Like seriously, where are the COD franchise? GoW? Prototype? Need for Speed? Destiny? The mighty Halo? Elden Ring? D. Souls? Need i to go on? Stop putting this trash out here and bring'em. This is just a perv shitfest, you are no better than Steam by putting this here. Seriously, WTF GoG?. Where is Skyrim? It must be the 70th time Todd sells it and you can't get your hands on it, but yes on this? Bring the good stuff first and let the perv one for last or even better don't sell it. Deal? Deal. K, now do it. Cause I bet there are more people rooting for Skyrim than for this, and don't get me started on Diablo or Halo. You got the wishes, you can get the money if you fullfil them.
Pros: -Great story. -Fun force powers. -No political bullshit. -Cool/wide variety of cristals and pasive abilities. -Awesome levels(Most open to exploration,more later) -Great replayability. -Cool animations and God of War like kills. -Mutilation(TFU2 does it better though) -Cool outfits and great graphics. -Compelling, great main character. -rewarding leveling system, Highly. -Satisfying power upgrades(You can see it and it applies to skins as well). -'Easy' learning curve(Depends on the person, for me it was) -Wide enemy variety. -Cool/satisfying Dlc's(JT). -You can play as Vader and kick the shit out of everyone. -Sith/Jedi ending. -Cool/ amazing force combos. -Training Room. -Autosave/manual save. -Great UI and Menu. Freaking love it mate. -You fight literally everyone, well almost. -Levels are wisely done so you can't get bored(Depends) with really cool stuff you can use to explode stuff or just have fun. -Everything(Almost) is destroyable. -Great physics, you can break a spaceships windows and the clones go swallowed by space(Example) -Amazing dodge system, and great force powers. Read how to do them if you don't the game gets boring. You'll be using 2 out of 20. -Mindless fun. Cons: -Cluncky controls. -Sometimes force powers don't work(Controller at least). -Frustrating combat(Overwhelmed by enemies or insta-killed, Kazdan Paratus comes to mind). -Unskipable cutscenes. -Poor replayability(Depends on you, it's my fifth time beating it, fifth? Tenth more like it), lacks combats from the PSP version or the endless waves and the DLC. Fuck exclusivity, am I right? -Buggy levels(Time to time, sometimes is enjoyable though). -You play as Vader only once. -Training room sucks, more like slaughter room. No option to customize enemies. -Bugs/issues, minor and mayor alike, depends on the system, the game is old after all. -Funny, sometimes stupid AI. Others they kick your ass for good. Veredict: IT IS A GAME. MUST BUY OR TRY.
Good; -Bullet sponge enemies.Checked. -Pawns/allies.Checked. -Romances.Checked. -Ability to throw enemies of cliffs.Checked. -Cool enemies/Fighting system.Checked. -Different clases/Vocations.Checked. -Customizable character plus pawn.Checked. -Wide roaster of abilities.Checked. -Actions have impact.Checked. -Ability merge.Checked. -Freedom to do whatever you want.Checked. -Sequel.Checked,incoming. -Great weapons/Armors.Checked. -Great optimization.Checked.Playing on potato laptop my other one finally died a few days ago,so far 60 fps no frame drops, it doesn't have a graphic target or anything over the top just the one it comes with,the integrated one. The bad; -Deep customization.N/A. -Cute characters.N/A. -Wide content.N/A. -Variety of enemies.N/A. -Good traveling system.N/A. -Fun.A/A.(Almost Available,gets boring pretty fast). -Challenging enemies.N/A. -Satisfying level up system.N/A. -Rewarding rewards.N/A. -Helpful allies.P/A(Partially Available,most of the times pawns are useless,you spent more time reviving them than them to you.O wait you cant be revived,others though they can prove to be really useful) -Annoying save system.A.(Skyrim,Witcher like,aka if you don't save often you are fckd) -Repetitive content.A. -Glitches/bugs.A.Few,but some still persist. -Crashes.A.So far only had one. Overall review score.N/A.Check other reviews,one and two stars aside from the five ones to make up your mind whether to buy it or not.I personally really like the game,but that's not a bias review...so that and ^.Have fun pals.
Actually it is a pretty good game the very few minutes of it that i could play(My laptop is broken,literaly,today my screen told me,fuck it! and broke leaving me with about a tenth of it pixelated)the mechanics are not overwhelming or over the top but the AI is smart,really smart. Picking each and every thing feels really satisfying (so it does doing each and every action)like picking a treasure from Uncharted; Golden Abyss and i love it,i couldn't get any further in the story so i got nothing to say about or the writting,i never played the original Thief but if it is as good as this one i'll probably pick it up. It is a game with simple mechanics but in doing so it is really satisfying and rewarding,it is not the action packed sandbox you would expect(you are a thief after all),nonehteless this doesn't make it any less satisfying as a game,my only complains would be the DLC'S.Most of them are purely cosmetic and totally useless(Like Witcher's). On the plus side you got three everlasting arenas to steal from, so...it is great,in my opinion any good game should come with something like this or just level/maps replay with custom personalization(See battlefront games,Force Unleashed(PsP),Grip...) Optimization wise...it probably runs great in any pc or laptop but i really can't tell,very few games run in mine anymore so that's up to you i guess. Do i recomend it,yes,though for hardcore Thief fans i don't know,see for yourselves. But as said above,it is a really simple game(Like 2005-2015 era) and for being so is amazing,if you are here for the gameplay and not tha GrApHiCs that is.
The soundtrack is actually one of the few things Madmind nailed,it is for the most part ok,even great,but charging almost 3$ for it and not even Flac quality...are you shitting me?It should be loseless,no questions asked.If you wanna charged 3$ for it that is...but mp3?hilarious.If you want to sell something it gotta be worth it's price,if not,you are scamming.I'll buy it once they bring the quality,until then it can wait.
First off this DLC is misleading AF;there is no 'new playable character',it is basically a armor that works like any other within the game,yes you have three new abilities,rise zombies,a tornado and something else.That's it. Second the 'new weapon';it is basically a sword with higher stats(probably) and totally useless if you have in mind that the best weapon in the game is a stuff you get shortly after playing it,and even if you didn't it doesn't affect the gameplay i any...sublime manner,because the weapons are way umbalanced. Third,the 'new' arena;it sounds like a neat idea but it is totally useles,yes you can challenge bossess,granted but once you realize this game has only four that are not challenging at all the idea falls flat on its ass.Plus there is already and arena introduced in a previous update. Fourth,the allies;Honestly one of the very few cool ideas the've stamble upon since they relased this shitshow of a game,and seeing how madmind thinks this 'ally' is also probably your mate in the sex scenes or something instead of being able to use him/her in a more efficient way.Like i dunno...missions,maybe even switch with him/her instead of giving us a skin of said character.Honestly Madmind never ceases to disapoint me Fifth,orgy scenes,i get it totally,trust me,i know this game is about a succubus and all that stuff;i even have my own set of hours in it ,but more sex scenes really?that's the best you could come up to instead of...i dunno,let me think...actual playable characters,balancing,power switch(among armors),and actual story expansion.A scene,really?That's all you could came up with when you could add a companion/ally system and actual character switching,even play as the Red Goddess,i would pay for that Sixth and last;the developers don't actually care about the game(at least here),Steam keeps receiving updates,and GoG like always is left behind,days or even months,the Dlc i can't recommend it,it is really low effort and with a lot of false
you own already the DLC's(BaW and HoS) it is worthless aside from the New Game+,the rest is just cosmetics,but hey if you like them go for'em,the rest is still useless and from what i heard somewhere they once charged you for it. For me personally it was pointless,and the New Game+(was not) might be for some of you,this game is by no means short,it is a two hundred hours oddisey with filler quests here and there(not all bad),baiscally a looong fetching quest. But i'd say this,just for the Gwent cards and the New Game+(maybe side quests too) this is totally worth it,you need the new game+;there is no learning curve in this game,none,like zero,nonya,plus you can boost yourelf with potions,mutagens and skills to infinity and beyond,and even without them the game is just too easy On a final note;the armors(witcher ones from the treasure hunt,horse one are just cosmetics) are useless,so are the swords if you own the Dlc's,paid ones;they give you the best swords(steel and withcer) in them,armor wise i personally don't care i use the Tesamutna one and that's it...but if you are into stats and all that go for'em.The rest is kinda of nice too,just not my cup of tea. The plus side is that it is all free,also for those wondering if this DLC's are or not included in the GOTY Edition,yes they are,you just don't recognised the for two main reasons; A)You've done all the quests and didn't saw them or even noticed them(completionist). B)Unlike the paid ones where you got the quests marked with the DLC brand in them in your quest roaster,diary,book or whatever Geralt's carrying with him,this ones aren't. Last one i promise;For those who have the original game version...you have to install it to get the New Game+ and all the shinny stuff that comes with it,this DLC's are not included with it,in my opinion lazy design on the development front.It is free so go get it. If you are doubting by any chance wich paid DLC to pick i recomend BaW is the one with most content;WatFrSle.
The story to play it,you may say,bah that's no big deal in 60 or so hours i am done(laughs in the background),the story is about 200 hours long(if you do everything,150 if you don't),wich is a slog and can be really tedious. But you are not here to speak about that,you are here for the DLC,first off i had done everything that could be done in it,with that out of the way lets begin,what it adds; Honestly this DLC is great and dissapointing at the same time,great because it does what HoS didn't;you get the chance to explore more of the Witcher universe,amazing addition,dissapointing because what it adds isn't that great content wise. Kinda,let me explain;you get a new Witcher sword(basically the most op one in the game) for your arsenal,one so powerfull it becomes stronger each time you hit with it and has up to ten charges,plus it level's up with you.Like a Saiyan's Zenkai.But here is the issue,once you get that sword what's the poin of finding the other seven or so that come with the Dlc as well?None. They are totally useless swords you are going to use once and then throw to the bin,armor's wise though...i can't say,the only one i use is the Tesamutna's to handicap myself and make the enemies somehow challenging(New game+ Hardest difficulty),so nothing to say there. Story wise,have you ever played Soul Sacrifice before?if you had,you probably can relate with me in some of this Dlc parts,so lets begin; Story;Story wise is great,kind off,you are in a fairy land,always sunny and sweet full of flowers,cyclops,giant centipides,cheeta man and vampires,so far so good,then you reach fairy tail world and it is basically a soft copy paste of Soul Sacrifice's ones with some alterations.I liked it.Then it ends,you get a home and save or fck the day. Gameplay;New romance,new mutagens,copy pasted missions,new weapons,useless armors,swords(but 1) and new recicled enemies(animation wise),Ubisoft?are back yay. Conclusion;Better than HoS but not that great.Adds 25 hours(same HoS),
