jefequeso: "stupid and pointless" is basically my view of numerical scores in general. But I know some people swear by them.
Ivory&Gold: Scores are far from stupid and pointless, in fact they're an absolute necessity for any big reviewing site. And if you call the steps 1, 2, 3... or very bad, bad, average... or *, **, ***... doesn't really matter in the end. I do however think that a percentage based system is ridiculous and encourages reviewers and gamers to fetishize the score. In fact, even the regular 10 step system is needlessly specific, who the fuck cares if a game gets a 1 or a 3? 4 or 5 steps on the rating scale is all I need if I don't feel like reading thousands of reviews just to find out which games I might have missed that the site feels I should check out.
I see reviews differently than most people. I see them as a deconstruction and examination of the game's strengths/weaknesses first and an overall opinion second. In other words, I care far less about what a reviewer thinks of a game, and far more about what he specifically has to say about it. WHY they think it's bad or good. Because frankly, there are very VERY few people whose opinions I trust enough to just take their word. And absolutely no professional publications. Also, I think numerical scores can be a crutch. An excuse for unclear writing. Which is why I don't use them in my own reviews. If I can't communicate what I want to say about a game in the review text itself, I consider the review a failure.
Even setting all that aside, I find the idea that you can take things as varied and complex as videogames and mathematically rank them to be absurd. Because that's what complex numerical scoring systems do. They encourage people to do ridiculous shit like "oh, this one got a 84/100 and this one got a 86/100. That one must be objectively better." Or one of my favorites (and this actually happened): "Modern Warfare 2 got a 9.5/10 and Uncharted got a 9.3/10! The reviewers are so biased!" But you already touched on that, so I expect I'm preaching to the choir :3
But on the other hand, you do have a very good point. It's impractical to read through dozens and dozens of reviews to try and figure out which games you want to buy. Some sort of quick-glance way of determining what games are more recommended is certainly useful. And I agree with what you have to say about 1-5 being far better than the ridiculous "x/100" or "x.xx/10" scales.
gameon: There was controversy recently about Eurogamer staff being paid off by gaming companies to make favourable reviews.....
Zeewolf: Huh? Are you sure you've got that right? There was a controversy, but that was due to the Robert Florence article that was edited after a certain person threatened with a lawsuit. Nothing to do with staff being paid off by anyone.
The last one I heard of was the fact that the Black Ops II review was written by some guy who had actually worked on the Black Ops II publicity campaign. Which in my opinion is just as ridiculous as being paid off by a company.
There was something about them withholding the review until they attended the review event, as well.