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Say, my latest ex (not recent flings, last normal relationship i had years ago) took up kickboxing, as i saw in her social media of preference. Without loosing any of her many extra kilos, though. Last time i checked, she wronged me and dumped me, treating me horribly something mighty and even cheating on me thrice, beforehand, in common workplace. I have devoted myself completely over the last few months to meiso-jutsu. majutsu and mashoku though and my physical prowess has dimmed, somewhat. I bet she would try to blacken my eye, if i accidentally came across her, outside. I remember people here dealing in kickboxing conversing with me before, so i need to ask a few things...

1) Where can i go to refer to some material revealing the basic techniques of this art, at least (online, probably)? I value knowledge before all else, anywhere, always. 2) Then, do kickboxers try to grab your chest and wrist as part of their style and fighting? If yes, my musa dori, oni-kudaki, hon gyaku etc can put their hands out of play and out of their misery for a long, long time. If not, i am screwed. 3) Are they good at catching up with fast and evasive types? I mean, if i start using taihenjutsu and the tenchi tobis for maneuver/evasion, i usually outsmart/outperform the average, untrained freak. But what about an averagely trained kickboxer? 4) What about momentary deception like catching a hit on purpose and retaliating with well placed ukemi/reversals? Can such a thing work on a kickboxer? Can i afford to receive a straight hit from a kickboxer, in the first place, even if from woman? 5) Do kickboxers carry brass-knuckles on them? One person i knew from that workplace, who must also be the idiot who probably convinced her to start up on that, had a pair of them on his own, carried on him at all times. I ask because i would hate to have my cute face, which looks like at least 5-7 years younger to other people, ultimately to be smashed by an ugly bitch like that one.

And that is all. I would appreciate any real help, info and insight, especially from the people they pride on being athletes on this art.
Train yourself in the old highland way by getting banjoed by a Glaswegian baggage handler!
Sack up dude.
Run
It was so long that I have to push the link.. Also i'm dodging bullets. Banjo kazooyey, that fucking backwardscompatible.
I practice a very powerful martial art too against other bullies. It has a 100% success rate.

Whenever you feel threatened or about to get hurt, quickly use your dominant hand to reach for your pocket, take out your phone, have 911 on speed dial and call the cops.


I call it - Call-Cops-no-Jutsu ^_^
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: ...I have devoted myself completely over the last few months to meiso-jutsu. majutsu and mashoku ...
You know, Bruce Lee once said that someone who trains for 20 years in Karate can easily be beaten by someone who did one year of boxing and wrestling... Seriously, most of those martial arts don't work. And it's not that they're bad per se, you just need decades of training to actually be capable of using them properly . And even then, an experienced boxer will easily kick your ass .
sorry
1. There is a difference between posting that on social media and actually doing kickboxing.

2. When she started kickboxing you might have depending how often she goes to the training and her personal state of fitness some years before she actually can do kicks and upper cuts at a reasonable speed and has the reflexes etc.

3. Is she only training or does she do sparring and fights? If it is only the first, well, she may be fit but ...

And yes, a trained kick boxer will reduce you to dust. But there are variables like your size, weight etc. But I doubt she would do anything, bare knuckle fighting is...well stuff breaks, lacerations...no fun at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeIPvmKJX1I

Haha, see in the vid, when there is not much weight, you can punch yourselves to eternity. Would the first hit be a from a heavy guy, he would not have stood up again. Although those fights are more interesting than heavy weight fights.
Post edited August 29, 2015 by MaGo72
Watch some Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan movies.
Jet li and Tony Jaa movies are also recommended.

Btw I have never been into any relationship but I can say this if you have caught her cheating red handed and she has even a bit of self respect left then she wont bother you anymore.
I am not judging anyone here but if you lack evidence about her cheating then brace yourself for black eye.

PS: WEAR HELMET!
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Licurg:
or someone with no experience whatsoever - the training often brings the hubris of arrogance,
Well you could use a disguise to avoid potential conflict in public.
Challenge her to mud or oil wrestling, that's more erotic for onlookers.
Youtube has tons of kickboxing videos by girls under title "Epic Fails"
Get yurself a solid piece of black pudding!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3sG-J3AuhM