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TotalUlven: Granted, by way of you being the only human left on earth.
i'm okay with this. thanks! i hope the tigers don't eat me though.
EDIT: Nothing to see here... v Move along v
Post edited 2 days ago by BillyMaysFan59
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TwoHandedSword: I wish I didn't have to shave anymore.
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BillyMaysFan59: Granted. You start growing permanent whiskers that cannot be cut or shaved by ANYTHING. Not even with careful skill via a small Ginsu knife. Eventually you will grow a beard that's so long it will get caught in your feet when you walk, but hey at least you don't have to shave anymore.

I wish I had a real life lightsaber.
DONE! but you accidentally cut off both your hands with it when you visit a bar in las vegas.

i wish for my 2D waifu to be real.
Wish granted but you can't have fun with her, she becomes real but still 2D!!!

I wish GOG personnel hadn't deleted an epic thread moments ago, from someone from Germany searching for hot singles near his area (somethingBob was the username)! I was DYING to see the answers that would follow, alas it's now gone...
Post edited 2 days ago by KiNgBrAdLeY7
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish GOG personnel hadn't deleted an epic thread moments ago, from someone from Germany searching for hot singles near his area (somethingBob was the username)! I was DYING to see the answers that would follow, alas it's now gone...
Not a problem. Here's a link to some of the hottest singles of all time. Of. All. Time.

I wish red kryptonite was real, that it worked on humans, and that I had a supply of it safely contained in a lead-lined safe.