^ promised to buy me Twisted metal when it gets released on GOG

^ loves the smell of pickled eggs but hates the taste

^ is researching about pickled egg and experimenting with it to people.

^ engineered the Mass Pickling Flood of aught four ending the decades-long conflict between the Cucumberan's Front of Judea and the Eggiweg Republic. The insanity was over BUT AT WHAT COST!?!

Much maniacal laughing ensued.

^ firmly believes his usual laugh to be a maniacal one, but doesn't know it sounds as a girlie giggle to others

^ regularly giggles in a girlie fashion when camped out in the park bushes with binoculars

^ is always with me in these survey trips, bringing his faithful sketchbook with him

^ doesn't know the difference between dark cabaret and normal cabaret

^ confuses the Dark Knight with normal bat man.

^ Scared of the Dark Knight and a dark night.

^Isn't scared of Batman, but is terrified of Ninja Baseball Bat Man.

^ Knows Ninja Baseball Batman is in a slump but still uses him for scare tactics.

^ fears Kelly Clarkson's Dark Side much more than the Dark Side of the Force.

^ Knows Kelly Clarkson's deepest secrets but refuses to tell.

^ is new to Kelly Clarkson's deepest.