^ is hired by HMA to alter an image. He told HMA that building the pyramids is easier and faster than altering an image. He also told HMA that he had to hire the aliens who built the pyramids to finish the job faster.

^ Is an alien and has a fetish for pyramids.

^ Hates pyramid heads.

^ He saw the sign outside a coffee shop and went inside it to inquire, "I'm curious to know, who is this Wifi character and what did they do to become incarcerated?"

EDIT: (He actually did this.)

^ Will be visited by Pyramid Head because he feels guilty for promoting coffee addiction.

^ He was ninjaed just now and so skillfully.

You're wrong, Hooyaah, I was talking about YOU.

^ Is a rambling lunatic who doesn't know what he is talking about.

^ Will be visited by a mannequin because he's into that.

^ He will forfeit his manhood for sexually attractive, yet sharp and powerful machinery, because he was, "into that."

^ Has read the book "The Carnal Prayer Mat" and was shocked about its contents. Shocked!

^ Had the same reaction after watching Teletubbies.

^ He got La La her break into the porn industry.

^ He calls it "Milky Way" and i call it "Mars Bar", but we still live in peace. Aren't we all just sugar addicted gamers at the end of the day?

^ Wrote all of Galadriel's lines in Rings of Power.