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Make her video, upload it and post url here.
I been a while since I had a good laugh.
Most athletes aren't very clever and are susceptible to mind tricks.


Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.
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tinyE: Most athletes aren't very clever and are susceptible to mind tricks.

Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.
She'll end up the seamstress.
Why on earth would she try to "blacken your eye"?
@tinyE That will make sure kingbradley7 gets a pair of new eyes (and may be limbs too).
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Can i afford to receive a straight hit from a kickboxer, in the first place, even if from woman?
You shouldn't care that she is a woman when it comes to kick boxing because women can kick like mules... Sure, their upper body strength leaves much to be desired but they can KICK. If she tries to kick you, then you should knock the bitch out or risk being seriously injured or killed(if you are cornered and can't run away). Obviously, you should try to run away first or talk it out first because violence should be the last option. I hope things come to a peaceful resolution for you. Good luck.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: ...I have devoted myself completely over the last few months to meiso-jutsu. majutsu and mashoku ...
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Licurg: You know, Bruce Lee once said that someone who trains for 20 years in Karate can easily be beaten by someone who did one year of boxing and wrestling... Seriously, most of those martial arts don't work. And it's not that they're bad per se, you just need decades of training to actually be capable of using them properly . And even then, an experienced boxer will easily kick your ass .
If he is serious about defending himself, he should learn Russian Sambo and GFT.
Post edited August 29, 2015 by monkeydelarge
Is she planning to attack you? If she posted that online just turn it into the police.

If she didn't, stop looking at her social media, get over her, and move on.
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djdarko: Is she planning to attack you? If she posted that online just turn it into the police.

If she didn't, stop looking at her social media, get over her, and move on.
The police wont do anything. It's not illegal to threaten to assault someone in most countries. Such threats aren't on the same level as a death threat, I believe. Every day, millions of people tell other people, they are going to kick the ass of other people.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I ask because i would hate to have my cute face, which looks like at least 5-7 years younger to other people, ultimately to be smashed by an ugly bitch like that one.
Make sure, you have a camera with you at all times so if she does decide to try to cave your face in, you have evidence to prove she tried to cave your face in. Because later on, she will probably lie about the whole thing and try to make you look like the bad guy. I know you hate technology but you can use it to your advantage.
Post edited August 30, 2015 by monkeydelarge
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Say, my latest ex (not recent flings, last normal relationship i had years ago) took up kickboxing, as i saw in her social media of preference. Without loosing any of her many extra kilos, though. Last time i checked, she wronged me and dumped me, treating me horribly something mighty and even cheating on me thrice, beforehand, in common workplace. I have devoted myself completely over the last few months to meiso-jutsu. majutsu and mashoku though and my physical prowess has dimmed, somewhat. I bet she would try to blacken my eye, if i accidentally came across her, outside. I remember people here dealing in kickboxing conversing with me before, so i need to ask a few things...

1) Where can i go to refer to some material revealing the basic techniques of this art, at least (online, probably)? I value knowledge before all else, anywhere, always. 2) Then, do kickboxers try to grab your chest and wrist as part of their style and fighting? If yes, my musa dori, oni-kudaki, hon gyaku etc can put their hands out of play and out of their misery for a long, long time. If not, i am screwed. 3) Are they good at catching up with fast and evasive types? I mean, if i start using taihenjutsu and the tenchi tobis for maneuver/evasion, i usually outsmart/outperform the average, untrained freak. But what about an averagely trained kickboxer? 4) What about momentary deception like catching a hit on purpose and retaliating with well placed ukemi/reversals? Can such a thing work on a kickboxer? Can i afford to receive a straight hit from a kickboxer, in the first place, even if from woman? 5) Do kickboxers carry brass-knuckles on them? One person i knew from that workplace, who must also be the idiot who probably convinced her to start up on that, had a pair of them on his own, carried on him at all times. I ask because i would hate to have my cute face, which looks like at least 5-7 years younger to other people, ultimately to be smashed by an ugly bitch like that one.

And that is all. I would appreciate any real help, info and insight, especially from the people they pride on being athletes on this art.
Coming from a person with experience in Jeet Kune Do (main art) comprised of Bi Shan Fan (now known as Fanzi Quan) Street Fighting techniques, Western Boxing, center line focusing from Wing Chun (most wing chun is impractical is why I only take the center line philosophy) and some fencing, I can tell you one thing...You are over thinking the whole thing. I've studied for a while, not in kickboxing in particular but I've trained every day for the last 3-4 years and I've taught my self how to fight based on what philosophical texts, hard work, commitment, determination (and yes....videos from YouTube as inspiration) and common sense about what works and what doesn't and what is efficient and direct and practical and what isn't, I can tell you a few things. Firstly, if at all possible, avoid the person (if dignity allows so). If the person does get close and starts something just give them a warning. and if not, throw down a stance and get ready. Be ready for anything is what I always say. Don't try to predict their movements, just react with what happens when it happens, much like water. That's all I can say really. You NEVER EVER should underestimate OR overestimate your opponent. Don't try and predict the outcome of the engagement or predict their moves, you'll just be too rigid and stuck in a "box" to react. Stay focused, stay aware, wear them down, stay solid but fluid and most importantly. EXPRESS YOURSELF HONESTLY.

and also, I have no idea what those arts YOU practice are and probably vice versa, but if there is anything I've learned from martial arts, it's this: DO NOT LET SOMEONE ELSE'S EXPECTATIONS OF YOU DETERMINE WHO YOU ARE AS A MARTIAL ARTIST.

In a nutshell, stray away, sooner or later, from what your teacher or anybody else (except your self) ultimately wants you to do.
Post edited August 30, 2015 by BecomeLikeWater
I don't get it, why would she want to physically assault you out of the blue? :o
Onneee mmmorrreee thiinggg.....If you can film it like the others said (or balance camera work it with fighting for your life) then thata be the best thing for you. Just protect yourself or avoid the fight IF AT ALL POSSIBLE!!
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Say, my latest ex (not recent flings, last normal relationship i had years ago) took up kickboxing, as i saw in her social media of preference. Without loosing any of her many extra kilos, though. Last time i checked, she wronged me and dumped me, treating me horribly something mighty and even cheating on me thrice, beforehand, in common workplace. I have devoted myself completely over the last few months to meiso-jutsu. majutsu and mashoku though and my physical prowess has dimmed, somewhat. I bet she would try to blacken my eye, if i accidentally came across her, outside. I remember people here dealing in kickboxing conversing with me before, so i need to ask a few things...

1) Where can i go to refer to some material revealing the basic techniques of this art, at least (online, probably)? I value knowledge before all else, anywhere, always. 2) Then, do kickboxers try to grab your chest and wrist as part of their style and fighting? If yes, my musa dori, oni-kudaki, hon gyaku etc can put their hands out of play and out of their misery for a long, long time. If not, i am screwed. 3) Are they good at catching up with fast and evasive types? I mean, if i start using taihenjutsu and the tenchi tobis for maneuver/evasion, i usually outsmart/outperform the average, untrained freak. But what about an averagely trained kickboxer? 4) What about momentary deception like catching a hit on purpose and retaliating with well placed ukemi/reversals? Can such a thing work on a kickboxer? Can i afford to receive a straight hit from a kickboxer, in the first place, even if from woman? 5) Do kickboxers carry brass-knuckles on them? One person i knew from that workplace, who must also be the idiot who probably convinced her to start up on that, had a pair of them on his own, carried on him at all times. I ask because i would hate to have my cute face, which looks like at least 5-7 years younger to other people, ultimately to be smashed by an ugly bitch like that one.

And that is all. I would appreciate any real help, info and insight, especially from the people they pride on being athletes on this art.
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BecomeLikeWater: Don't try to predict their movements, just react with what happens when it happens, much like water.
Indeed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAxOHPmITHI
Yeah, why are you fighting? Can't it be diffused or did you do something undiffusable?


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BecomeLikeWater: Don't try to predict their movements, just react with what happens when it happens, much like water.
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monkeydelarge: Indeed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAxOHPmITHI
Yeah, I derive a lot my inspiration and work ethic from Bruce Lee's life.
Post edited August 30, 2015 by BecomeLikeWater
Shouldn't you be suggesting Karate instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXG4HrH1L-k
use your fart against her