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^was once fired from a cannon, and now has an obsession with being shot at.
^Is a time travelling succubus...
^ does not know hoverboards don't work on water
^ knows that, because he once tried to hoverboard around the world in one go, but failed when he triedto cross the mighty Mississippi
^ has a baby with his pillow.
^ knows it, as he made the sex tape, and now tries to blackmail the pillow
^has already contacted the police to report said blackmail
^ Created a conspiracy along with te_lanus against koima57 to kidnap him.
^ Is a legitimate business man.
^ Doesn't know that's just a undercover disguise.
^ Has "Mr. Salieri sends his regards" as his text message tone.
^ Has mozart's requiem as his.
^can see the entire world and everything you are doing from the top of that post
^ Has been watching way too much Deadliest Warrior
^ likes to say to anybody new he meets "You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!"