It's Proper... We all have that 2nd Favourate game, It May not be in this, but... I really appreciate how the menue sellection is done with the arrow keys. You Know What... Well Done, Full Price Spent... All Good...
Can't remap keyboard to use arrow buttons... I refuse to use asdf... sorry... fail...
support the devopers... Your origional ftp/mirv download from 1999 with a now-a-days 3dfx overlay will play 90% better. Good Stuff!
You can customise the perkieness of your character's tits.... ok...fds The background is amazing. Detail level, Great. Game play and combat... Super sub-par. That's it in a nut shell... plays like something around 1999-2004 but with AMAZING background.... rate= What ever....
Great Game, takes about 5 minutes to get into the controlls and your hooked. I only played through it single player, but couch co-op is definately what it was made for. This is the kind of new thinking that is needed now-a-days. So much of one game is seen in another, Biped is truely in it's own. I recomend it for everyone of all ages.
I beat it first go Saturday morning in one sitting. Not much to say, if it wasn't for the fire thing, It would be a GREAT game for kids. ( no spoilers ) No real explanation of who you the gamer is in the world, the AI talks to you as the controller but It is suposed to controll it's self, as it is AI. It's more of a TV show game. The controlls are tight and there is basicly no challenge, you just move in the one direction alloud and do the one and only action available with only 1 outcome. I liked it, but I think paying over $10 is a bit strange.
Game Boy Advanced Series + some cool stuff, prettier graphics and High Frame Rate ... That's all there is to say... Good stuff That's it... Blood Lady Boss is 55% through... When you reach her, you can end it, or back off an go beyond 56%... That is the best non spoiler review I can give. Good Stuff! :)
It feels like everyone wanted to make a game but couldn't decide on what age group to target. This could have been near perfect if they kept it for kids and left out all the bad humour and adult language. One BASIC control was missing, aiming with right stick and shooting and jumping with finger buttons on the controller OR allowing the user to change button controls. It's in EXTREMLY bad taste to have something that everyone can play for difficulty and fun, then wreck it by having " jokes " about pedophilia. There is an option to disable this stuff in options, but you can just re-enable it with out issues. If everyone would have just sat down and made it " PG " I think this would have been a massive hit. If everyone would have sat down and made it " Mature Audience " and lost the kid graphics, It could have been a massive hit. This is a Commander Keen + Duke Nukem rolled from DOS into DirectX.
First off, playing with a controller is a must as much as it is obvous. I really like how @ the start you get 3 options for controll and a quick test BEFORE getting into the game. It's not a hard game, It's not basic. I did get it on sale for a great price and I really enjoyed it. I'm an old person who has been gaming since CGA. This is a great game for kids. No swearing, no blood, auto saving and re-loading. You can see the pictures above, WYSIWYG. Sometimes it's nice to not get hung up at all and finish something with ease. Low system requirements. Great Job!!!
A DLC that is 50% the cost of the game and adds 15% content.... Mehh... I really like Monster Train. This was a bit of a let down.
