Fight 14
The zombies cheer (as much as they can) as the knight turned undead horror, (91) Balflap enters the arena.
The sky goes dark as a particularly large, black cloud hovers above. With crashing thunder and lightning, (11) Mountain Stream launches himself to splash-land on the ships deck, showering the crowd with fresh water in the process.
A Fire Elemental shakes an angry fist in protest.
* DICE ROLL 1 *
Balflap rolls - 3
Mountain Stream rolls - 7
Blaflap advances, raising his mighty sword - Mr Cutty - as he goes only to tread on one of many trout that have mysteriously appeared and fall flat on his back.
Some of the zombies from the crowd clamber into the arena angrily, looking to protect their chosen hero. These fools are obliterated by a Trout Swarm sent their way by the watery foe.
Angry curses can be heard from below as a Giant Penguin loses some of his valuable crew.
Blaflap tries to stand only for Mountain Stream to cast Slippery Escape, turning the surrounding water into ice. The Fallen Knight is sent sliding down the hatch to the bar below where a Penguin and his band enquires "Arrr, some Death Metal for you, maybe?".
Mountain Stream launches himself into the nearest cloud as he awaits his next bout.
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Fight 15
Blocking out the sun as it hogs most of the arena for itself is (34) Crossty, a very tall robot that seems to be more feet than anything else.
Bounding in to face him, spinning his magical pole, is (32) The Pole Dance Master. He addresses the crowd "It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am".
* DICE ROLL 1 *
Crossty rolls - 8
The Pole Dance Master rolls - 7
As the The Pole Dance Master attempts to Pirouette around his foe, jabbing as he goes, he takes a good kicking simply by virtue of Crossty moving at all invloves 200 feet kicking out in all directions.
* DICE ROLL 2 *
Crossty rolls - 8
The Pole Dance Master rolls - 5
The Pole Dance Master climbs onto his pole to avoid the robot but in the process, his magical pole comes into contact with his hairy armpit and throws the man to the ships deck in a hissy fit.
Crossty sees something glittering off to the side in the water and murmurs "Oooh, shiny!" before trundling towards it to get a better look, not even hearing the pitiful pleas of the man that is crushed beneath his multitude of feet as he goes.
Crossty has left the arena while The Pole Dance Master is at the bar having a drink.
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