Granted, but they'll all be sung by Nickelback.
I wish for a delicious freshly baked chocolate cake that's perfectly safe to eat and doesn't contain any thing other than regular cake ingredients.
Granted, but you have to watch someone else eat it.
I wish for freedom.
Granted, but they will just repeat their worst song over and over again. Just one song.
I wish for endless beer.
Granted but the endless supply causes all the laws of economics to cease to exist resulting in another Great Depression.
Wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes.
Granted but there is a chance of lasers shooting randomly without your control.
I decided to be a Santa Clause and granted 3 wishes. Take that Ninjas.