...... GFX are shitty - difficulty levels are STOOOOOPIDLY (just like VolkTrololo's review down there - fuck off back to Steam reviewing with all your 100's of REEEEETARD mates invading GOG reviews lately) difficult even with difficulty settings set as low as they'll go - procedural level generation fucks up constantly generating areas impossible to reach - with good items in them as well! So yeah, it is good for a short while, but frustration soon takes over. Play it for 1/2 an hour at a time, and don't expect to ever get very far into it. And DOUBLY DO NOT expect to get past even the first boss........ though those can be disabled completely! DO SO!
"augustinoi" REEEEETARD you can't even SPELL properly NVM do a proper review! I mean "TELLIN" AND "TEELING" you spelt it wrong TWO different ways! REEEEETARD!!!!!!! You can't even do proper grammar. "MalteDEV", fucking GREAT detailed review! At least you spell! "jotagiraldez". "OK" as title and text is NOT a review REEEETARD!!!!!!!! This shit has been spamming GOG reviews for the past six weeks........ all of them REEETARDS who never do (thankfully) reviews normally, so they show "reviews : 1" or maybe "2". All of them since Sept this year. All of them on games that have been on free offers recently (strangely) WTF is going on? Fuck off back to doing Steam reviews where this spam/trash shit is normal.
"Gameplay" is just click on a few dots which represent a certain emotional tone in which you "respond" to the continuous dialogs. Sometimes you don't even get a choice, just "one dot" shows on screen and it's Hobson's choice! Graphics are nice, detailed non-textured polygons. Reminiscient of early 90's games like "Another World". Flight sims of the time would have been good with this style of scenery back in the 90's instead of the ugly first generation textured polygons! Worth every penny for the £0.00 I got it from - but I wouldn't pay for it. It's more a "lefty student" art project than an actual game.
..... is it is admitting I actually picked it up!!!!!! Only as it was free demo! Even for free it is just JET SHIT. How much is the full "game"? Who cares. This is raw sewage at it's worst - NVM the full game avoid even this demo! Trust me. Even £0.00 is too must cost to have your library sullied by it!
..... but is just a walking / searching through drawers simulator with added jump scares. I caught this when on a free offer so no complaints about that but I would not pay £19.49 for it. Basically it's another "Amnesia". And I see the recent invasion of Steam RETARD reviewers is strong here....... all just one word reviews, and each of the perps are showing as "Reviews : 1", so it's their ONLY review. And they're all during the past 6 weeks. What is going on here? This is some kind of organised "attack" to fill GOG's review pages with shit. Not that they weren't full of shit to begin with, and are the worst feature lacking review pages of ANY WEBSITE IN THE ENTIRE INTERNET. And GOG don't give a fuck. They've been like this since 2007! "natalka812" is the worst example. Just "d" and "dd"? FFS! Another game had one that was just "o" and "oo"! There's too many parallels with them to be just coincidence. It has to be organised!
..... may be common as muck upon GOG reviews overall, but I give them very rarely indeed. It has to be PERFECT to get five. This isn't perfect, so gets four. Don't get me wrong it is a lovely Diablo clone, but why add the bizarre mechanic of shackling the player onto a rail? By that I mean the fact you can only walk along set narrow paths - the enemy has no such restriction. The odd "paper" world where everything looks like it's a "paper foldee doll" is weird, and so is the system of using cards instead of proper weapons / inventory items as in the original Diablo. So called "powerful" magical and "legendary" cards are also extremely weak in their bonuses over their standard counterparts. In later stages the game decends into insanity levels of bullet and enemy hell! You can end up swarmed by HUNDREDS of enemies...... you have no chance! But the game is very good still - even better I caught it on a free offer! Also it still ain't immune from RETARD level DUMBFKING DUMBFK reviewers like "tetrarus". Piss off back to Steam reviewing mate.
Look at this! More in the past few weeks that just basically say "fun". There's been a plague of these recently! They're always 4 or 5 star so they bump up the game's rating (whether the game deserves it or not!) And they always say "Reviews : 1" so this shit is their first and only review? Something REALLY odd is going on here. Go shove it up your ass "KaffeekannePlin" and "kacc041". As for my opinion....... I hated it, I just could not do anything. The obfuscative AI and USELESS tutorials helped none!
You just have to get it! It is mostly eye candy though. The game mechanics are a VERY light weight "X" type game, and there is only ONE Neptune like gas giant planet with four moons and two of those (so far) have been unreachable! The number of ships and items to install in them is a lot lower than is average for this sort of game. It is rather repetitive too....... though that is the bugbear with all games of this ilk! I most certainly would pay even a few quid for this, but NOT something like £20+!
I'm talking to you "yosariano4". And four stars. Were you paid for this spam/trash review or are you just a complete moron? "Ok" as both title and text is NOT a review smacktard. What the f is it lately - there's been a dozen this past week with just "Fun / fun" as the review. Is this an invasion from all the dickhead reviewers on Steam? Anyway, this game is SHIT. Even for free. It's uncontrollable - so you can't play. Stick it up your arses developers. And GOG get your review pages f-ing sorted out!
...... the camera fucked up! The bear was right at the very top of the screen, and when he tried to climb upwards he went completely off screen! The camera just can't stay centred on you! If there's more game killing bugs than that then this is another turkey I'm afraid. Thank God for the free demo giving me the heads up. I bet the developers will soon remove the demo to stop people seeing in advance just how bad this turkey really is!
