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Dagon: by H. P. Lovecraft

VERY short visual novel

But certainly atmospheric and enjoyable while it lasts - and it isn't costing you a penny. So value doesn't come into it. However I must admit, I never realised that politically and belief wise, that H.P.Lovecraft was such a total and utter c*nt! The absolute anathema of my own beliefs. Well, there has to be some arseholes in the world I suppose :D

1 gamers found this review helpful
Terraformers: First Steps on Mars

Demo that has not convinced me to buy...

.... the full game. I found the overall mechanics to be rather well, weird. I didn't really feel "in control" of my efforts to colonize and terraform Mars, it all felt down to random chance and dice rolls. Still, this is good reason to have free demos available....... problem is, it's now stuck permanently in my library :) Ah well, there are worse things on the scale of human suffering!

2 gamers found this review helpful
Warhammer 40,000: Gladius - Relics of War

Atrocious!

Just look at the DLC spam! THAT'S why this was given out free! To then throw the temptation of all those DLCs at you. The game itself is a low quality Civilizations clone - unfairly difficult with uber cheating AI to boot! And look at all the dumb stupid "Steam style" reviews! What the fig is going on with the sudden invasion of BULLSHIT reviews like "killerapplesauce", "beaulandry88" and "Choco110110"s reviews! The later is ANOTHER that has both just "fun" as the title and text. These are often just idiots with "1 review" to their name, and they're always 4 or 5 star jobs. Are they being paid to just spam these "good" reviews. GOG YOU NEED TO SERIOUSLY ADDRESS THIS LATEST PLAGUE UPON YOUR REVIEW PAGES!

12 gamers found this review helpful
Lesson Learned: Cult of the Elizabeth

Stoopid unfair difficulty does it again

There could have been a reasonable, if not truly bizarre tower defence type game here. But even the FIRST level on EASY is I to the M to the P to the O to the S to the S to the I to the B to the R to the U! So it gets the 1-star it and the snidey, snickering pisstaking hurduuur difficulty obsessed devs deserve. There's a reason it's free......... FREE = SHIT.

7 gamers found this review helpful
Pocket Waifu Rekindled DEMO

Even that demo is SHITE

I mean are ALL Japs fucking Satanists or something? EVERYTHING is "succubus" this, "succubus" that with them! Anyway, this is PURE LIQUID EXCRETA. Avoid both the full game AND the free demo. It'll just be a wankstain permanently stuck in your library - as it is with mine. Why? Why? What was I even thinking............

4 gamers found this review helpful
Shadows: Awakening

meh

Another bog standard "Dungeon Siege" type clone. How many of these has there been? Sure this one has the gimmick of being able to switch characters at any time, but it's dull, forumlaic, linear, CLOSED world as always. I soon got bored, and the dumb puzzles put me off even further. In fact one of these in the "Burial Grounds" map made me quit this. Life's too short for this shit. And what the fuck is it with "Steam type dumbfuck" reviews? I'm talking to you "Radnurag", "Wazza447", "Junior2012dn" (I mean WHAT. THE. FUCK kind of review is THAT?), "yamihige"..... yeah, cuz just the word "fun" both title and text is a GREAT review! PISS OFF BACK TO STEAM WHERE THIS KIND OF EXCREMENT IS COMMON, RETARDS!

5 gamers found this review helpful
The First Templar - Special Edition

Boooooring

Thoroughly linear CLOSED world Witcher clone. I never like any of the Witcher series either. And well done "nabetsedeauirs", "urgotbikini" and "rosieposie" for some of the crassest examples of "Steam quality bullshit trash reviews" I've seen on GOG yet. FO back to Steam retards!

2 gamers found this review helpful
The Life of a Magical Circle

WHAT.

THE. FUCK?

4 gamers found this review helpful
Furi Demake - The Chain

Free FAECES

This is just excreta! Free sure, but still excreta! Try "apple bobbing" in your toilet next time you have a shit. That's free too, and every bit as entertaining as this dumb piss-take of a game.

2 gamers found this review helpful