Damn it! I totally hate it when cats are in heat/estrous! This is terrible, a natural calamity, an absolute disaster! All manners of groom wannabees show up and howl outside my window, they come to "sing" for my little kitty! My little kitty is still young and she doesn't wanna, i lost her for an entire day and i was worried sick; she had been in hiding and extreme sports, like climbing on top of a pine tree! My tomcat was crying all day long, he gave me hell, i though he was sad about my kitty being absent; i was wrong! The little tom-devil had taken 7 boxes of viagra pills, instead of my wrongly perceived to be depression of his, that feline-faqer simply wanted to faq and nothing else, no more no less!
I need a psychologist, NOW! My cats almost drove me crazy, like totally, like NUTS, today! Why me, what have i done to deserve this, sob, hic bwaaa!
Post edited March 24, 2016 by KiNgBrAdLeY7