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Hum, it is HMA. He will never leave Eurasia alive.
^ Will make sure of it.
^ He will deliver the cadaver to the morgue.
^ Works at the morgue for nefarious purposes.
^ He enjoys watching the artificially animated corpses dancing in the pale moonlight.
^ has already finished reading Spare. He literally couldn't put the thing down.
^ Likes to read big hardcovers just to lift weights at the same time.
^ Only reads popup books.
^ Thinks all books are pop-ups because he has advanced dyslexia.
^ He's working on a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Giza, made entirely of Lego building blocks.
^ stole all the gold that once covered the great pyramid.
^ He can see for miles.


EDI: (and for that dude named Myles too)
Post edited January 13, 2023 by Hooyaah
^ Once ran over a drone and never noticed the SOS note it was carrying.
^ He is mistaken, the "SOS note" was from a Nigerian prince who wanted to give me a particularly substantial sum of money.
^ When asked about his favorite country, he always answers "America".