Posted on: February 8, 2014
pinkyfloyd
Games: 45 Reviews: 1
Funky-Jazzpunk-Monkey
lovely!
Is this helpful to you?
Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Description
Jazzpunk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World, plagued with corporate espionage, CyberCrime, and sentient martinis. Gameplay is inspired by spoof comedy films and cartoons of yesteryear, with a focus on weird gadgets, exotic locales, and open-world style exploration.
- Stereographic Polygony Soundeo™, NOW IN COLOURVISON.
- A cast of over 360,000 polygons, working in concert.
- For the first time ever, the human voice captured and preserved in CryoSonic Stasis™, thawed before your very ears during NPC exchanges (ie: Voice Acting).
- Now available in new Suppository form.
- Half a dozen jokes.
- Contains 5% of recommended daily intake of vitamin C++.
- Original soundtrack featuring exotic percussion and homemade analog electronic instruments.
Goodies
wallpapers
System requirements
Minimum system requirements:
Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility
Recommended system requirements:
Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility
Time to beat
2 hMain
2.5 h Main + Sides
3.5 h Completionist
2.5 h All Styles
Game length provided by HowLongToBeat
Game details
Tags:
Languages
English
audio
text
User reviews
Posted on: September 1, 2019
Games: 0 Reviews: 13
Tainted by blood
One of this game's developers (Zoe Quinn) used cyber-bullying tactics to drive another video game developer (Alec Holowka) to commit suicide. I wouldn't touch this trash if it were given away for free.
Is this helpful to you?
Posted on: March 8, 2020
delphiusextempor
Verified ownerGames: 481 Reviews: 3
I regret buying this game.
I learned after I had bought this game that Zoe Quinn, murderer of Alec Holowka, contributed some voice work. May as well buy a ticket to a hollywood movie or buy CIA drugs. This is stained with blood. I understand the fallacy of what I'm saying here, but one has to prioritize. Justice for Alec Holowka.
Is this helpful to you?
Posted on: March 15, 2020
embLin
Verified ownerGames: 94 Reviews: 1
Comes with forced religious content
All in all Jazzpunk was very fun to play, unexpected and surprising lane after lane and in each corner. Kudos for bringing that fresh wind to the scene. I really had a hard time quitting the game unfinished. I did because the game forces you to pray to some asian god at one point and it won't continue until you do. Agreed it is just a simulation, and most don't care about it at all but for some this goes against their believes - you know... literally.
Is this helpful to you?
Something went wrong. Try refresh page.
This game is waiting for a review. Take the first shot!
Add a review
Edit a review
Your rating:
Stars and all fields are required
Not sure what to say? Start with this:
- What kept you playing?
- What kind of gamer would enjoy this?
- Was the game fair, tough, or just right?
- What’s one feature that really stood out?
- Did the game run well on your setup?
Inappropriate content. Your reviews contain bad language.
Inappropriate content. Links are not allowed.
Review title is too short.
Review title is too long.
Review description is too short.
Review description is too long.
Not sure what to write?
Show:
5 on page
15 on page
30 on page
60 on page
Order by:
Most helpful
Most positive
Most critical
Most recent
Filters:
No reviews matching your criteria
Written in
English
Deutsch
polski
français
русский
中文(简体)
Others
Written by
Verified ownersOthers
Added
Last 30 daysLast 90 daysLast 6 monthsWheneverAfter releaseDuring Early Access