^is a vegetable in a bucket

^ throws buckets of vegetables at passing cars from the middle of the motorway and laughs like a hyena

Eats vegetables from a bucket

^ Is a vegetable that eats buckets

^ picked up what he thought was a woman at the weekend. Really got suspicios while standing butt naked bent over a barrel

^ bypassed the weekend and people. made love to a bucket instead.

^Is from the Kingdom of United

^Finds the term human to be gender offensive. Insists we adopt the less offensive term huperson.

^ was an extra in the game Pitfall II: Lost Caverns on the Atari 2600

^ saw the pitfall before I did

^ now wears a monocle

^Can see the forest and the trees, but still can't find Waldo

^ colored in Waldo in Thespian*'s "Where's Waldo?" book knowing fine that Thespian* is so OCD he will not carry onto the next where's Waldo puzzle until he finds the Waldo in the current puzzle

^ was once cast as Waldo, but was rejected as no one could ever find him

^ Secretly digs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRmS7XvFUEU