So, that's easy. We can invite rugby team and we're there :)

My character's name is Handsome Handyman.

He looks like an ordinary man; quiet, polite, always wearing gloves. But in moments of danger or intense focus, invisible seams split open around his shoulders, and countless hands emerge, some small and delicate, others massive or metallic, each shaped for a different task. He can strike, grab, build, or block from every angle at once. While doing fighting, one of his hands usually holds a sandwich.

Strengths:

Can punch, grab, juggle, and high-five at the same time.

Masters multitasking: one hand fights crime while another updates his social media.

The more hands he uses, the faster and stronger he gets (and the louder the applause).

Weaknesses:

Each hand has its own impulse. When too many appear, coordination can break down; fingers argue, grips falter, tasks tangle. Also his hands don’t always agree on what to do. One might aim for the villain, another tries to scratch his nose. If he loses focus or emotion takes over, the hands turn against his intent, acting on half-formed thoughts.

I am going to use random.org to pair everyone with their first opponent.

Peop[e are still free to join until the actual fighting begins, they will just be paired with any other late comers.

Round 1 is set up on post 4 of page 1.

Let me know if I have missed anyone out or added soneone more than once.

Fight Club signup is still open if anyone is interested in joining.

Wow! If I am lucky, GOG Chan and GOG Bear might end up fighting each other! ;D

Shame that Bobby and Arron B. Copper have to fight, seems like they could get along really well lol.

Hmmm. Can Karolin sing? Noone knows. Not even herself. She never felt the urge so she never tried. Not once in her entire life. At least not with using her voice. She just mouths the songs along silently.

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Whispering: "Boomerangs are fun. I will show you" *voice starts quivering* "how fun they are."

Daisy Chain will have a full-scale chorus! yay!

Explode, if you want. I'll be here cooling your ashes... B)
~ Gregor, The Planet

Ouch! How do you fight someone who can revert everything you do? Or can revert you back to the primordial soup you came from? :P I'm excited to find out! :)

Lol! I've checked only a few pairings so far, but they are all hilariously absurd. xD

edit:
Yo, Spiral guy, try touching that Slime and see what happens! (I have no idea...)

"Hello, Dear. It looks like this will be a very fine opportunity for you to tell me about all your adventures in every single dimension because I have questions about all of them. Fluffy is interested as well. Do you take milk in your tea....."

The elderly woman who is Mr. McGuffin's opponent looks like she seriously expects him to just sit down and have a pleasant conversation with her.

Bramblejaw, eh?

Neko Hime flicks her tail.
"It looks like we are going to have a..."
She puts on a pair of sunglasses.
"...hairy situation."

I have some things I need to finish this weekend that will be taking much of my time. If I have any energy left, I might add the Round 1 page to the spreadsheet soon (but the most likely scenario is that the spreadsheet won't be updated till Monday night).