Posted August 14, 2022
"On the left we have (23) Rolf the Mutated Hedgehog, the little guy with spaghetti in place of his quills. Opposite is (75) Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer, a brutal and tough Vesk Mercenary. Looks a bit of a mismatch this one."
The arena transforms itself into an Italian restaurant much to Gologomir's confusion.
** Fight 10 **
* Dice Roll 1 *
(23) Rolf the Mutated Hedgehog rolls 4
(75) Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer rolls 5
Rolf tries to blend in with the pasta dishes scattered about the place only to let out a little 'eep' as a laser battle axe swishes overhead taking some of his spaghetti with it.
* Dice Roll 2 *
(23) Rolf the Mutated Hedgehog rolls 2
(75) Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer rolls 6
Rolf makes a run for it but is scooped up between two thick slices of bread.
"I like my spaghetti to be meaty" is the last thing Rolf hears as mighty jaws close around his head.
Gologomir smacks his lips appreciatively as he exits the arena.
Rolf is at the bar and heaves a sigh of relief after checking that his head is where it should be.
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"That is (44) Rolly you see wobbling his way in. He is of mixed rock/ jelly heritage. His opponent, the imposing (11) Julia who is the protege of the purple monkey that bested Rolly's father in the previous Fight Club. This is a real grudge match."
** Fight 11 **
* Dice Roll 1 *
(44) Rolly rolls 10
(11) Julia rolls 4
Julia practises her Drunken Monkey Kung Fu, confident of besting her gelatinous opponent. A familiar smell wafts her way causing a painful longing to form in her stomach.
Rolly smiles as he emits the aroma of mandarin oranges and watches it draw closer the unwitting human.
"This is for you dad" he whispers to himself as Julia is entrapped in his now solidified slime trail.
"Monkeys suck!" Rolly shouts as his right hand takes the form of a frying pan and he proceeds to batter Julia around the head.
Rolly leaves the arena with his chest puffed out with pride at having restored his family honour.
Julia is in the beach bar nursing a stonking headache.
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The shadowy figure raises his hands ready to smite the Dwarf entering through the left gate until he realises it is not the same one that has pursued him across the cosmos.
"On your left we have (19) Glanan Nightheart, stubborn, sturdy and greedy as all Dwarves are. From the right comes (60) Wild Tornado, a wizard who had best rid me of yet another bothersome Dwarf or he may find himself vacationing in my dungeon rather than the beach bar."
The arena takes the form of a cave.
** Fight 12 **
* Dice Roll 1 *
(19) Glanan Nightheart rolls 8
(60) Wild Tornado rolls 9
Wild Tornado wiggles his fingers behind his back to conjure the illusion of a leprechaun which races across the arena in front of the Dwarf.
Glanan startled, stops scratching the wart on the end of his large nose and chases after it. "Get back here and give me yer pot of gold before I wring yer bloody neck!" he shouts. "I got ya now!" he jumps for the little Irish fairy only for it to disappear and he instead jumps head first into the cave wall.
* Dice Roll 2 *
(19) Glanan Nightheart rolls 5
(60) Wild Tornado rolls 10
Wild Tornado transforms himself into wind and also casts illusions of pots of gold with laughing leprechauns by them all around the cave.
With the legendary stubbornness of the Dwarven race, Glanan races for the nearest pot of gold hooting and hollering as he goes. As he gets closes the wizard/wind picks him up and throws him into the wall with all his might.
Glanan shakes his head and immediately starts running for the next pot of gold only to have the same thing happen again.
This happens for the next two hours until the stubborn Dwarf is finally knocked unconscious. Wild Tornado resumes his human form, panting and completely exhausted from his efforts.
Wild Tornado staggers out of the arena glad to have not angered the shadowy figure.
Glanan Nightheart is at the bar, determined to find the real pot of gold is.
The band plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUNTk5xsxk4&ab_channel=10ccVEVO
