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Crysis®

Hot garbage evben when it runs

This game is terrible, graphics are janky and textures make my head hurt. The AI is some of the worst BS ever. If you got this game for free you paid too much... EA SUCKS... the 64bit version won't even boot, 32 bit version runs...barely. save your money and buy ANYTHING else.

Blood West

WOW this is bad...

So slow, combat is terrible. Not sure why the give you bullets, they are useless. It started with potential but it is awkward and cobat is janky. Even at a discount this is not worth money.

1 gamers found this review helpful
Star Trek™: Voyager - Elite Force

Nostalgia only carries you so far.

An overly scripted mess. Timed missions, escort missions, they are all terrible. The maps are a clippy mess that was oviously never really play tested. For $5 or so it is a decent buy, anymore than that is a rip off.

1 gamers found this review helpful
Devilated

OMFG. The dev thinks he's cute

The game is nice, but difficult, I am old and not very good. I looked up for some helpful cheats and found the STUPIDEST MOST annoying thing. Upload a file from your game directory to a frequecncy analyzer and see a stupid message. Now that I have the message, had to view it several times as the display is longer than I could view in 1 pass. Now I have this STUPIDLY complex action to perform in game to activate the ability to be able to enjoy the game. NOT...I will be refunding this. To the DEV, nice game, QUIT TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO PLAY, and just let me enjoy the game to my style and level of ability. Doom had it right 30 years ago IDFA...

3 gamers found this review helpful
Outlaws + A Handful of Missions (Classic, 1997)

What drugs are people on ?

There is a whole group of peopel that will ignore ANY problems a game has, because it is OLD SKOOL. It doesn't matter the age, some games are just not very good.This game is rough. Slow movement, the guns seem like cap pistols. I want to like it, the music is nice but overall it is a big miss. LucasArts SUCKS. The levels are monotone brown with textures that make my eyes hurt after a few minutes. Even with a map, you will wander aimlessly for some time. Luckily the very repetitive enemy voices will give you a hint where the last enemy is walking into a corner. "Yer outnumbered sheriff" will haunt my nightmares.

1 gamers found this review helpful
Project Warlock II

Wasted Potential...

Died several times with no issue, then suddenly the death is permanent. The enemies teleporting in behind you in a cleared are is the ultimate in LAZY mapping. I hate this kind of crap. Returning the game.

1 gamers found this review helpful
O.D.T.: Escape... Or Die Trying

Controls from a Xerox computer ?

Game has some nice looks but the controls are abysmal. This has to originate from an alternate universe in which the mouse was never developed. This game would feel at hoe on my TRS-80 from Tandy. Maybe it is written for a PDP.

1 gamers found this review helpful
POSTAL: Brain Damaged

Terrible in all aspects

This game is not good in any way. An obvious cash grab based on the name. If you paid you paid too much. The corny graphics aren't cute they are just lame. The enemy will acquire you instantly and shoot from 3 miles.

2 gamers found this review helpful
Metro: Last Light Redux

Like watching a very bad European movie.

Forced cut scenes with terrible voices. A game on rails where you are forced to NOT shoot Anna in the head for being a REALLY DUMB B***H. The entire first chapter is guided with NO player input. $2.99 is $3.00 too much for this pile of feces.

Metro 2033 Redux

Do we ever get to actually play ?

Being led around by the nose is boring, How many times do I have to go unconscious before it is my turn to play. At what point did game devs decide it was their job to tell everyone HOW to play the game ? I can find something better to play.