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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

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3.9/5

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3.9

35 Reviews

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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Description
Jazzpunk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World, plagued with corporate espionage, CyberCrime, and sentient martinis. Gameplay is inspired by spoof comedy films and cartoons of yesteryear, with a focus on weird gadgets, exotic locales, and open-world style exploration.Stere...
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3.9/5

( 35 Reviews )

3.9

35 Reviews

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Product details
2014, Necrophone Games, ...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10, 2 GHz (Dual Core), 2 GB RAM, Directx 9.0c-compatible 3D graphics ca...
DLCs
Jazzpunk: Flavour Nexus
Time to beat
2 hMain
2.5 h Main + Sides
3.5 h Completionist
2.5 h All Styles
Description
Jazzpunk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World, plagued with corporate espionage, CyberCrime, and sentient martinis. Gameplay is inspired by spoof comedy films and cartoons of yesteryear, with a focus on weird gadgets, exotic locales, and open-world style exploration.
  • Stereographic Polygony Soundeo™, NOW IN COLOURVISON.
  • A cast of over 360,000 polygons, working in concert.
  • For the first time ever, the human voice captured and preserved in CryoSonic Stasis™, thawed before your very ears during NPC exchanges (ie: Voice Acting).
  • Now available in new Suppository form.
  • Half a dozen jokes.
  • Contains 5% of recommended daily intake of vitamin C++.
  • Original soundtrack featuring exotic percussion and homemade analog electronic instruments.
Goodies
wallpapers
System requirements
Minimum system requirements:

Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility

Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility

Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
2 hMain
2.5 h Main + Sides
3.5 h Completionist
2.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11), Mac OS X (10.7.0)
Release date:
{{'2014-02-07T00:00:00+02:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0200 ' }}
Size:
1.1 GB

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Languages
English
audio
text
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Cute abstract game

It is cute but too short=) I want more


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Posted on: October 31, 2023

ORANOID

Games: 117 Reviews: 4

Stupid game, the best

The game is absolutely dumb, but in the best way possible. You never know, what to expect from it. If you like absurd humour, go play itnow.


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Posted on: January 7, 2020

GregT_314

Games: 1132 Reviews: 45

Arty, weird, formless

The clue is in the word "jazz". Those looking for a structured game with clear objectives, progression, and challenge will find nothing that they want here. Those in the market for a whimsical freeform art piece may be interested. Jazzpunk continually surprises... but only occasionally entertains. It's memorable, but hit and miss. It doesn't always make sense, and it sometimes doesn't even seem professional, but it boldly and confidently doesn't care. If it still sounds interesting to you after all of the above, you should absolutely buy it.


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Posted on: February 8, 2014

TheMagicLemur

Verified owner

Games: 166 Reviews: 9

Less of a game; more of a trip

This is a singularly weird experience. Don't get it if you don't like somewhat confusing oddness.


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Posted on: February 21, 2014

Daimon117

Games: 114 Reviews: 1

A great, quirky adventure

Throughout the game I found myself enjoying all the small jokes that kept creeping while I played on through the story and made the whole experience extremely memorable. There is one small bug I have found. In the Resort stage, if you stand on top of the floating blue body in the pool and interact with it, you will be launched clear off the map and will be forced to restart the mission.


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