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Detlik: Granted, but you cant play any games on it.

I wish for regulate chocolate cookie.
Granted, but the cookie is 20 years old and covered in mold.
I wish for the ability to create and destroy anything with my mind.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by sauvignon1
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sauvignon1: I wish for the ability to create and destroy anything with my mind.
Granted but you must be placed in a special machine that will consume more and more of your body depending on what you create and destroy.

I wish to be able to have something for free.
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fursav: I wish to be able to have something for free.
Granted, but it's free for everyone else too.

I wish that mosquitoes didn't want human blood, only that of animals.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by Sandy_Claws
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fursav: I wish to be able to have something for free.
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Sandy_Claws: Granted, but it's free for everyone else too.

I wish that mosquitoes didn't want human blood, only that of animals.
Granted, but they will gain strength of that animal and will start attacking humans.

I wish for a hat.
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Sandy_Claws: Granted, but it's free for everyone else too.

I wish that mosquitoes didn't want human blood, only that of animals.
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Detlik: Granted, but they will gain strength of that animal and will start attacking humans.

I wish for a hat.
Granted, but the hat takes control of you at inopportune times.

I wish to get an Emperor Workstation 200.
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Detlik: Granted, but they will gain strength of that animal and will start attacking humans.

I wish for a hat.
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JudasIscariot: Granted, but the hat takes control of you at inopportune times.

I wish to get an Emperor Workstation 200.
Granted, you will get it at pretty much affordable price, with big discount and such, but it will break as soon as you will touch it and you cant return it.

I wish...for a slice of apple pie. Made of radioactive apples. Which can sing.
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Detlik: Granted, you will get it at pretty much affordable price, with big discount and such, but it will break as soon as you will touch it and you cant return it.

I wish...for a slice of apple pie. Made of radioactive apples. Which can sing.
Granted but the apples obviously have mouths and will only sing for you if you feed them your fingers.

I am a good ninja and a santa today.

Somebody should grant 3 wishes.

Edit: I ninjad a blue post... Awesome.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by fursav
Granted, but you die as soon as you hear them sing.

I wish I could afford new phone.


Ninjas, ninjas everywhere
Post edited August 04, 2012 by IronStar
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Detlik: Granted, you will get it at pretty much affordable price, with big discount and such, but it will break as soon as you will touch it and you cant return it.

I wish...for a slice of apple pie. Made of radioactive apples. Which can sing.
Granted, but the apple pie melts through the floor while singing 'It's a small world' over and over again, horribly off key.

I wish this thread had never existed. :)
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JudasIscariot: Granted, but the hat takes control of you at inopportune times.

I wish to get an Emperor Workstation 200.
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Detlik: Granted, you will get it at pretty much affordable price, with big discount and such, but it will break as soon as you will touch it and you cant return it.

I wish...for a slice of apple pie. Made of radioactive apples. Which can sing.
Granted, but before you can actually taste this radioactive bit of goodness, the apples start mutating. They grow to a huge size, gain the ability to walk, and go on a city-smashing rampage all to the tune of "I'm Singing in the Rain"
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Detlik: Granted, you will get it at pretty much affordable price, with big discount and such, but it will break as soon as you will touch it and you cant return it.

I wish...for a slice of apple pie. Made of radioactive apples. Which can sing.
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Shadowsetzer: Granted, but the apple pie melts through the floor while singing 'It's a small world' over and over again, horribly off key.

I wish this thread had never existed. :)
Granted, but then it turns out this thread was one of the things keeping you in this time continuum. With this thread's erasure, you too are erased from existence.

I wish there were less forum ninjas :P
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Detlik: Granted, you will get it at pretty much affordable price, with big discount and such, but it will break as soon as you will touch it and you cant return it.

I wish...for a slice of apple pie. Made of radioactive apples. Which can sing.
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fursav: Granted but the apples obviously have mouths and will only sing for you if you feed them your fingers.

I am a good ninja and a santa today.

Somebody should grant 3 wishes.

Edit: I ninjad a blue post... Awesome.
I could cheat, you know :P ( I won't of course, because that would be the height of rudeness :D )
Post edited August 04, 2012 by JudasIscariot
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JudasIscariot: I wish there were less forum ninjas :P
Granted, but your job description has changed to confirming every single post posted here and only one new post may be queued for any given thread at any given time.

I wish the colour spectrum didn't include pink.
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Sandy_Claws: I wish the colour spectrum didn't include pink.
Granted, but then there would be no STRAWBERRY ICECREAM!!!!

I wish for an egg.
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Sandy_Claws: I wish the colour spectrum didn't include pink.
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sloganvirst: Granted, but then there would be no STRAWBERRY ICECREAM!!!!

I wish for an egg.
Granted, but it's invulnerable to all damage :D

I wish for a longer summer.
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JudasIscariot: I wish for a longer summer.
Granted, but it will be hot enough to melt concrete.

I wish for a pet jabberwocky.
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JudasIscariot: I wish for a longer summer.
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Psyringe: Granted, but it will be hot enough to melt concrete.

I wish for a pet jabberwocky.
Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for MOAR wishes!