Do you feel unsatisfied with your life? Are you afraid of loud noises? Do your co-workers constantly call you rude names behind your back? Then what you need is -$3!
Yes, just gift me Serious Sam 1, Wing Commander: Privateer, or Syndicate over GOG to instantly receive your -$3, to make all your dreams come true.
NOTE: Your results may vary. If your dreams do not come true, I will keep the game(s), leaving you only with my gratitude.