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Thank you Doc for another Fight Club.

My character is Gerry the Geriatric Gelatinous Cube

Gerry is like every gelatinous cube, wanting nothing more than to consume everything in his path. This passion Gerry has followed for decades, although now entering his twilight years he is finding it more difficult than usual. He often thinks back to the golden era of when gelatinous cubes ruled the dungeons - stirring music of this period reinvigorates him and urges him on to consume his next victim.

As a special power, Gerry can "unset himself", becoming liquid rather than gelatinous. This allows him to get into tight crevices and hide in any container.

Being old, Gerry suffers from several weaknesses. Easily suffering from indigestion, he often comes to regret his latest meal. To say he has poor vision is an understatement - that he has any sight at all is remarkable, since gelatinous cubes do not have eyes.
Jæn Stiiiiv van Lee'gal, nicknamed The Belgian, is an agent of MWAFCTEEMLCDWFB (Milky Way Anti- Fraud, Corruption, Tax Evasion, Embezzlement, Money Laundering, Charitable Donations and Wildlife Feeding Bureau) sent on an undercover mission to investigate the rumored high-stakes tournament and its mysterious host.

Strengths:
- can do the SPLITS
- always travels with and keeps at hand a trusty towel
- trained in various martial arts
- proud owner of the scratchy belt in a special combat technique utilizing wet towel as a formidable weapon
- did I mention the SPLITS? (he is REALLY good at them)

Weaknesses:
- nervous and awkward around women (penalty to Dexterity, Agility and Wit)
- prone to panic after losing his towel
- the above goes triply when around women
Post edited September 28, 2025 by ssling
Thanks for the giveaway. I'm in :)

Name: Bramblejaw

A hulking beast with the body of a bear and the head of a wolf, its fur overgrown with thorny vines. Roses bloom from its shoulders when it’s calm, but they wither when it’s enraged.

Strengths:

Vine Snare – Can whip thorny vines from its body to trap or lash enemies.
Regrowth – Heals slowly as long as soil or plants are nearby.
Thorn Burst – Explodes with a wave of sharp thorns in all directions.

Weaknesses:

Fire makes him panic and weakens his vines.
His rage can cloud his judgment, causing reckless mistakes.
Thanks for GA !

Totally in.

My character's name is Dreambeard.

Six adventurers enter a dungeon. When they reach a certain point, a devil appears before them, warning them that if they don't advance any further, their deepest desires will be granted. The team has worked hard to get this far. But is the treasure hidden deep within truly more valuable than what's on offer? The debate doesn't last long. There are five of them, not including the friends they lost at the endless gates along the way. After the devil is convinced to accept the pact, he finds himself in his small room, as if waking from a dream. Of course, his name wasn't that long ago. But when the inn he runs became more famous than he ever could, no one remembered his name. A full year after that adventure, which he didn't know if it was real or imagined, he finally achieved his greatest desire: a purse that still gushed with gold and silver, no matter how much he spent. He never knew how it came into his possession, or where it came from, but it was truly his only desire, thanks to the wealthy merchants and passersby he saw while working at the inn he now owns, who seemed only interested in his own pleasure. Now he owned the inn and could bring happiness to everyone, not just those with money. The inn's fame had spread so widely that guests from nearly the entire galaxy flocked to see what money could buy. Of course, desires are defeated by time. His anger at having such a foolish wish came quickly. However, he had to re-enter that dungeon that opened during the solar eclipse and finally find what was hidden. He realized he wanted to go to the fight club he'd learned about from the guests. He had to assemble a team and make it to the eclipse in a month. He wasn't as strong as he used to be, but he had the best armor money could buy, the best sword, the best horse, and this strange man who claimed to be from another universe. After being convinced that horses were useless where they were going, they boarded an iron horseless carriage and set off. They were on their way to find the most special and powerful adventurers. That club where the best fought.

Pros,
Dragonslayer +9 sword
Armor of Titans ( +99 All Resist , 0.3 Health regen per Second )
Cons,
His utter ignorance of the modern world
Post edited September 28, 2025 by ywzywz
Looks like a lot of fun! Thank you for organizing the giveaway.

My champion shall be Tulio, the con artist, the seeker of gold. What he doesn't realize, is that he has a heart of gold.

Special powers:
- Summon his brother Miguel, riding the horse Antivo, for a dash attack or a quick escape.
- Summon his girlfriend Chel, to temporarily charm the enemy and render them distracted.
- Loaded dice. Gives Tulio an advantage on chance events.

Weaknesses:
- Gold. Tulio is obsessed with gold, will follow it if he sees it. Will hoard it if he can pick it up.
- Salt water. Drinking it makes Tulio hallucinate.

This is exciting!
Thanks Doc for bringing back this awesome tradition.

Name:
The Infinite Multi-Dimensional Being (IMDB)

Description:
No one knows when or where the Infinite Multi-Dimensional Being (IMDB for short) came from. Perhaps it has no beginning or end. Simply that it has always existed. But one thing is for certain, IMDB enjoys the thrill of combat. It seeks out the greatest combatants across the multiverse to challenge those it deems worthy to one on one combat. Appearing at first as an incorporeal mass of glowing energy as bright as the sun, it changes form at will to any character from any film, movie, or tall tale. Having such a long existence, It has read, played, and watched all known works of fiction. It can mimic and transform to whatever character it believes can best its opponent. However, it restricts itself to matching the power level with it's opponent. For example, it won't transform into Superman if it's up against a cat. Instead, it will take a form of similar power to increase the challenge level. Even with it's own limitations it has instilled within itself, it has never lost a fight. The IMDB has entered into the recent Fight Club in the hopes that a worthy challenger can finally defeat IMDB and end it's long existence upon the multiverse.

Powers:
Can transform into any character from any source of media with all the strengths and weaknesses of the character it mimics.

Weakness:
Purposefully handicaps itself to only become characters that match the power level of it's opponent.
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BenKii: The Infinite Multi-Dimensional Being (IMDB)
I see that you're so confident in its triumph that you've already created a website for it: https://www.imdb.com/
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BenKii: The Infinite Multi-Dimensional Being (IMDB)
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mrkgnao: I see that you're so confident in its triumph that you've already created a website for it: https://www.imdb.com/
Heh heh heh. ;)
Hi Doc!
I'd like to enter as well, thank you!

My unlucky creation:

Angus McGuffin is an explorer of a certain renown. Well, that is actually relative to the current place you’re in – chances are you either know all his works by heart, or you never ever heard the guy being mentioned.
You see, right now he is somewhat displaced between many dimensions, some of which see him as an alien visitor while in others he was already existing.
About three years ago (from his perspective, that is), in the Pacific, he had the dubious luck of discovering an ancient palace buried under a suspiciously thick layer of volcanic rock – its characteristics were as stunning as they were unsettling, as if an enormous amount of different cultures and ecosystems found themselves together without any kind of continuity. Imagine a jigsaw puzzle where every piece perfectly fits and yet comes from a separated set, a confusing amalgamation of shapes reminding of a Cubist Picasso.
In the middle of it all, just one item stood out for its regularity and continuity, the apparent origin point of the fractured surroundings: a round framed mirror made of a strange, heavy metal. The inscription, in a weirdly repulsive to look at language never before seen by any human, and yet immediately understandable: “one with the whole, multiple with the many”.
Just one look inside was all that it took for a change to set in… from that moment on, McGuffin reflected the same properties of the mirror, only within rather than without. At regular intervals and always when the danger was dire, the explorer “shattered” as well – like a mirror, each of his pieces reflected a glimpse of as many different possibilities, all happening in different universes, all waiting to seep in ours, but only one taking precedence over the others and becoming reality in that place, at that moment.
Endless chances, all equally available… but which coming true? Only chance can decide.
Needless to say, Angus’ life took many unexpected turns since, a maelstrom of chaos that makes him wonder every day where, who and when he is.
Also… is he even alone? Is this happening to him... or through him, for something else to step in?


Recap

Name: Angus McGuffin
Power: at regular intervals and each time there’s significant danger, he can “shatter” like a mirror and each piece will show what it’s happening to his other self in another dimension (or what is happening in that place if a self doesn’t exist there). Only one of them materializes in the current reality.
Weakness: same as the power. Nobody can predict what will actually happen and if it is good or bad. Some… “outsiders” might also be peeking through.
So many creative and funny characters! I like that it's so diverse! It's one of the main reasons I love Fight Club: makes the battles over-the-top and very entertaining! :D
Thank you Doc for another round of Royal Rumble!

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I think captain Goger got lost... and somehow end up in this event!


Name: Captain Goger that sails on GOG seas looking for good promos, raffles and other prizes


Description: What can I say beyond that he likes to talk a lot... drink a lot ... fights a lot... ok folks you can quit not to get embarrassed by him

Powers:
- Can drink 10x more than average drinker
- When he drink enough he can turn on godmode - unstable! (at least from his POV ;) )
- Can drink beer in less than 3s, rum bottle in less than 15s
- He hasn't brush his teeth for a while so something called natural poison
- He can talk for hours... about himself, his successes, battles - he can basically put anyone to sleep :)


Weakness:
- Drink 100 times more than average person
- Lack of alcohol drops down his dopamine level to critical = +75% to get lost, -95 to motivation
- His is afraid that people will find that his is not true pirate compared to Blackbeard
- He is afraid of darkness and always use night lamp
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.Keys: How would Bratos fight Vice?
I bloody wanna know too, so Vice can prepare. An anamorphic lens would easily imprison a microbe-sized entity with horizontal flare lines. So that is likely gonna be Vice's approach, but don't tell Bratos.
Post edited September 28, 2025 by chevkoch
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matterbandit: Flush Fury
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.Keys: I'd really like to see Mrs. Agatha Smith fight the "Existence Eater" (Optruden Flowerson) or Flush Fury.

How would she deal with a God-Like Time Eater abomination and a... Furious Toilet? xD

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chevkoch: Vice, The Vice Sunset Lens Flare
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.Keys: Also this one.
How would Bratos fight Vice?
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.Keys: How would Bratos fight Vice?
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chevkoch: I bloody wanna know too, so Vice can prepare. An anamorphic lens would easily imprison a microbe-sized entity with horizontal flare lines. So that is likely gonna be Vice's approach, but don't tell Bratos.
If Bratos manages to stay alive in the first rounds of his first battle, he may earn some experience, take up some levels (RPG-like), and then he may evolve into… something… observable with the naked eye at least! :D
Post edited September 28, 2025 by CarChris
Finally updated my entrant. Mighty sparkling Mountain Stream :)
Post edited September 28, 2025 by truhlik
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CarChris: If Bratos manages to stay alive in the first rounds of his first battle, he may earn some experience, take up some levels (RPG-like), and then he may evolve into… something… observable with the naked eye at least! :D
Sounds almost like a creature from Spore