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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

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3.9/5

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3.9

34 Reviews

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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Description
Jazzpunk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World, plagued with corporate espionage, CyberCrime, and sentient martinis. Gameplay is inspired by spoof comedy films and cartoons of yesteryear, with a focus on weird gadgets, exotic locales, and open-world style exploration.Stere...
Genre:
Adventure - FPP - Espionage
Tags:
Adventure, Indie, Story Rich, Exploration, Classic, show 11 more... First-Person, Casual, Great Soundtrack, Funny, FPS, Cyberpunk, Surreal, Walking Simulator, Short, Parody, Espionage
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3.9/5

( 34 Reviews )

3.9

34 Reviews

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Product details
2014, Necrophone Games, ...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10, 2 GHz (Dual Core), 2 GB RAM, Directx 9.0c-compatible 3D graphics ca...
DLCs
Jazzpunk: Flavour Nexus
Time to beat
2 hMain
2.5 h Main + Sides
3.5 h Completionist
2.5 h All Styles

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Description
Jazzpunk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World, plagued with corporate espionage, CyberCrime, and sentient martinis. Gameplay is inspired by spoof comedy films and cartoons of yesteryear, with a focus on weird gadgets, exotic locales, and open-world style exploration.
  • Stereographic Polygony Soundeo™, NOW IN COLOURVISON.
  • A cast of over 360,000 polygons, working in concert.
  • For the first time ever, the human voice captured and preserved in CryoSonic Stasis™, thawed before your very ears during NPC exchanges (ie: Voice Acting).
  • Now available in new Suppository form.
  • Half a dozen jokes.
  • Contains 5% of recommended daily intake of vitamin C++.
  • Original soundtrack featuring exotic percussion and homemade analog electronic instruments.
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Recommended system requirements:

Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility

Recommended system requirements:

Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility

Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
2 hMain
2.5 h Main + Sides
3.5 h Completionist
2.5 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Game details
Genre:
Adventure - FPP - Espionage
Tags:
Adventure, Indie, Story Rich, Exploration, Classic, show 11 more... First-Person, Casual, Great Soundtrack, Funny, FPS, Cyberpunk, Surreal, Walking Simulator, Short, Parody, Espionage
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11), Mac OS X (10.7.0)
Release date:
{{'2014-02-07T00:00:00+02:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0200 ' }}
Company:
Necrophone Games / Necrophone Games
Size:
1.1 GB
Links:
Forum discussion
Game features
Controller support
Overlay
Single-player
Languages
English
audio
text
DLCs
Jazzpunk: Flavour Nexus
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User reviews

Posted on: September 1, 2019

Games: 0 Reviews: 13

Tainted by blood

One of this game's developers (Zoe Quinn) used cyber-bullying tactics to drive another video game developer (Alec Holowka) to commit suicide. I wouldn't touch this trash if it were given away for free.

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Posted on: March 8, 2020

delphiusextempor

Verified owner

Games: 486 Reviews: 3

I regret buying this game.

I learned after I had bought this game that Zoe Quinn, murderer of Alec Holowka, contributed some voice work. May as well buy a ticket to a hollywood movie or buy CIA drugs. This is stained with blood. I understand the fallacy of what I'm saying here, but one has to prioritize. Justice for Alec Holowka.

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Posted on: March 15, 2020

embLin

Verified owner

Games: 94 Reviews: 1

Comes with forced religious content

All in all Jazzpunk was very fun to play, unexpected and surprising lane after lane and in each corner. Kudos for bringing that fresh wind to the scene. I really had a hard time quitting the game unfinished. I did because the game forces you to pray to some asian god at one point and it won't continue until you do. Agreed it is just a simulation, and most don't care about it at all but for some this goes against their believes - you know... literally.

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