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TwoHandedSword: First time I've ever heard a clutch of chickens referred to as a harem, but whatever. At least now I've got plenty of eggs to eat.

I wish I had a recipe book to help me prepare all those eggs, so I don't start to get sick of having them every single day.
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IwubCheeze: Granted, but the recipie book is a very bad cook.

I wish for someone to tell me how to conquer the world using an apple, a 3 foot chain, a kitchen light, 2 wooden planks, a go kart and a whole lotta rubber bands.
Granted you have everything you wish for...except you drop that last rubber band in the sink and are one short.

I wish I had an unlimited budget and funds for my remodel. (easy I know)
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Getcomposted: I wish there was a perfect housekeeping robot.
No problem. All you'll need is an apple, a 3-foot chain, some rubber bands...


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madeaj: I wish I had an unlimited budget and funds for my remodel.
Done and done. Now if only you had the blueprints, the permits, the manpower and the time.


I wish I had a golden ticket to visit Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
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TwoHandedSword: No problem. All you'll need is an apple, a 3-foot chain, some rubber bands...


Done and done. Now if only you had the blueprints, the permits, the manpower and the time.


I wish I had a golden ticket to visit Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
Wish granted, but you're going to eat so much chocolate it'll make you sick. ;-P


I wish I could get all and every game on GOG I'm interested in.
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HypersomniacLive: I wish I could get all and every game on GOG I'm interested in.
Granted. Good luck trying to defeat your big backlog. :P

I wish Billy Mays was still alive.
Post edited July 21, 2014 by BillyMaysFan59
Granted.

However since he was brought back using a variant of the Pet Sematary spell there was a small hitch.

We were able to double your offer and you now have two Billy Mayses which now proceed to rid the world of stains by killing everyone and duplicating themselves like an apocalyptic Billy Mays virus.



I wish for the perfect bowel movement.
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flubbucket: I wish for the perfect bowel movement.
Granted you become the perfect bowel movement when a giant Florida python eats you.

I wish I had a desk.
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theslitherydeee: I wish I had a desk.
It turns out you can afford a desk, by selling off everything you wanted to put on that desk. (This is known as the O. Henry gambit.)

I wish Bitcoin was replaced by Pokédollars.