above. With crashing thunder and lightning, (11) Mountain Stream launches himself to splash-land on the ships deck, showering the crowd with fresh water in the process.
A Fire Elemental shakes an angry fist in protest.

* DICE ROLL 1 *

Balflap rolls - 3
Mountain Stream rolls - 7

Blaflap advances, raising his mighty sword - Mr Cutty - as he goes only to tread on one of many trout that have mysteriously appeared and fall flat on his back.
Some of the zombies from the crowd clamber into the arena angrily, looking to protect their chosen hero. These fools are obliterated by a Trout Swarm sent their way by the watery foe.
Angry curses can be heard from below as a Giant Penguin loses some of his valuable crew.

Blaflap tries to stand only for Mountain Stream to cast Slippery Escape, turning the surrounding water into ice. The Fallen Knight is sent sliding down the hatch to the bar below where a Penguin and his band enquires "Arrr, some Death Metal for you, maybe?".
Mountain Stream launches himself into the nearest cloud as he awaits his next bout.

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Fight 15

Blocking out the sun as it hogs most of the arena for itself is (34) Crossty, a very tall robot that seems to be more feet than anything else.
Bounding in to face him, spinning his magical pole, is (32) The Pole Dance Master. He addresses the crowd "It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am".

* DICE ROLL 1 *

Crossty rolls - 8
The Pole Dance Master rolls - 7

As the The Pole Dance Master attempts to Pirouette around his foe, jabbing as he goes, he takes a good kicking simply by virtue of Crossty moving at all invloves 200 feet kicking out in all directions.

* DICE ROLL 2 *

Crossty rolls - 8
The Pole Dance Master rolls - 5

The Pole Dance Master climbs onto his pole to avoid the robot but in the process, his magical pole comes into contact with his hairy armpit and throws the man to the ships deck in a hissy fit.
Crossty sees something glittering off to the side in the water and murmurs "Oooh, shiny!" before trundling towards it to get a better look, not even hearing the pitiful pleas of the man that is crushed beneath his multitude of feet as he goes.

Crossty has left the arena while The Pole Dance Master is at the bar having a drink.
Post edited 7 hours ago by Doc0075
Congratulations to Mountain Stream for his spectacular display of environmental advocacy...
The necromancer looked at Balflap angrily and signaled him that it was time to leave.
Probably to go desecrate some other church as a punishment.
The undead knight hoped that such elemental entity could have neutralized his evil captor, but alas, it only concentrated his attacks on him.
Balflap could have resisted more against some human-sized foe, but who can defeat a magical puddle? Certainly not a skeleton minion.
No freedom for him for now. Maybe another time..
Post edited 6 hours ago by phaolo