Granted, but she's just a head in a jar. Also I attack you with heavy objects for not mentioning indie title "To The Moon" with the last corrupted wish.
I wish for my college years to be safe and successful.
Granted, but the day after you finish and land a hot job.........ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
I wish for my flesh to become uneatable in case of zombie apocalypse.
Granted, your flesh is uneatable... because you have joined the undead zombie horde!!
I wish to live for a thousand years.