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Okay for those who don't know how this works, one poster makes a wish, while the next poster grantsthat wish, corrupts it, and makes a wish of their own
e.g.
First poster: I wish gog would get grim fandango
Second Poster: Granted, but you need windows 95 to play it
I wish for an army of velociraptors

everyone got those rules? okay I'll start.

I wish that gog would get Grim Fandango
Granted, but you need windows 95 to play it :P
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makr3la: Granted, but you need windows 95 to play it :P
you also need to make a wish
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DrOblivious: you also need to make a wish
I wish for an army of velociraptors :P
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DrOblivious: you also need to make a wish
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makr3la: I wish for an army of velociraptors :P
Granted, but they will disobey you and eat your...something.

I wish for fluffy destroyer of the worlds.
I wish for the right to be myself.
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Detlik: I wish for fluffy destroyer of the worlds.
Granted but yours will be first.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by QC
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QC: I wish for the right to be myself.
granted, but you lose all of your other rights
I wish for more Tarintino
Post edited August 04, 2012 by DrOblivious
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QC: I wish for the right to be myself.


Granted but yours will be first.
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DrOblivious: granted, but you lose all of your other rights
I wish for more Tarintino
Granted, but his new movies will be terrible.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.
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QC: I wish for an incorruptible wish.
Granted, but then you'll wake up.

I wish for a trip to the moon!
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makr3la: I wish for a trip to the moon!
Granted, but without oxygen!

I wish for the most beautiful woman in the world.
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makr3la: I wish for a trip to the moon!
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Jaime: Granted, but without oxygen!

I wish for the most beautiful woman in the world.
Granted, but she's just a head in a jar. Also I attack you with heavy objects for not mentioning indie title "To The Moon" with the last corrupted wish.


I wish for my college years to be safe and successful.
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Jaime: Granted, but without oxygen!

I wish for the most beautiful woman in the world.
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QC: Granted, but she's just a head in a jar. Also I attack you with heavy objects for not mentioning indie title "To The Moon" with the last corrupted wish.


I wish for my college years to be safe and successful.
Granted, but you'll be unemployed after you graduate.


I wish someone would gift me Outcast :P
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QC: Granted, but she's just a head in a jar. Also I attack you with heavy objects for not mentioning indie title "To The Moon" with the last corrupted wish.


I wish for my college years to be safe and successful.
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Licurg: Granted, but you'll be unemployed after you graduate.


I wish someone would gift me Outcast :P
Granted, but it will happen in 2085.

I wish I could fly.
Granted, but now you're blind.

I wish for my flesh to become uneatable in case of zombie apocalypse.

edit: That's what I get for leaving my window open too long.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by Ric1987
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QC: Granted, but she's just a head in a jar. Also I attack you with heavy objects for not mentioning indie title "To The Moon" with the last corrupted wish.


I wish for my college years to be safe and successful.
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Ric1987: Granted, but the day after you finish and land a hot job.........ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!

I wish for my flesh to become uneatable in case of zombie apocalypse.
Granted, your flesh is uneatable... because you have joined the undead zombie horde!!

I wish to live for a thousand years.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by Tychoxi