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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted. But as since "most people have an innate disposition towards evil", as an old philosopher claimed once, they bite almost everyone.

I wish for a watermelon sorbet!
Granted, but it melted before you could eat it.

I wish someone found a way to skip Gannon in the original Legend of Zelda.
Actually, it seems someone did find a way to skip Gannon, but it requires the Japanese version and an arbitrary code execution exploit. So, that wish has already been granted, but corrupted.

I wish for an arbitrary code ececution exploit to be found in a Zelda game that does not currently have one.
granted. But it's discovered by the makers and they immediately fix it upon discovery. No one ever became aware of it.

I wish that Everyone in Denmark would start wearing Nielsen's haircut and ban German music from the concert halls In reverance one of the mightiest Composers I know off, while humming the finale of symphony 4 all the time
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Vnlr: granted. But it's discovered by the makers and they immediately fix it upon discovery. No one ever became aware of it.

I wish that Everyone in Denmark would start wearing Nielsen's haircut and ban German music from the concert halls In reverance one of the mightiest Composers I know off, while humming the finale of symphony 4 all the time
Unfortunately, the wish can't be granted because some people can't grow hair. As a result, the entire wish fails to be granted, and people start humming the finale of Brahms Symphony number 4. (The witch got the composers mixed up.)

I wish that composers of band and orchestra music would write more interesting 2nd and 3rd parts.
Wish granted, but now they totally forget the most important, 1st part.

I wish Marishi Ten to shield me against any hostility and mask my presence.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but now they totally forget the most important, 1st part.

I wish Marishi Ten to shield me against any hostility and mask my presence.
Granted. You now have a shield and a mask. It is now time for you to cosplay as Marishi Ten.

(As a side note, sometimes the 1st part *isn't* the most important part. It isn't as common as it should be IMO, but it does happen sometimes.)

I wish more people played double reed instruments.
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dtgreene: I wish more people played double reed instruments.
Granted. As part of a big marketing campaign millions of cheap miniature low quality double reed instruments are given to the people. And almost every child now uses one to make ear-hurting noise.


I wish to feel less tired.
Wish granted, but you have to drink much coffee towards this outcome.

I wish i had some Mango-Sorbet!
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but you have to drink much coffee towards this outcome.

I wish i had some Mango-Sorbet!
Granted, but it's now -40 degrees outside and you do not feel like eating something cold.

(By the way, -40 Fahrenheit = -40 Celsius.)

I wish for this wish to be corrupted if and only if it is not.
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dtgreene: I wish for this wish to be corrupted if and only if it is not.
I neatly sidestep the entire paradox by instead corrupting the wisher. Here, have some absolute power.

I wish I still had the full head of hair I used to have 30 years ago.
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dtgreene: I wish for this wish to be corrupted if and only if it is not.
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TwoHandedSword: I neatly sidestep the entire paradox by instead corrupting the wisher. Here, have some absolute power.

I wish I still had the full head of hair I used to have 30 years ago.
Granted, but in order to do this, it was necessary to change your hormonal balance to that of a woman. As a consequence, you are now perceived as female (even if you still have a beard) and, among other things, have grown breasts and have become infertile. (You do not, however, experience periods.)

(If you are already female-bodied, the wish is unable to be granted.)

I wish the gem underflow glitch (from Baldur's Gate 2) worked in real life.