Bah!

A rocket speeds down the tunnel, quickly closing the distance between itself and the beast, Captain Sapphire swerves in mid-air and rockets toward the beast.
Cut to the silent surface of the planet. The silo doors, diminuated by distance, slide slowly closed, lights flashing within. The calmness contrasts with the previous high action and grand orchestral music. Suddenly the rocket crashes through the opening and out of shot. Serenely the camera turns to follow the path of the rocket as it leaves the planet's sky and twinkles out of sight.


4 - Serpent Rime (SirPrimalform) - HypersomniacLive, ZFR, Trentonlf, blotunga,
1 - The Hypersomniac (HypersomniacLive) - SirPrimalform,

0 - Inkblot (blotunga) -
0 - The Canton Calf (Trentonlf) -
0 - Zephyr (ZFR) -
0 - Koro-Koro Tank (Korotan) -

Not Voting - Korotan,

SirPrimalform has majority votes and is now eliminated.


"What are you looking at me for?" Hisses Serpent Rime, "I'm nothing to do with infiltrating forces."
"Yes you are..." mumbles The Hypersomniac. "You're Henrietta Akalo, President of WinTHCorp."

"What?" cries Admiral Safiros, "Is this true?"

"Uhuh..." a line of dribble trails from The Hypersomniac's mouth. "As sure as my name's Andrew Wellington."

You're not Andrew Wellington! Who's Andrew Wellington??" Serpent Rime spits in fury. "I'm Andrea Wellington, and you're some sort of sneaky name thief!"


"Catch her!" yells Safiros, "Subdue Henrietta Akalo, she's lied to us, send her to the brig!"

"Admiral, please!" Serpent Rime snarls. "I'm Andrea Wellington, you're making a big mista-"

His voice is cut off by a punch to the side of his head, he ducks and weaves, spinning to see where the rain of blows comes from: The Hypersomniac is on his feet, head lolling, arms and legs a blur. Serpent Rime ducks and bobs on his back foot and The Hypersomniac advances. He swoops beneath a wide hook, blocks a knee to the face, crouches into a shoulderbarge and whirls round, swinging the sleeping Saviour away in an arc. They face each other in fighting poses, crouched agilely. The Hypersomniac suddenly leaps into a spinning kick and Serpent Rime is again driven back by a furious onslaught. This time he's ready for it, and he begins to anticipate and parry The Hypersomniac's deft blows. An elegant dodge sends The Hypersomniac off guard and Serpent Rime slickly whips round behind him, pinning him in a tight grapple. The serpentine Saviour's jaws open wide - wider than a human mouth could possibly open, and his fangs close on The Hypersomniac's neck...


...when the pair are suddenly flung clean into the air by a tremendous gust. They separate and The Hypersomniac goes bouncing off off-camera. Serpent Rime falls to the floor in a lithe crouch, alert, quickly locating his new foe. Zephyr, suspended 20 feet in the air, readies another mighty tempest. Serpent Rime springs from his crouch, launching himself with terrifying speed at the airbourne Saviour, who lets loose his winds and scoops the snake into the air, tossing him round in a eddying flurry. Serpent Rime, tossed and turned, remains tense and aware, and manages to catch onto a monitor as he is blown close to the wall and, with startling dexterity, clambers along the wall and out of sight into the machinery. The small cyclone dies down, and Zephyr looks about nervously, powering up his winds, but unable to discern his prey. Too late he looks up to see Serpent Rime dropping from the rafters like a hawk. The two come crashing to the ground in a billowing cloud of icy fog.


Serpent Rime picks himself up quickly and scampers, close to the ground, over the fallen Zephyr. He seems a little disoriented and weaves oddly. He dodges just a little too late as an enormous gilded blade rakes up from the ground, slashing into his shoulder: The Canton Calf has unsheathed his glorious halberd. The bovine warrior follows the movement through into an elegant spin and brings the long blade back towards Serpent Rime, who dodges, again just a little too late, and takes another nasty cut. Gracefully and deliberately, The Canton Calf delivers slice after slice, Serpent Rime receiving many wounds before tripping back and landing prone. The Canton Calf stand over him, his blade gleaming at Serpent Rime's throat.
"You fought honourably, but you are defeated."
Serpent Rime grins up at him from the floor, and The Canton Calf realises the danger. He brings his arms up defensively as Serpent Rime spits a jet of freezing poison up at him.


The reptilian Saviour darts up from the floor and sprints - but he takes only a few steps before barrelling into InkBlot.
"All this aggression, I wonder how it makes you feel..." InkBlot purrs, oozing sophistication. "I'm sure it can't be easy... being publicly reviled, humiliated... the ones you thought you could trust all abandoned you."
Serpent Rime hisses and smacks InkBlot in the face.
"Argh!!" Yells the intellectually-superior Saviour, "you broke my nose you git!"
Inelegantly, childishly, Inkblot lunges forward and pulls Serpent Rime's mask off.


There is a gasp from the assembled company.


"Who are you?" Asks InkBlot.
"I'm Andrea. Fucking. Wellington." The unmasked Saviour intones disdainfully.


"Files match: Andrea F Wellington, Citizen of Earth. Civillian." Explains Puzzlebot.




"Boom boom boom boom!!" Shout Koro-Koro Tank. "Everybody look at me!"


As Andrea Wellington is led away she trips over her own feet.




SirPrimalform is eliminated. He was Andrea Wellington, Machismo Regular, Team Heroes.


It is now the Fifth Action Phase. I'll be as quick as I can with this.

Koro-Koro Tank leaps to his feet.
"OBJECTION!" He yells at the top of his voice.
"Hahahaha, I love using actions." He announces proudly.

Korotan has taken an Action

Koro-Koro Tank's guns explode into InkBlot's face.
"Puny weakling!" He cries.

Zephyr, above, sensing danger, whips up a flurry of winds all around himself protectively.

The Canton Calf gazes meditatively about the space, bringing his arms out into a balanced pose. He turns serenely towards Hypersomniac, who's hauling himself groggily to his feet. He brushes himself down, marches towards The Canton Calf, grabs his golden horns and pulls his head off.

Inkblot picks himself up, nursing his jaw.

Trentonlf has been eliminated, he was Stacey Leamer, Tracker, Team Heroes.

The Villain's Team equals the Heroes Team numerically. The Villains Have Won the game.

The Hypersomniac tosses the golden calf's head to the ground and turns up to Admiral Safiros. He pulls off his own eyemask. Safiros gasps.

"It's you! President of WinTH Corporation, Henrietta Akalo."

Henrietta pulls out a cigarette, and lights it. She looks at Safiros wearily and raises her eyebrows.
"Yeah Winnie it's me. Look how about we put a stop to all this while you still got two Saviours left eh? Let's have Mahmood released from the brig now."
"But, Ms Akalo, why would you..."
"Winnie, Winnie, Winnie. WinTHCorp loves what you do here - but you can't keep going around doing whatever you want. I warned you didn't I? A thousand times I've told you about how you gotta stop sticking your nose out. You act like you can actually save the world."
"We do save the world!"
"The world doesn't want saving Winnie! The people love the show you put on - it makes em happy. And we love it when people are happy. But you took it too far - you started making people unhappy - the kinda people you don't want to make unhappy. So here's what we're going to do - you got two Saviours left ain't ya? Look at these gorgeous boys: Koro-Koto Tank and Zephyr. It's got a good ring to it eh? Looks very good on a poster - one big, one little. Look you got one with all rocks and one who does wind, you could make like trading cards with opposing elements on em kids love all that stuff.
You can keep going - keep on saving the world with these two. If you just..." She makes a pained expression and takes a deep drag of her cigarette, sighing out a huge cloud of smoke. "...play by the rules."

Safiros stares, dumbfounded. She looks from one Saviour to the other.

"Incoming vessel. Impact cannot be avoided." bleeps Puzzlebot.
The screens flash red, showing a bright blue rocket getting closer at alarming speed.

An enormous crash shakes the whole room, toppling the central column and sending huge pieces of equipment smashing down. Everyone dives for cover. The dust clears to reveal a rocket wedged in the ceiling, surrounded by a bright blue aura.

As the aura clears, Beatrice squeals excitedly "It's Captain Sapphire!"

The camera pans up dramatically - revealing Captain Sapphire stood triumphantly atop the battered rocketship. Crouching behind him, dazed and disoriented, but uninjured, is the alien creature.

Safiros turns to Akalo triumphantly.
"No! We're the heroes! We're not going to play your evil games! We have taken a pledge to save the world and end suffering. And we'll never stop fighting for that. Saviours! Arrest Henrietta Akalo."

"Winnie," Akalo shakes her head, disappointed. "You're your own worst enemy, and you don't see that I'm your only friend."

She turns to the two surviving Saviours.

"But you see, don't you? There's no point in fighting, you can't survive without us. So you got a choice - you wanna carry on fighting until you destroy everything that you need to survive, or are you going to acknowledge who's really in charge and take your chance to do a bit of good for everybody?"

"What is it, boys?"

ZFR and Korotan - Do you fight with Admiral Safiros, or do you ally with Henrietta Akalo?

Well that was unexpected, I was thinking ZFR would protect Trent, so I thought we should have gone for Korotan. So either ZFR wasn't in fact Doctor and maybe a Commuter, or he just self protected every night.

Joe really curious what the remaining roles and modifiers were

HSL I hope you are feeling better. Sorry to yourself and Blotunga for letting you guys down earlier with my claim, although I did try distancing at least. Which nearly backfired when ZFR read my distancing, knowing that I was Scum.

As soon as ZFR unbeknown to me saw me in the night I was pretty much dead anyway. If only we targeted someone else.

Blotunga did make a slip about ZFR being the lynch victim. So yes I jumped on it assuming everyone would be on it because it seemed obvious. I didn't really want to bus him like ZFR stated, but I thought he was dead at that stage. I'm suprised no one came back on it. People must have questioned whether I was trying to mislynch but I would of played the same as Town. Especially after ZFR revealed he was visited on night 1.

Also I wasn't lurking because I was Scum I was both busy and not in the mood for Mafia. Plus little genuinely gets revealed in the first 2-3 days.

Great first game for Microfish, Pooka, Blotunga and Korotan. I hope you enjoyed it. Microfish your analysis was excellent and Blotunga you pulled off a role claim, something I've failed at twice, well done. Stay tuned for further games guys.

So here is my summary:
I did the Safiros/ZFR/Zafir mixup and I wasn't lying about the reason, but I probably wouldn't have made it if I didn't knew beforehand who our NK target was. So it was a slip, but all the rest was truthful.
I never expected to survive the 2nd day, luckily we could lynch lift and then after the scene lynch I thought that was it for me. I would've actually hammered his ass, but I had to go to sleep and I wanted to have a chance in the morning. Unfortunately that made me look scummy.
Then we were lucky that Pooka came up with the idea to kill either trent or zfr, I was on the verge of coming up with something similar :D
On the last day, HSL made a huge performance, and we got the SPF lynch.

For the last NK here is what our assumptions were:
1. Zfr can only protect himself (he made a slip that he's somewhat weaker than a normal doctor so a JOAT would make sense).
2. Koro asked about epic and blocking so HSL was suspecting him of being a blocker (jailer or something else) but also epic so he hasn't used anything yet.
3. I was still trying to pretend JOAT if the attempt on trent failed (that actually was I think randomly chosen). So I did analyze HSL just in case trent was watching. I was also assuming that Koro was thinking me scum the whole game so letting HSL do the kill was double the logical choice.

I know Joe said, "The Villain's Team equals the Heroes Team numerically. The Villains Have Won the game."

but

hold on!

before we do our summaries, we haveta wait for Korotan and ZFR to answer the question!!

This!

Congrats to 2/3 of the mafia team! Thanks for hosting Joe, had fun.

@Hyper, not sure what you were actually doing with SPF on N3 but it won the game for y'all since you didn't kill him.

Reading my name so he could steal it, I thought that was obvious by now? :p

This is what matters, the rest I think is flavor. I'm still curious about ZFR's condition. Actually it would be nice if Joe would lay down all the remaining cards ;)

I'm sure he plans to do that after ZFR and Korotan make their choice.

Yes.

OK, sersiously: fight with Safiros