There once was a dude know as Trooper.
He became quite the real party pooper.
So we all chased him down
and turning his frown
so now it's just there upside down.

Hooyaah once made a limerick thread,
Which soon we expected would be dead.
But to our surprise,
Instead of demise,
It just so happened to spread!

I once played an Elven maiden in Silverfall,
Though her boobs, they did seem rather too small.
I could find no quest,
to enhance her chest,
But her character grew on me by the end of it all.

A man and his lady-love, Lynn,
Skated out where the ice was quite thin.
Had a quarrel, no doubt,
For I hear they fell out,
What a blessing they didn't fall in!

There was a young man in Miami
who thought: "I won't see again my Amy!"
So he stabbed his own back,
but then Amy came back
to that reckless young man in Miami.

Gog is a site that sells DRM-free games
There aren't many sites that can offer the same
Three sales every week
Satisfy most gamer geek
Miss out, and yourself is to blame

I'm ne'er at a loss for new games
There are free ones, some given away,
Or purchase them here,
They're the ones oh most dear
One may play them all night and all day!

There was an old gamer on GOG
who had such a massive backlog
that playing a year
would not bring him near
to trimming that massive backlog!

Humans are quite a selfish species
They kill and destroy everything they please
Heed the warning signs
Or seek your demise
As the Earth could erase you with ease

There once was a man oh so weird,
Who said, "It's just as I feared!"
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!

There was an old man down in Providence
who suffered a bad case of flatulence;
he farted all day,
drove people away,
that obnoxious man down in Providence.

There once was a lassie named Molly
Her looks made the men all feel jolly,
She'd brink me my drinks,
And give me those winks;
That I asked her to bed 'twas my folly.

There was an old man in Kentucky
who believed to be very lucky;
he went for a ride,
fell over and died,
that delusional man from Kentucky.

My neighbor just bought a new truck,
He drove it around quite amok
He went for a ride,
The motor it died,
Because he got trapped in the muck.

There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
And when they asked why,
He said "I do try!
But when I get to the last line I always try to fit in as many words as I possibly can."