There exist multiple solutions to one problem. Expand your mind and don't be judgmental on others for their advice might be just as sound as the path that you see leading up the misty mountain peak (the one from all the Chinese movies).

Whenever Bradley's life is potentially in danger, the GOG community has been lending a helping hand to keep him alive and well. A while ago, the potential threat was getting ambushed by a group of illegal immigrants on a poorly lit path which is at least as dangerous as getting attacked by a female dwarf who knows kickboxing. Considering the fact that Bradely has returned to the forums for more advice means that he probably appreciates at least some of the advice that is given. And considering he returned alive and not dead or injured means it couldn't have been terrible advice, if it had been followed at all. If it hadn't been followed, then why would he come back to ask for more advice? Ergo, forum advice is potential useful.

I can't speak for everyone but I'm always entirely serious about my advice which is only given after careful consideration of the situation and tailored to the occasion.

Never bring a knife to a gun fight, bring at least two, just in case you drop one while running away.

Buy her shoes, girls like shoes, when she is trying them on kick the everlovin' crap out of her :)

No problem, Dude...:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3220730/Humiliated-robber-trapped-leg-lock-begs-Daddy-attacking-woman-Brazil-unaware-martial-arts-champion.html

Maybe you wanna think about it again.

;o)

Well, no need to study moves after all. Plus, i assembled my own chain weapon already, eastern variation of morning star. Can even be wrapped around fist and used as a fist augmentation. Cop ever stops me and inspects, "chain for dog, my dear". Perfectly legal. And lethal. Even if blunt. Also, sturdy and stocky bodytypes would be especially weak against bludgeoning damage. And i am revising on the Kyusho anatomy map. Weak body points and stuff; borderline esoteric teachings with limited access from public, he he.

Sadly, there's an easy and effective defense against chain attacks. If she knows it, you could be in trouble.

Are you by any chance suffering from Ninjutsu? If so, here's help.

Edit: okay, GOG - stop fucking around and let me reply to who I was replying to.

Nvm, I see the forum got in your way, Sachys.

Except having posted this you could be charged with (whatever the equivalent there is) of aggrevated assault, assault with the intent to harm, etc etc etc.

Good job I quoted you.
GOG borked it - didnt even click on yer post. O________o

Thats three times today - managed to notice the other two times.

...and chat wont open now, and the race the sun dlc is crappy cash-grab stuff too!

*goes to sulk

Edit: Wait... that means... INSOMNIA CONFIRMED!

Haha, I get it. All good now :)

First, i linked that video in the past, myself.

Then, what i really am suffering from, is. Are you expecting me to tell all? As if!

Yeah. More probable is you chasing after me from behind with a banana in hand, rather than local cyber police.

Let the thread die. I now have no moral or ethical dilemmas anymore. Since what i trained with is 50% weapon usage, 30% evasion and rolls, 10% counters and reversals and 10% hand to hand, i will stick with the specialties, just to make sure i won't have my eye blackened and my cute, young-looking face smashed. Also, she is a fatass; bludgeoning works great against "armored"/sturdy/stocky bodytypes... Of course, all this assuming we both cross paths (accidentally) again and she decides to get rough against me out of the blue, much like the day she dumped me (she even hit me!). I just wanted some random advice against kickbox style, which i found anyway, humor-infested thread regardless... Somehow, i always find whatever it is i am seeking.

OK, in that case target SI 18 Quan Liao with open palm to induce much lacrimation. This has a great and surprisingly demoralizing effect and is commonly known as the bitchslap.

I was going to propose a turtle defense, followed by a tank rush. Keep building dem turrets!