Posted September 28, 2023
Count Karnstein inspected the finding with interest. "Given the circumstances under which this trinket was acquired, I'd say it's a good probability fer it indeed bein' sort o' protective amulet. Albeit we can't really know fer certain what it's purpose be, shouldn't hurt to try." Next he smoothened up his cloak, finger combed his hair, then stood in the middle and loudly cleared his throat.
"Lads 'n lasses, I 'ave somethin' important to tell ye. And I'd recommend y'all to listen as it directly concerns our imminent adversaries 'n could be crucial to yer survival."
Count paused for a second 'til everyone was quiet.
"Thank ye fer attention. When ye think o' vampire, ye naturally imagine an awe inspiring, mysterious, powerful, intriguing, eerie, fierce, imposing, vicious, menacing, glorious, fascinating and deadly creature fancying in blood of only most exquisite maidens. Devilishly handsome, dashing and bold fiend wit' a face of a nobleman. Crème de la crème among supernatural. Aye, I don't blame ye. We all know and love those thrillin' legends 'n stories. Some fillin' the 'earts o' most fearless men wit' dread. Some causin' young wenchies cheeks to blush 'n knees to weaken. Some..."
Audience didn't look particularly impressed. Some yawning, some exchanging baffled glances. Even Polly looked slightly exasperated, though it could be just coincidence as it always looked like that. Only half-orcs seemed truly get into it, listening with utmost attention.
"Get to the point." - said unidentified voice.
"Aye, aye, the point. Point bein' this ilk we are 'bout to encounter is nothin' like it. Right scum they are, o' the vilest sort. Sadly, fer how obnoxious they could be, these wretches still are quite a fearful foe. Ye see, as a thrill-seekin' member of upper society I had me fair share o' dabblin' into occuIt 'n forbidden. What a jolly coincidence it be that I just once happened to read a very old book from the land o' me ancestors, which among others described fiends very similar to what Polly told us about these so called vampirates."
"If that's right then most important thing ye need to know is that these wretches can suck up yer life force - which is a thing they feed on 'n which gives 'em strength. Aye, sneaky bastards don't even need to bite ye. Blast, ye might not even realize what's happenin' to ye until it's too late."
"Second most important thing is that, similar to the real vampires from legends, they can be messin' wit' yer heads. Now, I wouldn't expect mongrels like that be particularly good at this, but still we need watch out and keep an eye on any suspicious behavior of our comrades. None should ever be left alone."
"Last but not least, fer a vermin they are, they can crawl any surface, be it floor, wall or ceiling. So keep yer eyes open."
"Their Captain and Mage should be a different story. I don't know what could one like 'em be able to do exactly, but should be safe to assume that at the very least they can do what regular vampirate can - only better. Meanin' powerful drainin', regenerative and mind stirrin' abilities. Vampiric magic most likely cold based - that'd be just me guess though."
During the last sentence Count put a hand on his Saber of Frostbite.
"That said, I believe it's obvious that avoidin' detection should be our top priority. But in case it'd come to fight, good thing is all the traditional anti-vampire remedies should work 'ere too. And we 'ave quite a few of those, includin' stakes, water and anti-vamp grenades. Not to mention our regular weaponry - 'cause vampirate or not won't do much when it's head fall down."
"Lads 'n lasses, I 'ave somethin' important to tell ye. And I'd recommend y'all to listen as it directly concerns our imminent adversaries 'n could be crucial to yer survival."
Count paused for a second 'til everyone was quiet.
"Thank ye fer attention. When ye think o' vampire, ye naturally imagine an awe inspiring, mysterious, powerful, intriguing, eerie, fierce, imposing, vicious, menacing, glorious, fascinating and deadly creature fancying in blood of only most exquisite maidens. Devilishly handsome, dashing and bold fiend wit' a face of a nobleman. Crème de la crème among supernatural. Aye, I don't blame ye. We all know and love those thrillin' legends 'n stories. Some fillin' the 'earts o' most fearless men wit' dread. Some causin' young wenchies cheeks to blush 'n knees to weaken. Some..."
Audience didn't look particularly impressed. Some yawning, some exchanging baffled glances. Even Polly looked slightly exasperated, though it could be just coincidence as it always looked like that. Only half-orcs seemed truly get into it, listening with utmost attention.
"Get to the point." - said unidentified voice.
"Aye, aye, the point. Point bein' this ilk we are 'bout to encounter is nothin' like it. Right scum they are, o' the vilest sort. Sadly, fer how obnoxious they could be, these wretches still are quite a fearful foe. Ye see, as a thrill-seekin' member of upper society I had me fair share o' dabblin' into occuIt 'n forbidden. What a jolly coincidence it be that I just once happened to read a very old book from the land o' me ancestors, which among others described fiends very similar to what Polly told us about these so called vampirates."
"If that's right then most important thing ye need to know is that these wretches can suck up yer life force - which is a thing they feed on 'n which gives 'em strength. Aye, sneaky bastards don't even need to bite ye. Blast, ye might not even realize what's happenin' to ye until it's too late."
"Second most important thing is that, similar to the real vampires from legends, they can be messin' wit' yer heads. Now, I wouldn't expect mongrels like that be particularly good at this, but still we need watch out and keep an eye on any suspicious behavior of our comrades. None should ever be left alone."
"Last but not least, fer a vermin they are, they can crawl any surface, be it floor, wall or ceiling. So keep yer eyes open."
"Their Captain and Mage should be a different story. I don't know what could one like 'em be able to do exactly, but should be safe to assume that at the very least they can do what regular vampirate can - only better. Meanin' powerful drainin', regenerative and mind stirrin' abilities. Vampiric magic most likely cold based - that'd be just me guess though."
During the last sentence Count put a hand on his Saber of Frostbite.
"That said, I believe it's obvious that avoidin' detection should be our top priority. But in case it'd come to fight, good thing is all the traditional anti-vampire remedies should work 'ere too. And we 'ave quite a few of those, includin' stakes, water and anti-vamp grenades. Not to mention our regular weaponry - 'cause vampirate or not won't do much when it's head fall down."
Post edited September 29, 2023 by ssling