I'm confused.

Is this a thread asking advice on how to beat up a woman?

Of course! That's exactly what being a gamer means, isn't it?



ps. No, the thread is about how to beat up a fat, female, psychotic kickboxer dwarf ;P

So you're saying that a fat, female, psychotic kickboxer dwarf isn't a woman?

By the way, I read a few more of this guy's posts & he scares me.

Any advice on how I should deal with this martial arts expert armed with artisanal weaponry in the unlikely event we cross paths?

Should I just throw a very small woman at him & run away very fast?

That's a good question. I threw "fat female psychotic kickboxer dwarf" into Google image search and... That's what I got oO It's definitely female, but I wouldn't say it's a woman! So... I think it's okay to grab its necktie and slap it around a bit. Just be careful to not hurt the bunny!

A single punch is enough to knockout, permanently disable or even kill a person.
Getting a black eye and hurt ego is better than spending years in prison or living with some very harsh consequences.
Just apologize for whatever she thinks you did, massage her ego.
The simple reality is that women can get away with punching and abusing a guy.
If you end up actually fighting her stick to wrestling moves that restrain her, don't punch or strike her.
If you have trained in jujitsu or ninjutsu you should know some of these techniques.

I think living in the real world and not fantasyninjutsuland should pretty much preclude the possibility of ever crossing his path.

I'm confused, is this a serious thread?

Do to her what women enjoy doing to men.

If she gets fresh with you, hit her in the nuts.

Any news about the boxkicker?

Nice. I like it better than KHITBASH.

But what if he comes to my country as an illegal immigrant & ambushes me in a poorly lit path?

I haven't watched action movies since I was 12. I'm a bit rusty as to the proper proceedings entailed in this situation.

Initially my reaction was you'd be fine if you are not in fact a rubber doll (I pictured the OP as one of those experts seen in this ). But then I threw his avatar's subtext ("Tachikawa Ryu") into a search engine. Just your regular Asian weirdo sex cult [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachikawa-ryu]it seems. The ritual involving human skulls (don't forget the one named Horse Penis...) is a tad worrying though.

Either the OP is very elaborately trolling. But then I don't really wanna think about the implications if he means what he's portraying here.

Don't forget air support.

Did that armless rubber torso just kick the shit out of all those ninjas?

Dude! That's so badass!

If this guy is a troll, he's one of the best I've ever seen & I'd tip my hat to him if I wore one.

If he's not, why is he free?

Anyways, I gotta learn me some of that rubber torso moves. Let's see... when attacked by ninjas, just stand still & let them kill themselves with their mad skills. Check.