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Tychoxi: I wish to live for a thousand years.
Granted, but you will do so in total sensory deprivation - well, except the sense for pain, of which there will be plenty.

I wish the forums would notify users of posts that have been written while they were typing theirs.
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Psyringe: I wish the forums would notify users of posts that have been written while they were typing theirs.
Granted, but this notification will be a 1000 volt electric shock.

I wish for my favourite football club to be the winner of this year's Bundesliga season.
Granted but aliens take over our planet afterwards and outlaw football.
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Tychoxi: I wish to live for a thousand years.
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Psyringe: Granted, but you will do so in total sensory deprivation - well, except the sense for pain, of which there will be plenty.

I wish the forums would notify users of posts that have been written while they were typing theirs.
Granted but a wild ferret eats your fingers so you can't type.

I wish I could teleport.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by Ric1987
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Ric1987: Granted but aliens take over our planet afterwards and outlaw football.
That might just be worth it, actually.

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Ric1987: I wish I could teleport.
Granted, but this will cause a rip in the very fabric of reality, from which an army of terrible hellspawn will emerge.

I wish to be king.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by Jaime
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Jaime: snip
Granted but your the the king of nothing.

I wish for an army of hellspawn.
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Jaime: snip
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MrWilli: I wish for an army of hellspawn.
Granted, but none of them can exist on earth
I wish that Beyond good and evil 2 would finaly come out
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MrWilli: I wish for an army of hellspawn.
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DrOblivious: Granted, but none of them can exist on earth
I wish that Beyond good and evil 2 would finaly come out
Granted, but it will be given to the team who made Ultima 9

I wish I had psychic powers
Post edited August 04, 2012 by Thunderstone
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Thunderstone: I wish I had psychic powers
Granted, but you will be sealed in a lab and experimented upon by the military for the rest of your miserable life.

I wish that every radio station in the world will only play ABBA songs, forever.
Granted, but they'll all be sung by Nickelback.

I wish for a delicious freshly baked chocolate cake that's perfectly safe to eat and doesn't contain any thing other than regular cake ingredients.
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Thunderstone: I wish I had psychic powers
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Jaime: Granted, but you will be sealed in a lab and experimented upon by the military for the rest of your miserable life.

I wish that every radio station in the world will only play ABBA songs, forever.
Granted, but they will just repeat their worst song over and over again. Just one song.

I wish for endless beer.
Granted, but it's all warm.


Wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes.


EDIT: Fucking ninjas, they're everywhere...
Post edited August 04, 2012 by Licurg
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GoJays2025: Granted, but they'll all be sung by Nickelback.

I wish for a delicious freshly baked chocolate cake that's perfectly safe to eat and doesn't contain any thing other than regular cake ingredients.
Granted, but you have to watch someone else eat it.

I wish for freedom.

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Detlik: Granted, but they will just repeat their worst song over and over again. Just one song.

I wish for endless beer.
Granted but the endless supply causes all the laws of economics to cease to exist resulting in another Great Depression.

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Licurg: Wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes.
Granted but there is a chance of lasers shooting randomly without your control.

I decided to be a Santa Clause and granted 3 wishes. Take that Ninjas.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by fursav
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GoJays2025:
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fursav: I wish for freedom.
Granted, but your prison was the only thing in existance.
I wish to be master of the universe.
Grant but you are the master of the universe where teletubbies exist.

I wish for an epic computer.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by MrWilli
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MrWilli: Grant but you are the master of the universe where teletubbies exist.

I wish for an epic computer.
Granted, but you cant play any games on it.

I wish for regulate chocolate cookie.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by Detlik