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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

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3.9/5

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3.9

35 Reviews

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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Description
Jazzpunk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World, plagued with corporate espionage, CyberCrime, and sentient martinis. Gameplay is inspired by spoof comedy films and cartoons of yesteryear, with a focus on weird gadgets, exotic locales, and open-world style exploration.Stere...
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3.9/5

( 35 Reviews )

3.9

35 Reviews

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Product details
2014, Necrophone Games, ...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10, 2 GHz (Dual Core), 2 GB RAM, Directx 9.0c-compatible 3D graphics ca...
DLCs
Jazzpunk: Flavour Nexus
Time to beat
2 hMain
2.5 h Main + Sides
3.5 h Completionist
2.5 h All Styles
Description
Jazzpunk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World, plagued with corporate espionage, CyberCrime, and sentient martinis. Gameplay is inspired by spoof comedy films and cartoons of yesteryear, with a focus on weird gadgets, exotic locales, and open-world style exploration.
  • Stereographic Polygony Soundeo™, NOW IN COLOURVISON.
  • A cast of over 360,000 polygons, working in concert.
  • For the first time ever, the human voice captured and preserved in CryoSonic Stasis™, thawed before your very ears during NPC exchanges (ie: Voice Acting).
  • Now available in new Suppository form.
  • Half a dozen jokes.
  • Contains 5% of recommended daily intake of vitamin C++.
  • Original soundtrack featuring exotic percussion and homemade analog electronic instruments.
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wallpapers
System requirements
Minimum system requirements:

Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility

Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility

Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
2 hMain
2.5 h Main + Sides
3.5 h Completionist
2.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11), Mac OS X (10.7.0)
Release date:
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Size:
1.1 GB

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English
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Posted on: April 4, 2022

CharlieLima79

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Weird and strange, thus memorable

‘Jazzpunk: Director’s Cut’ is…weird. I went in not really knowing what it is or what to expect, and finished it not fully understanding what I’ve just played. That’s not to say this game is a bad game – it’s not. It’s just different and very strange. ‘Jazzpunk’ is a first-person adventure game with offbeat humour, and plenty of pop culture and computer technology references. In it, you play as Polyblank, a spy tasked with completing a series of 4 missions, interspaced with interludes. The missions and the puzzles within aren’t difficult at all. In fact, you’re told how to bypass each obstacle almost every time. The fun of this game is not really the espionage, but the exploration of your surroundings and interaction with anyone/anything that the game allows you to. In doing so, you may find yourself engaging in non-sequitur sidequests like wrestling a Randy “The Macho Man” Savage look-a-like and flicking a spider off a woman’s shoulder. I ended up spending close to 3 hours trying to find most, if not all, of these interactive moments. The game’s presentation is simplistic, with a 1950/60s aesthetic that makes me yearn for a more substantial spy game like ‘No One Lives Forever’. Not only does ‘Jazzpunk’ plays and feels weird, it also looks strange. It’s what I presume a hallucinogenic dream would be like. ‘Jazzpunk’ is a very niche game for a very specific audience, with jokes and allusions that may be over the head of some players. It’s weird and different enough to warrant checking out, just to see what the initial excitement was all about back in 2014. Given how its humour may not be for you, you may want to grab this game when it goes on sale.


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Posted on: September 18, 2021

LATESTACORONATA

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Games: 741 Reviews: 229

A 70' parody of a parody

Basically, is a parody of the 70' spy story, which inside contains parodies of other media, so many of them that even I, which consider myself a huge nerd, didn't recognized all of them. Soundtrack and, most importantly, visuals are on point, although the camera sometimes gives me a sense of vertigo. Gameplay wise... welp, there are some minigames interesting, buuuut if you buy this game, it won't be for the gameplay. ( which almost demoted this game into a 2 star, and still it reaches the 3 stars just by few millimeters). Is it worth it? mmmmm yes but it's really not for everyone, which is strange, comedy usually is but not this kind.


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Posted on: January 14, 2020

quilto

Verified owner

Games: Reviews: 2

recall that funny flash games

If you are old enough you will remember some strange wacky flash games in old days. If you feel like you want to play that kind of games jazzpunk will be great for you.


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Posted on: May 1, 2024

C5K1LL3R

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Games: 576 Reviews: 3

It's a Swing Wing

10/10 would throw popcorn at people again.


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Posted on: January 10, 2025

YosterToaster

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Games: 51 Reviews: 1

Peak Game Very Good

This game is peak it truly transcends the medium.


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