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TwoHandedSword: I wish Coke tasted more like Pepsi.
Granted. However, Pepsi now tastes like rotten fruit.

I wish I was strong enough to crush a raw potato in my hand.
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TwoHandedSword: "Breaking news: Today, in Hollywood, the building housing the Motion Picture Association of America collapsed for no discernible reason, killing at least ten and injuring hundreds. The FBI, CIA, DEA and Homeland Security are looking into the cause...."
Woah, that's amazing! The MPAA isn't even located in Hollywood. Its on Capitol Hill! :P
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Darvond: Woah, that's amazing! The MPAA isn't even located in Hollywood. Its on Capitol Hill! :P
Well, there's your trouble. :p

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GamePlayerZero: I wish I was strong enough to crush a raw potato in my hand.
Oops. You succeeded... with a rotten potato. Congrats on becoming Patient Zero for fungal finger rot.

I wish today's forecasted snowstorm turns out to be a dud.
Post edited 23 hours ago by TwoHandedSword
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TwoHandedSword: I wish today's forecasted snowstorm turns out to be a dud.
Wish granted, my friend!
It turns out the forecasts calling for snow were, indeed, dead wrong.
...It's now a TSUNAMI WARNING!