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Welcome to the third installment of Fight Club.

Here is a link to the original Fight Club giveaway for those who are not sure how it works:

https://www.gog.com/forum/general/the_first_rule_of_fight_club_is_giveaway/page1

The second Fight Club.

https://www.gog.com/forum/general/giveaway_the_return_of_fight_club_the_fight_just_got_fightier/page1

** PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING BEFORE ENTERING **

To enter this giveaway you need to create a character for me. To do this you need to give your character a name. You also need to tell me what your character is - for example, he could be a giant bunny with psychic powers. Maybe a human accountant with the power to bore people to sleep.
Yes, you need to tell me what your characters special powers are and also any weaknesses they may have.

I will then pair everyone's characters in the early rounds against each other and they will fight to see who progresses to the next round. This will be followed by a Royal Rumble round to decide who is the final winner.
Each fight will be decided by a dice roll performed by myself, so creating a 200 foot tall robot as your character doesn't automatically guarantee it will win its fight.

** IMPORTANT **

Please don't base your character on political figures as GOG looks dimly on it and we had to censor a character in the first Fight Club for being too political.

* The Prizes *

The winner will get to pick any three games available on GOG for themselves. They will also nominate their two favourite characters from the competition who in turn win one game of their choice each that is available on GOG.

The runner-up will get to pick any two games available on GOG for themselves.

The winner of the most battles won in the Royal Rumble (overall winner and runner-up excluded from this) will get to pick one game of their choice that is available on GOG.

One player will be picked at random who will get to pick one game of their choice that is available on GOG.

* The Prizes part 2 *

There is a list of games to be won in the post below. Come the end of the contest I will ask everyone to post which games they are interested in winning.
The people who made it to the Royal Rumble will be awarded their prize first. Then the people who reached Round 2 will be awarded their prize. Finally, those who never made it past Round 1 will be awarded their prize.
There is a long list of great games to be won so hopefully everyone will leave happy.

This list will be updated up till the end of Fight Club.
Post edited September 26, 2025 by Doc0075
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Prize list:

1 - Sherlock Holmes Chapter One Deluxe Edition
2 - Steelrising - Bastille Edition x 2
3 - The Dawning Clocks of Time® Remake
4 - BIOMUTANT x 2
5 - God of War x 5
6 - Grow: Song of the Evertree
7 - No Man's Sky x 3
8 - Slay the Princess — The Pristine Cut x 2
9 - Disco Elysium - The Final Cut x 2
10 - Days Gone x 2
11 - Blood West + Blood West: Dead Man’s Promise
12 - The Silent Age
13 - Hirilun
14 - The Talos Principle 2
15 - Stray Blade + Stray Blade – Valley of Strays
16 - Core Keeper
17 - UNCHARTED™: Legacy of Thieves Collection x 3
18 - Svarog's Dream + Return of the Old Gods Expansion
19 - Evil West x 2
20 - The Longing
21 - Warcraft I & II Bundle x 2
22 - BallisticNG + DLC x 2
23 - Against the Storm
24 - Black Book
25 - Kynseed
26 - The Thaumaturge x 2
27 - THE KING OF FIGHTERS XIII GALAXY EDITION x 2
28 - Colony Ship: A Post-Earth Role Playing Game x 2
29 - Destroy All Humans! 2 - Reprobed: Dressed to Skill Edition x 2
30 - Death Trash
31 - The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III
32 - Songs of Conquest
33 - Sunless Skies: Sovereign Edition
34 - Sovereign Syndicate x 3
35 - Diablo + Hellfire x 2
36 - Icewind Dale 2 Complete
37 - Syberia: The World Before - Digital Deluxe Edition
38 - The Last Starship x 2
39 - Ghostrunner 2 Brutal Edition
40 - The Crimson Diamond x 2
41 - Master Key
42 - Drova - Forsaken Kin x 2
43 - Project Wingman + Frontline-59 Campaign x 2
44 - SNK 40th Anniversary Collection
45 - Kingdom Come: Deliverance Royal Edition x 2
46 - Dome Keeper + DLC
47 - SKALD: Against the Black Priory x 3
48 - Dying Light: The Following – Enhanced Edition
49 - The Plucky Squire x 3
50 - Cyberpunk 2077 x 3
51 - Coridden
52 - Jump Over the Age Collection
53 - METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE x 2
54 - BLACKTAIL x 2
55 - Hero-U: Rogue to Redemption
56 - Tropico 6 El Prez Edition + Lobbyistico/ Spitter/ The Llama of Wall Street
57 - Banquet for Fools x 2
58 - Sumerian Six
59 - Divinity: Original Sin - Enhanced Edition x 2
60 - Sherlock Holmes The Awakened - Premium Edition
61 - GearCity
62 - The Planet Crafter + The Planet Crafter - Planet Humble
63 - LEGO® City Undercover + Movie - Videogame/ 2/ NINJAGO x 2
64 - Old World + Behind the Throne/ Heroes of the Aegean/ Pharaohs of the Nile x 2
65 - Bears In Space + Gungrave G.O.R.E. - Complete Bundle x 2
66 - RoboCop: Rogue City - Alex Murphy Edition x 5
67 - Turbo Overkill
68 - Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire - Obsidian Edition
69 - Everdream Valley + Family Time DLC
70 - Control Ultimate Edition x 4
71 - The Lord of The Rings: Gollum™ - Precious Edition
72 - Dog Plays in Space Bundle
73 - Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous - Enhanced Edition + Season Pass/ Season Pass 2
74 - ATOM RPG: Post-apocalyptic indie game
75 - Everafter Falls
76 - LEGO® Bricktales
77 - The Stone of Madness
78 - Stardew Valley
79 - Crimzon Clover: World Ignition
80 - BATTLETECH - Mercenary Collection x 2
81 - Disney Classic Games Collection
82 - The Spirit and the Mouse
83 - The Sinking City
84 - Battle Brothers + Beasts & Exploration/ Warriors of the North
85 - Fallout 4: Game of the Year Edition x 2
86 - Return to Monkey Island
87 - Synergy x 2
88 - Dead Cells: Medley of Pain Bundle
89 - Ctrl Alt Ego: Ego Tunes Edition
90 - New Arc Line
91 - Alpha Protocol x 2
92 - DOOM (2016) x 3
93 - STAR WARS Force Bundle
94 - Crow Country
95 - Citadelum
96 - Curious Expedition 2 Bundle
97 - The Alters x 3
98 - Devil May Cry HD Collection & 4SE Bundle x 4
99 - Alone in the Dark
100 - Crysis® + Crysis Warhead®
101 - Two Point Hospital + DLC
102 - Manor Lords
103 - The Walking Dead: The Telltale Definitive Series
104 - RimWorld + RimWorld - Royalty
105 - Asterigos: Curse of the Stars - Deluxe Edition
106 - Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Anniversary Edition + Dawn of War II - Anniversary Edition
107 - Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove
108 - Medieval Dynasty + Echoes of Nature
109 - Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
110 - Growbot
111 - Vampire®: The Masquerade - Bloodlines™
112 - Star Trucker + DLC
113 - Rogue Waters
114 - Tainted Grail: Conquest + Original Soundtrack Bundle
115 - Kaptain Brawe: A Brawe New World
116 - He is Coming
117 - Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 x 3
118 - Hollow Knight: Silksong
119 - Desperados III Digital Deluxe Edition
120 - The Dungeon Of Naheulbeuk: The Amulet Of Chaos + DLC
121 - Tomb Raider Definitive Survivor Trilogy x 2
122 - Psychonauts 2
123 - Fata Deum - The God Sim
124 - Formula Legends
125 - Eriksholm: The Stolen Dream
126 - Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden - Deluxe Edition
127 - War Hospital - Supporter Edition
128 - Deathbulge: Battle of the Bands
129 - Rosewater x 2
130 - VED
131 - X-Out Resurfaced
132 - Viewfinder
133 - Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous - Game of the Year Edition
134 - Shantae and the Pirate's Curse
135 - Megaquarium + DLC
136 - Born of Bread
137 - Reality Break
138 - Breath of Fire IV
139 - Crysis Remastered Trilogy x 3
140 - Alien: Isolation Collection
141 - Spiritfall
142 - The Slormancer
143 - Prey: Digital Deluxe Edition
144 - Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon x 2
145 - Stoneshard
146 - The End of the Sun
147 - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition
148 - The Outer Worlds: Spacer’s Choice Edition
149 - Critter Cove x 2

Kindly donated by bjgamer:

> Bang-On Balls: Chronicles
> Clash: Artifacts of Chaos - Zeno Edition
> Furi - Modore Edition
> Transistor + Transistor Soundtrack
> Unreal Tournament 2004 Editor's Choice Ed.

Kindly donated by kultpcgames:

< Tormented Souls

Kindly donated by KillingMoon

^ GRIS
^ UnderRail

Kindly donated by maestroruffy:

/ Inside
Post edited 3 days ago by Doc0075
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** Entrants and their characters **

1. gogtrial34987 - Ogg'y
2. ppavee - Sir Carrot
3. FlockeSchnee - Karolin
4. TT_TT_TT_TT - Rezion
5. AB2012 - Eccles
6. TheBigCore - Xerxes
7. Dark_art_ -
8. piranha1 - Neko Hime
9. CthuluIsSpy - Private Wojtek
10. Catventurer - Mrs. Agatha Smith
11. truhlik - Mountain Stream
12. BranjoHello - John SeenYa
13. .Keys - The Existence Eater
14. CarChris - Alien Microbe Bratos THE Olympian
15. argamasa - Cletus "the Farmer"
16. servobeupstry - Whiskerina
17. action_fan - Natande
18. AlexTerranova - Shiny little trinket
19. Lone_Scout - Olegario Segundo de Ecatepec aka Oleg the Naked Wrestler
20. maxleod - Stormaggedon
21. mrkgnao - The Ill Tadpole
22. Palestine - Elysia Marginata
23. TheDudeLebowski - OblonGerald
24. nevarRed - Dill.i.am
25. Rep7icant - Atticus Pinch
26. DiffuseReflection - Cappucinoelle the Coffee Elemental
27. Dark_Light748 - Felix
28. LynXsh - Daisy Chain
29. Braggadar - Radaggarb
30. InSaintMonoxide - Jack
31. kultpcgames - Ryler "Broken Mind" Burden
32. maestroruffy - The Pole Dance Master
33. g2222 - The Slime
34. AWG43 - Crossty
35. Melvinica - Old Nick
36. Tokyo_Bunny_8990 - Master Ming Li
37. matterbandit - Flush Fury
38. KillingMoon - DAS bot
39. Hirako__ - Myst-erious Tentacle
40. honglath - Filibin Scones
41. luksmk - HypnoPig
42. chevkoch - Vice, The Vice Sunset Lens Flare
43. igorche9 - Nyra Duskfang
44. ahhzz - Sir Nibbuns the Bold
45. Catac1ysm - Bobby
46. Mortius1 - Gerry the Geriatric Gelatinous Cube
47. ssling - Jæn Stiiiiv van Lee'gal aka The Belgian
48. arsalan12 - Bramblejaw
49. ywzywz - Dreambeard
50. Mr...Desmond - Tulio
51. BenKii - Multi-Dimensional Being (IMDB for short)
52. Enebias - Angus McGuffin
53. pawel-t - Captain Goger
54. Dawnsinger - Nuclear Plant
55. 4thDown - Pixel-Stock Bubble
56. triock - MIRTH-9
57. alexandros050 - Remos Swiftstrike
58. Sulibor - GOG Chan and GOG Bear
59. cosevecchie - Mister Resister
60. Mugiwarah - Frodr
61. erbello - Pastamir Makaroński
62. Oddeus - Bob the Combat Wombat
63. foxgog - fiery Marble4,
64. Snizzle012 - Bingley
65. Krimzon14 - Big Red
66. sasuke12 - Scott Arnold
67. bluethief - Jacob, The Thief of Powers
68. zlaywal - Agapetos
69. 13ison - Carburetor Kid
70. viperfdl - Herpie
71. park_84 - D.I.A.L.U.P. 2000
72. MaxFulvus - The Four Maidens of the Apocalypse
73. Curtainferno - In-Bach-E
74. KiliKelvin - Blaze Chef
75. MyTropico - Nia "Lioness" Santiago
76. (ø,ø) - Blobulese
77. 51nikopol - Connor the giant Canada Goose
78. altosy - Malik
79. FPS2023 - Remaketron
80. moonshineshadow - Jandyr
81. gnarbrag - Klaas de Vries
82. Riser_N - Rumble Stoatskin
83. Ice_Mage - Dusty
84. aCyborg - Arron B. Copper
85. Provide_A_Username - Munchy Commander
86. Cavalary - Michael Cavaliere
87. BJMcKay - Supreme Commissioner Taxira
88. JP4n - ReiKen
89. Jsmnox - Bullcrab
90. sm5.. - Spiral Touch
91. phaolo - Balflap
92. ConsulCaesar - Vulcan the Blacksmith
93. slurredprey - VIOLETT "THUNDERPUFF" ROBINSON
94. Ruvika - Le Mimic
95. tag+ - Harvis
96. Unexposed2605 - Hexley Threadbare, the Stitch-Knight
97. HanselPete - Mushroom Man #3
98. THESLITHERYDEE - John johnson
99. ciemnogrodzianin - Gregor
100. Falci - Sir Archibald Theobald Jame
101. Geralt_of_Rivia - Hous Bin Pharteen
102. Accatone - Handsome Handyman
103. gogamess - Lady Croakulina Von Saltapiedra IV
104. srhill - Blue Boy
105. Genocide2099 - Fish
106. Kerr_Laeda - The Owl
107. KetobaK - Agallas
108. Wirvington - Slavic Aunt
109. drxenija - Whisker Buffett
110. CervelloYM - Sir Reginald Featherbottom
111.
Post edited 3 days ago by Doc0075
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** Fight Club **

*** A REMINDER OF THE RULES ***
How combat will work - I will roll two 6 sided dice for each combatant, if you score 1 or 2 more than your opponent you will land a successful hit. If you score 3 or more than your opponent, you will land a knockout blow.
If you receive 3 minor hits in a row, your next dice roll will be penalised by -1.

Combatants have been picked to face of against each other through random.org

Round 1

1 - (76) Blobulese (lost) vs (66) Scott Arnold (won)
2 - (18) Shiny little trinket (won) vs (58) GOG Chan and GOG Bear (lost)
3 - (8) Neko Hime (lost) vs (48) Bramblejaw (won)
4 - (26) Cappucinoelle the Coffee Elemental (won) vs (37) Flush Fury (lost)
5 - (60) Frodr (lost) vs (54) Nuclear Plant (won)
6 - (70) Herpie (won) vs (86) Michael Cavaliere (lost)
7 - (81) Klaas de Vries (lost) vs (49) Dreambeard (won)
8 - (28) Daisy Chain (lost) vs (72) The Four Maidens of the Apocalypse (won)
9 - (96) Hexley Threadbare, the Stitch-Knight (won) vs (97) Mushroom Man #3 (lost)
10 - (80) Jandyr (won) vs (23) OblonGerald (lost)
11 - (21) The Ill Tadpole (won) vs (17) Natande (lost)
12 - (5) Eccles (won) vs (20) Stormaggedon (lost)
13 - (24) Dill.i.am (won) vs (27) Felix (lost)
14 - (91) Balflap (lost) vs (11) Mountain Stream (won)
15 - (34) Crossty (won) vs (32) The Pole Dance Master (lost)
16 - (83) Dusty vs (87) Supreme Commissioner Taxira
17 - (51) Multi-Dimensional Being (IMDB for short) vs (74) Blaze Chef
18 - (14) Alien Microbe Bratos THE Olympian vs (63) fiery Marble4
19 - (62) Bob the Combat Wombat vs (78) Malik
20 - (69) Carburetor Kid vs (39) Myst-erious Tentacle
21 - (93) VIOLETT "THUNDERPUFF" ROBINSON vs (100) Sir Archibald Theobald Jame
22 - (19) Olegario Segundo de Ecatepec aka Oleg the Naked Wrestler vs (71) D.I.A.L.U.P. 2000
23 - (53) Captain Goger vs (77) Connor the giant Canada Goose
24 - (57) Remos Swiftstrike vs (82) Rumble Stoatskin
25 - (99) Gregor vs (65) Big Red
26 - (56) MIRTH-9 vs (59) Mister Resister
27 - (95) Harvis vs (98) John johnson
28 - (40) Filibin Scones vs (1) Ogg'y
29 - (13) The Existence Eater vs (61) Pastamir Makaroński
30 - (47) Jæn Stiiiiv van Lee'gal aka The Belgian vs (31) Ryler "Broken Mind" Burden
31 - (88) ReiKen vs (2) Sir Carrot
32 - (75) Nia "Lioness" Santiago vs (38) DAS bot
33 - (3) Karolin vs (12) John SeenYa
34 - (46) Gerry the Geriatric Gelatinous Cube vs (25) Atticus Pinch
35 - (73) In-Bach-E vs (6) Xerxes
36 - (92) Vulcan the Blacksmith vs (79) Remaketron
37 - (30) Jack vs (44) Sir Nibbuns the Bold
38 - (9) Private Wojtek vs (102) Handsome Handyman
39 - (42) Vice, The Vice Sunset Lens Flare vs (67) Jacob, The Thief of Powers
40 - (33) The Slime vs (90) Spiral Touch
41 - (15) Cletus "the Farmer" vs (89) Bullcrab
42 - (55) Pixel-Stock Bubble vs (101) Hous Bin Pharteen
43 - (50) Tulio vs (85) Munchy Commander
44 - (35) Old Nick vs (7) ?
45 - (36) Master Ming Li vs (68) Agapetos
46 - (22) Elysia Marginata vs (41) HypnoPig
47 - (16) Whiskerina vs (4) Rezion
48 - (52) Angus McGuffin vs (10) Mrs. Agatha Smith
49 - (43) Nyra Duskfang vs (94) Le Mimic
50 - (29) Radaggarb vs (64) Bingley
51 - (84) Arron B. Copper vs (45) Bobby
52 - (109) Whisker Buffett vs (107) Agallas
53 - (106) The Owl vs (105) Fish
54 - (108) Slavic Aunt vs (104) Blue Boy
55 - (103) Lady Croakulina Von Saltapiedra IV vs ?
Post edited Yesterday by Doc0075
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You may now enter your character into this years Fight Club.

Please remember to give your character a name and the more detail you give me about your character, the easier it is for me to get creative with them in the actual fights.

** DISCLAIMER **
You may put a lot of work into creating your character only to see it take a pasting at the first hurdle against something like a blue marble. Please don't get upset, it is all in the roll of the dice.
Post edited September 26, 2025 by Doc0075
Huzzay!

Reserving a spot for ... a new family member!

It is understood that I should wait "a couple of weeks" before revealing this family member, so I hope that'll indeed work out with the deadline for signup. (If desirable, I can already share the current draft for this character privately. And of course I'll make certain to actually post my character before the deadline.)

edit: ...and now the reveal of this family member:

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I present to you, a heroic adventurer beyond compare.

Let's start with my overwhelming charisma. I have but to crack a smile, and I can have a crowd swooning over me. Yet by the simple loosening of a single muscle, I can make that same crowd scatter for the hills.

My greatest strength must be my unparallelled intellect. After long study, I have peered beyond the veil, revealed what the greatest Mystics of my age could only speculate about - the secrets of object permanence are mine!

Yet for all my powers of the mind, I don't neglect the physical aspects of adventuring either. I have subjected my muscles to a grueling training regime, so that I am now fully capable of self-powered movement, and no longer have to rely on my willing servants to carry me everywhere. On smooth surfaces, my speed will startle even the most observant onlookers. In other muscular feats, I am capable of lifting the heavy weight of my head for extended periods of time, the better to observe all that is going on around me.

One might think this must mean that I have dexterity as a dump-stat, but nay! I hate to brag, but the reality is that I am quite far in the process of training effective hand-eye coordination!

Still, such great strengths do have to be offset by some weaknesses. Some unknown adversary has implanted me with razor-sharp torture devices, which are digging through my flesh on a near-daily basis, trying to break free and subjecting me to excruciating pains.

I am called Ogg'y, and even though I'm rather tiny in stature (due to my mother being a halfling, and my father a half-dwarf), my deeds are already legendary.

While exploring my domain, I came across some shiny pebbles from my great-grandmother's collection. I investigated these most thoroughly for a spell, discovering through their taste that they were unlikely to have any nutritional value, and that they made a pleasing sound when dropped on the ground. Then a swirling vortex of many shiny colors drew my attention. Using my amazing feat of self-powered movement, I went to investigate that vortex more closely, somehow ending up here.

In short, I am a regular 11-month old baby. This is both my greatest strength, and my greatest weakness. (There are some hints about me being somewhat magical due to the circumstances of my birth, but if so, I currently have no control over any such powers. For all intents and purposes, I am a perfectly ordinary baby.)
Post edited October 07, 2025 by gogtrial34987
Sir Carrot who wears a top-hat and a monocle.
Through the monocle, Sir Carrot can shoot a laser beam that makes it's targets to puke rainbows.
The weakness of Sir Carrot is melancholic music as it makes him to reminiscence his past and to dive into deep nostalgia.
I will participate this time.
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Name: Karolin
Race: Human
Description:
Middle aged looking
Height: 5 feet 7 inches
Hair: Light brown, 1 inch short (it used to be long, but it managed to end up in a conveyor belt in the local supermarket, which was very ... unfortunate und really should never ever happen again, so ...) [Yes, I know, that is probably not how these conveyor belts work.]
Eyes: Light brown
Average build
Casual clothing (jeans, pullover, flat shoes)
Special power: Lucky (significantly more lucky than others may be)
Weakness: Oftentimes clumsy; unfortunately, that means her luckiness just keeps bad things from happening most of the time
Example:
She might spill her hot coffee onto someone, but the "lucky light" version makes it so, that instead of hitting "the victim" full force, it just soaks a good portion of their overly baggy sweater arm piece or a coat that hangs over their arm. The "lucky heavier" version might also make it so, that the person doesn't take it too bad and over conversing about the cleaning bill she might even manage to become friends with the person in time or they might impart some knowledge in conversation that might help her with current real life troubles in a way.
Equipment:
She brought a boomerang. It was intended to be a gift for her teenage nephew, but he said, he has no interest in child toys. Now she is determined to prove that boomerangs are fun for all ages (and intents).

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Let the games begin.

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EDIT: More information about Karolin
She has been a member of a Boomerang Club for years. Miraculously every potential accident so far was cancelled out by her luckyness and noone views her as a safety hazard yet.
She has no children of her own, but enjoys being an aunt very much. She loves her nieces and nephew. The only reason she hasn't gifted all of them a boomerang yet, is because the parents were against it so far and only allowed it recently for the eldest.
Her goal is to "convert" everyone to the awesomness of boomerangs, but will protect herself when neccessary. She chose this event for her "conversion attempts", because succeeding in this environment would be more meaningful than under "normal" circumstances.
Her enthusiasm to "convert" will spike when dealing with a visibly underaged person.
Post edited October 07, 2025 by FlockeSchnee
Fight Club once more! Happy tunes!

Placeholder for now so keep remembering posting my character details in time.

EDIT:

Character Details:

My character is Rezion a Golem of 3 metre height and weighing metric 4tons made of pure Adamantine Steel. Powered by a Diamond Heart which is fueled by a weird liquid from the frosty deep caverns of Guermo.
Originally Rezion was created as one of the prototypes of a new generation of Golems for the Army of the Kingdom of Zeraxanthis.
As the other prototypes kept malfunctioning badly the program was scrapped and the other prototypes were destroyed and Rezion kept on living on the lands of his now impoverished master.
Seeing the Fight Club coming up Rezion was allowed to compete there to earn his freedom under the conditions to share his winnings with his master.

Strengths:
Sturdy and Strong and made from the strongest Adamantine Steel
Can Spew Liquid Breath consisting of the weird very toxic liquid from the frost deep caves of Guermo
Relentless and unlimited endurance

Weaknesses:
Maintenance intervals eventually stopped and a not well kept maintenance hatch between his shoulders showing some rusty cogs
Being the last of his kind feeling a deep sense of loneliness
4 tons heavy so need solid ground
Internal wiring might not react well to water
Post edited October 02, 2025 by TT_TT_TT_TT
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Doc0075: You may now enter your character into this years Fight Club.
Enter Eccles - The World Champion Underwater Unicyclist Pufferfish. He's not the fastest on land through tries to make up for it by taking his one-wheeled bicycle everywhere. He can breathe underwater, is immune to all water-based attacks and when threatened turns himself into a double-sized spiky balloon with a mesmerising dopey grin. His mentor, McCadbury, also taught him a very specific immunity against being poisoned by Hershey's chocolate bar wielding goblins for... reasons... Eccles is rather hoping these fights will take place near the sea. Or failing that, close enough to a nearby swimming pool where he plans to push everyone else in before the match starts...
My character is a martial artist cyborg actuary named Xerxes who wins fights with a superhuman ability ... to minimize risk via asset management, liability management, and valuation skills.

(For those who don't know what an actuary is: Wikipedia - Actuary)

Strengths:

Close-range combat (obviously)
Agility
Math

Weaknesses:

Bureaucrats who don't understand math
Comedians
DRM
Eggplants
Let me ̶s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶ borrow the above idea and reserve this post in advance.
Goodness gracious, Doc! That is a huge list of games! Thank you for your generosity and all that you do for the GOG community.
I was dared to make a catgirl character for this.

So, here we go. :)

Enter the most stereotypically catgirly Cat Girl you can imagine.
Cute as all hells and then some, of course.
Also of course, half of the stuff she says is horrible cat puns.
The other half is horribly mangled attempts at speaking Japanese, because she is (of course) also a Weaboo.
The third half ;) is horrible cat puns in horribly mangled attempts at Japanese.

Combat wise she relies mostly on agility and dodging (generally acrobatic fighting style), how else would she have time for making jokes and puns during battles?

She can take a hit or two, but a brick powerhouse she is not.

And also lacks any sort of ranged weaponry, claws are what she fights with.

And being a Weaboo she is, she of course named herself Neko Hime, what else?
(I think we can all agree it's a proper clawsome name, isn't it? I'm not sorry... much. :) )
Post edited October 10, 2025 by piranha1
I'll have a go, thank you for the event

Name : Private Wojtek
Race : A literal bear
Description : A big brown bear wearing an army bearet.
Abilities : Anything that a bear can do. Also can load artillery pieces (he carries one with him) and can smoke multiple cartons of cigarettes a day. May also summon a squad of angry Polish soldiers when sufficiently threatened, who taught him CQB.
Weaknesses : Bears have weaknesses? Throw honey and fish at him, maybe that will slow him down.
Post edited September 26, 2025 by CthuluIsSpy