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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Prypiat - Enhanced Edition

no-longer S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

This isn't an "enhanced" edition at all, it's maybe the worst censorship in memory. Everyone already knows the war exists, everyone would love neighbors and brothers to stop being manipulated by [lmao you know exactly] into warring with each other. What does that have to do with a fictional game? The dehumanization and erasure of these people isn't just evil, it's CRINGE. They're not aliens from another planet, most people can't even tell the two of you apart. Removing Russian from the game removes the very heart and soul of the game. This isn't S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

14 gamers found this review helpful
Sorry We're Closed

Bruh

This ain't it my guy🤢

3 gamers found this review helpful
Hollowbody

Lol

You already know It's 2025, we're not pretending that stuff's cool anymore 🥱

Hell Pie

the definition of slop

24.99 lmfao

2 gamers found this review helpful
Vambrace: Cold Soul

better than Darkest Dungeon lol

+catgirls +an interesting world and story beyond "cosmic horror aaaaaaa" +hard but not as miserably unfair +you party isn't traumatized to uselessness after 1 battle +no tired religious caricatures that have to whip themselves in a church before they'll fight again +less agonizing micromanagement in general +your party randomly dying isn't as harsh as it is in DD because they don't level it's just completely better lmao

3 gamers found this review helpful
Plebby Quest: The Crusades

not God, can't forgive this

ahistorical "religion bad" stories have been tired for decades now, but if you're going to do it you could at least do better than literally just scribbling faces on squares. This is the most visually unappealing game I've seen that I can remember, it's an insult to ask money for this when you'd be blessed if someone accepted it for free. think of all the strategy games that are basically exactly like this, but don't look like jokes just look at it. what were they thinking?

1 gamers found this review helpful
INDIKA

The Nun obsession of the irreligious

Is creepy, there's just no way around it. There's something transparently sinister in trying to deconstruct and remove the purity of anyone, especially women you don't even know because they wear habits, or hijabs. "heh actually I'm walking with the Devil and he's cool 😎" would have been fresh 70 years ago. Jim Sterling would give this a 10/10. It's probably a good walking simulator for people like him who already know they hate nuns, but it's just not a serious game for anyone interested in religion or even storytelling that isn't tired Beyond Belief.

6 gamers found this review helpful
Demon Lord Reincarnation

666

666 MB of available space required - cringe ;) Neato game though

1 gamers found this review helpful
Trepang2

F.E.A.R.'s son

People aren't exaggerating when they call it a successor to F.E.A.R., it's that good. Sometimes it's even better. There's no ghost girl(tragic) but there's other kinds of spooky paranormal and alien stuff to enjoy. A tiny bit of Crysis peppered in as well, with some quickly-depleting cloaking and super strength. Shooting's some of the most solid I've felt in years. Surprisingly good story that you only truly understand in the end. Wish there was a little more, it might not be worth full price, but it's definitely worth it on sale.

1 gamers found this review helpful
Quake 4

the Doom 3 of Quake

Just like Doom 3, it's criminally underrated by boomers with fried attention spans. It's less mindless action and a little slower-paced horror and story-focused, but still an incredibly fun time all the same. You get to feel like you're in a military(because you are) and you often get to fight with other space marines, something even Doom 3 was missing. It's a horror, drama, and action-filled military sci-fi campaign worth playing.

2 gamers found this review helpful