They'll find some way to implement a Two Minutes Hate method against the pirates in a future patch.
It'll be before every multiplayer match.

you wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't steal a baby, you wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet...

You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet, and then send it to the police man's grieving widow, and then steel it again.

"you need hands to steal a brand new baby.....
"you need hands to snatch a purse
"you need hands to type "I will buy the game.........maybe
"you need hands to hotwire a hearse....
"when it's time to kill a guy
"You need steady hands to guide the bullet on its way
"You need hands to crack the SecuROM
"And for cursing out Valve and EA.......
"Let' crack the DRM, everybody......
(cracking the .exe break)
"You need hands to break a game
"Just before it reaches release day
"But the DRM we hate so much just stands in your way.......
"So hack and crack with your hands today!"
Everybody, the FBI is on its way
Raise your lovely hands today.....thank you......

Piracy is what separates us... from the animals??

To quote Red Dwarf: "No, what separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals"

Only because we can't reach...

I dunno, some videos I've seen...

*insert here a comment making fun of wishbone for having a small penis*
and people wonder why there is no women here. well there is one i guess.
on-topic.
what if that happened two years from now. it took them 2 weeks to correct the problem. how long it would take them then.
what about other drmed games. how long it will take for them to stop working?