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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

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3.9/5

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3.9

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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Description
Jazzpunk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World, plagued with corporate espionage, CyberCrime, and sentient martinis. Gameplay is inspired by spoof comedy films and cartoons of yesteryear, with a focus on weird gadgets, exotic locales, and open-world style exploration.Stere...
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3.9/5

( 35 Reviews )

3.9

35 Reviews

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Product details
2014, Necrophone Games, ...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10, 2 GHz (Dual Core), 2 GB RAM, Directx 9.0c-compatible 3D graphics ca...
DLCs
Jazzpunk: Flavour Nexus
Time to beat
2 hMain
2.5 h Main + Sides
3.5 h Completionist
2.5 h All Styles
Description
Jazzpunk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World, plagued with corporate espionage, CyberCrime, and sentient martinis. Gameplay is inspired by spoof comedy films and cartoons of yesteryear, with a focus on weird gadgets, exotic locales, and open-world style exploration.
  • Stereographic Polygony Soundeo™, NOW IN COLOURVISON.
  • A cast of over 360,000 polygons, working in concert.
  • For the first time ever, the human voice captured and preserved in CryoSonic Stasis™, thawed before your very ears during NPC exchanges (ie: Voice Acting).
  • Now available in new Suppository form.
  • Half a dozen jokes.
  • Contains 5% of recommended daily intake of vitamin C++.
  • Original soundtrack featuring exotic percussion and homemade analog electronic instruments.
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wallpapers
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Minimum system requirements:

Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility

Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility

Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
2 hMain
2.5 h Main + Sides
3.5 h Completionist
2.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11), Mac OS X (10.7.0)
Release date:
{{'2014-02-07T00:00:00+02:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0200 ' }}
Size:
1.1 GB

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English
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Posted on: December 3, 2014

Crazy, hilarious, insane, psychedelic.

I know crazy and insane mean the same thing. This game is still both. It's utterly insane, made by people on drugs. Crazier than Antichamber by several DXM plateaus, if Antichamber is LSD then Jazzpunk is combining alcohol with salvia. It's simply insanity cubed. Clever, no? Not as clever as this game. For a very short and linear first person adventure game Jazzpunk is a lot of fun, mainly because you are laughing so much at all the absurdity and clever writing that you forget that there isn't much "game" here beyond all the comedy and insanity... but who cares? If you like crazy stories, psychedelica, and comedy in your games, then Jazzpunk might be right up your technicolor alley. Just don't expect anything revolutionary. "WE ARE EVERYWHERE AND UNDERWEAR..."


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Posted on: November 17, 2014

TP4myBunghole

Games: 59 Reviews: 1

Quirky fun adventure but too short

I love the zany graphics style and the dialogue, calling the stuff you have to do puzzles would be to exaggerate the difficulty of this game, it is an easy exploration there are a few mini-games. 5 stars if you can grab it for a couple of dollars or less.


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Posted on: October 6, 2016

Prah

Games: 1193 Reviews: 97

So much fun and weirdness

If you want a short but weirdly amazing game, this is what you should play! So many weird references to a bit of everything in a setting of an anachronistic alternate reality Cold War-era. Fun times!


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Posted on: November 7, 2014

Jennwalton85

Verified owner

Games: 275 Reviews: 1

Loved It, but Shorter Than Expected

I have to say, of the 80-90 games I have purchased on GOG, this is my favorite. I love the humor and the fact that it is split up into small "chapters," which can be played a little at a time. This is one of the most unique games I have played in my life. It has a little of just about everything in it: flying spaceships (kind of), playing golf (sort of), and pedicures, just to name a few of the things you do in this game. Overall, this game is wonderful, funny, charming and cute. It was definitely too short in my opinion and I was stunned when I realized that it was actually over, but I would definitely buy any add-ons or sequels day-one if they were released.


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Posted on: January 17, 2017

Redfern

Games: 451 Reviews: 34

Wonderful first action comedy

Jazzpunk - is wonderful, crazy, psychedelic adventure. Right from start you taken into open, colorful, and bizarre world, filled with various jock and culture references on every corner. Aesthetics, level design, music, voice - everything is so tightly fir in place so you literally cannot find any real weak sides. There is no single moment in this game boring. At very start this game may look challenging, thought its not at all. You need to infiltrate Soviet building. task is looking hard, you don't know that to do, right? Well, instead of hurting your mind you starting to walk around, doing some crazy stuff wandering that else developers managed to put on level and they did a lot. On next levels you pretty much doing same - crazy job for crazy goals while searching for various jokes scattered all around levels. Somewhere from resort level its feels like humor is getting spread little too thin and overall level feels underdeveloped, but that's fine, since its still great. And of course, extremely bizarre final. If you look for some type of challenge, mind bending puzzles or quick reflexes - this game is not for you. There is no way to lose here, but if you think about it like of Comedy you take part in - its great. Is there bad sides? Yes. Its rather short. Can be completed in 1.5-3 hours completely. Replay value is low, unfortunately. Once you done - there is no point to return. But is it worth to spend one evening to play Jazzpunk? Hell yes! Do it now!


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