^is part of the Elite Special Sheepses group.

^ has a whole library full of books based on the Anarchist Cookbook

Ive got that book actually. :P

^ is a known anarchist, and is on the FBI's no fly list

We all know how well the FBI's LAST effort in NZ went... :P

^ has paid an assassin to take out the tellytubbies

^is trying to kill the teletubbies himself.

^ is a teletubby himself

^ has been a Tellytubby, Power Ranger, Mutant Ninja Turtle and a Kraang so far in this life time

^is a secret Telika-Fan, judging from how much he knows.

^ doesn't let his left hands know what his right hands are doing

^ Is currently sitting at his desk with a pen up each nostril

^ just performed a magic pen trick with thespian (had to do it twice because the mob wasn't paying attention the first time)

^ wasn't paying attention the first time because was watching a nudist beach through his spyglass

^ wishes he had spotted the nudist beach sooner and had a spyglass with him. Alas he did not have his spyglass and so stripped down to his birthday suit and strolled through the nudist beach only to find a couple in their late 60's in an erotic sexual position