Posted August 30, 2015
Sachys
Woodie Guthrie's Guitar!
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From United Kingdom
GioVio123
Hunt..Hunt..Hunt
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From United States
Posted August 30, 2015
So you have not that much in the strenght department?
Put more points into Dexterity (DS Player: fagget!) :P
And grip-of-weight control
I have little knowledge of Karate and Judo even when I have trained for like 6 years under both tutelages, but if you aren't good enough in hand-to-hand combat, then use submissions, they bring the worst pain to those who don't posess balance and I have gotten into a lot of fights (sadly) and using a neck-lock is better than just engaging in fisticuffs, besides if you do posses more that 60 Kg (me, and I had outing people who are two times my weight, but then again I soaked up a lot to make the submission) then you will be fine as long as you KNOW what to do in the right moment shit goes down, grasping someone's balls won't give you any advantage if your enemy has a grip on you with both arms and you are on the ground and even if you have one your feet in his chest he WILL make YOU eat shit, choose your moves wisely. (then as I have explained some of my past experiences, it may be that I just suck)
Put more points into Dexterity (DS Player: fagget!) :P
And grip-of-weight control
I have little knowledge of Karate and Judo even when I have trained for like 6 years under both tutelages, but if you aren't good enough in hand-to-hand combat, then use submissions, they bring the worst pain to those who don't posess balance and I have gotten into a lot of fights (sadly) and using a neck-lock is better than just engaging in fisticuffs, besides if you do posses more that 60 Kg (me, and I had outing people who are two times my weight, but then again I soaked up a lot to make the submission) then you will be fine as long as you KNOW what to do in the right moment shit goes down, grasping someone's balls won't give you any advantage if your enemy has a grip on you with both arms and you are on the ground and even if you have one your feet in his chest he WILL make YOU eat shit, choose your moves wisely. (then as I have explained some of my past experiences, it may be that I just suck)
LoboBlanco
Blue saber Jedi
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From Uruguay
Posted August 30, 2015
Call a Xiaolin who has leveled up in Qi-Gong :D
Post edited August 30, 2015 by LoboBlanco
viperfdl
New User
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From Other
Posted August 30, 2015
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
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markrichardb
Games Writer
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From United Kingdom
Posted August 30, 2015
I will tell you what my father taught me, and his father before him:
The only way to fight a greater evil is to join with a lesser one.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Sweep the leg.
The only way to fight a greater evil is to join with a lesser one.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Sweep the leg.
javihyuga
Overly Happy 8=D
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From Spain
Posted August 30, 2015
Basically this. I mean, I highly doubt she hit you all of sudden. But when a fight starts, the truly and only martial art you need to master is being strong enough to make your foe goe prone and insta-fatality.
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
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From Other
Posted August 30, 2015
low rated
I don't touch eyeballs. Even if Shako ken has the potential too, i would never act it out on live target.
awalterj
maskless bandit
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From Switzerland
Posted August 30, 2015
Doesn't sound like a viable threat, or anything you couldn't outrun with ease. Lure her out into busy traffic, if you get lucky a gyro cart will run her over and that way you're legally in the green.
If you for some reason can't run away and still want to keep your youthful face, immediately close the distance using "da Master Wong system", like so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu6ZTpF81To
Don't try any of the wacky Naruto stuff you've been practicing, keep it simple and practical. Once you're in control, you don't have to imitate the Master Wong zap boom bang but you can just keep controlling the female dwarf until help arrives and as long as you're not the one throwing any punches and kicks, you'll be off the hook legally.
The video is actually pretty good, I know the instructor sounds funny but it's master Wong after all, using his custom Master Wong system.
If you for some reason can't run away and still want to keep your youthful face, immediately close the distance using "da Master Wong system", like so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu6ZTpF81To
Don't try any of the wacky Naruto stuff you've been practicing, keep it simple and practical. Once you're in control, you don't have to imitate the Master Wong zap boom bang but you can just keep controlling the female dwarf until help arrives and as long as you're not the one throwing any punches and kicks, you'll be off the hook legally.
The video is actually pretty good, I know the instructor sounds funny but it's master Wong after all, using his custom Master Wong system.
BecomeLikeWater
时刻准备
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From United States
Posted August 30, 2015
Am I the only person taking this seriously? lol
stg83
Homo Ludens
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From Pakistan
Posted August 30, 2015
Well my advice was pretty serious as well, a disguise can help the OP avoid conflict and evade the police.
LoboBlanco
Blue saber Jedi
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From Uruguay
Posted August 30, 2015
What if she counters...
Telika
Registered: Apr 2012
From Switzerland
DaCostaBR
Dayman: Fighter of the Nightman
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From Brazil
Posted August 30, 2015
Shank her.
Or alternatively, you could act like an adult and not fight anyone.
Or alternatively, you could act like an adult and not fight anyone.
dr.schliemann
Bring 'em on!
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From Italy
Posted August 30, 2015
I can recommend the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. (Beware: doesn't work on androids!)