Posted November 14, 2013
RAWR I'M A DRAGON AND I TELL DRAGON STORIES
Dragon Lore: The Legend Begins, a classic point and click adventure with a dash of action, is now available for just $5.99.
Did you hear that sound? It sounded like a human. I'm a fan of humans, overall, because they're delightfully crunchy with a scream-filled center. And sometimes those humans are worthy of actually being a partner, a Dragon Knight to follow in battle and rage against the evil that infects the land.
Mostly, though, it's that awesome crunch when you bite into them that I love.
Things have apparently gone to pot since my human was betrayed and killed and I got banished. I hear that there's orcs running around and slaughtering peasants. Slaughtering peasants is pretty dumb. It's not much fun if they don't crunch when you bite into them. I suppose that slaughtering peasants is better than nothing, though, which is what I've been doing. I'm bored, but as I wait in my cave, hearing what seems to be a human, at least I have two things to look forward to. Either he's worthy of being a Dragon Knight, a scion of a bloodline that means he will rise to the challenge and help save the lands above and someone who will help lead me to restoring justice and resuming my place as one of the mighty and benevolent protectors of the Father's dream made reality--or else he's just some dopey guy with a sword and hopefully enough armor to make a proper crunch when you bite.
So which is it? Which are you? Are you worthy to lead something as mighty and powerful as a Dragon?
Or do you just go crunch?
Dragon Lore: The Legend Begins, a classic point and click adventure with a dash of action, is now available for just $5.99.
Did you hear that sound? It sounded like a human. I'm a fan of humans, overall, because they're delightfully crunchy with a scream-filled center. And sometimes those humans are worthy of actually being a partner, a Dragon Knight to follow in battle and rage against the evil that infects the land.
Mostly, though, it's that awesome crunch when you bite into them that I love.
Things have apparently gone to pot since my human was betrayed and killed and I got banished. I hear that there's orcs running around and slaughtering peasants. Slaughtering peasants is pretty dumb. It's not much fun if they don't crunch when you bite into them. I suppose that slaughtering peasants is better than nothing, though, which is what I've been doing. I'm bored, but as I wait in my cave, hearing what seems to be a human, at least I have two things to look forward to. Either he's worthy of being a Dragon Knight, a scion of a bloodline that means he will rise to the challenge and help save the lands above and someone who will help lead me to restoring justice and resuming my place as one of the mighty and benevolent protectors of the Father's dream made reality--or else he's just some dopey guy with a sword and hopefully enough armor to make a proper crunch when you bite.
So which is it? Which are you? Are you worthy to lead something as mighty and powerful as a Dragon?
Or do you just go crunch?
Post edited November 14, 2013 by TheEnigmaticT
