Jazzpunk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World, plagued with corporate espionage, CyberCrime, and sentient martinis. Gameplay is inspired by spoof comedy films and cartoons of yesteryear, with a focus on weird gadgets, exotic locales, and open-world style exploration.Stere...
Jazzpunk is a comedy adventure set in an alternate reality Cold War World, plagued with corporate espionage, CyberCrime, and sentient martinis. Gameplay is inspired by spoof comedy films and cartoons of yesteryear, with a focus on weird gadgets, exotic locales, and open-world style exploration.
Stereographic Polygony Soundeo™, NOW IN COLOURVISON.
A cast of over 360,000 polygons, working in concert.
For the first time ever, the human voice captured and preserved in CryoSonic Stasis™, thawed before your very ears during NPC exchanges (ie: Voice Acting).
Now available in new Suppository form.
Half a dozen jokes.
Contains 5% of recommended daily intake of vitamin C++.
Original soundtrack featuring exotic percussion and homemade analog electronic instruments.
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Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility
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It's the most funniest, weirdiest espionage game i've ever played. I laughed a lot and i had a load of OMG face. Otherwise, it falls a bit short. I think it's worth to play.
The Good:
* The people on this site - They gave the game a 4 star rating. I am impressed by how nice those people are. Unfortunately games should be judged a little bit more harshly than that and they should not be sugar-coated. Otherwise we will mislead future customers into believing that something is good while it is a complete waste of time and money.
The Bad:
* This is not a game - You press a button and the game will present you a joke. Be it a gag joke, a reference joke or any other joke you can think of. You can replace this whole "Game" with a screen with items that will present you the jokes when you press on them. The "Game" has nothing to offer. Just a barebone over-praised short experience. Oh.... Totally forgot.... IT IS NOT FUNNY!
The Ugly:
* Thinking that the game has premise when you laugh at the first joke, then you will smile at the second joke. At third joke you will smile no more and after that you will get frustrated that you paid money for this "Game".
As short as this game is, I couldn't stop smiling almost the entire time I've played it so far, and if I hadn't got it in a Humble Bundle I'd for sure have bought it outright anyway as I love these kinds of games. Definitely not your average kind of FPV adventure game, it's not for the average gamer either, but if you like your games quirky and kinda bizarre then you'll love this, after all it's not every game that gives you the chance to cross-dress and kiss Hunter S Thompson, or go swimming in a pool with Hunter S Thompson, or talk nonsensical garbage on the beach with Hunter S Thompson.
None of the side-quests have any bearing on the main story but they're great fun to do anyway if you can find them, especially the beach treasure hunt. Make sure you pay attention to the closing credits once you complete the game too.
Oh, and you get to kill AND bbq a mechanical pig on wheels!
There's no "game", in here. Typical millennial writing (as in, crap). Walk around, receive surreal confusing objective, ordplqy "joke", walk some more, rinse and repeat.
I regret wasting money on this trash
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