^ SCREW YOUR FREEDOM !
< I think that aged very badly.
> People who worship governments.
v What is your religion ?

^ No, No, I trust in Foamy.
< Jiggly Butt is good, I am Assman.
> He taught me all about Starschmucks.
v Where's my Tech. Support ?

^ It's still there, but in an effort to cut down on "excess employee chatter" they sadly outsourced all support to Mutie.
< Doesn't need tech support.......needs decent back support(for using while surf-webbing)
v Anyone else like burning the midnight oil?

^ In the beginning, a presumably intelligent force set in motion all workings of the cosmos. And I burned the midnight oil to type this out, so there!
< First out of the Big Bang was light, then heavier particles, until atoms began to form and cast the first shadows. Atoms collected together into stars and forged bigger atoms, which also collected together into planets sometimes big enough to hold an atmosphere.
> As life arose on this planet as if like a garden cultivated lovingly, dominant forms were the likes of fish and giant toothy birds; in the wake of the latest extinction event, mammals rose to power and humans now cross the bridge between animal and god.
v For the past 2,000 years or so, we're in the 7th Day and the Creator has taken a break from concerning with Earth. Get the picture? Contradictions between science and the Bible are more mild than both sides give credit.

^ Ask a maniac and ye shall receive Lunacy.
< Big Bang "theory" is the latest Creationist invention in the name of "The Science".
> If you could reason with religious people, there would be none.
v See if you can find the truth behind the lies.

^ "You can't handle the truth!"
< The truth can set you free.
v The truth may also imprison you.

^ At least my conscius let's me sleep at night.
< Poker isn't my strongest game.
v So, will you raise?

^ Call! Royal Flush In Spades!
< wonders: "Did he shuffle first?"
v You were all in, right?

^ I'm all in on believing that it was Moses or someone prior who got Days 2 and 4 mixed around.
< Sky then planet then sun, really? Major ball-droppage there.
v Will appreciate that I've grown out of the Young Earth lies that I was raised on.

^ If you don't grow out, you might be a vegetable.
< Oh, wait, vegetables evolve too.
> I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
v What is your biggest belief you abandoned in your life ? Mine was statism.

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^ (re: post 568) Guess What? I don't care....ok, not gonna lie, I am wondering why the word husband is in air quotes
< Continuing: Jumping off my porch when I was younger disproved my belief that I could fly
v Can you touch the sky? Do you think about it every night and day? Spread your wings and fly away?

^ It would be a nice way to find these diseased spammers and cast a "spell" on them with my fists.
< Never cared about Space Jam were it not for the Looney Toons, and I'm not especially a fan of them either.
v Even people who take magic seriously can't be stupid enough to fall for these shitty ads, right?

^ It is true that fools find it much easier to believe almost anything that they really want to.
< He is rational, patient, self-sufficient, self-assured, and highly intelligent person.
v So, how long are you going to continue spreading falsehoods, prevarications, and vile canards to people in hopes that they are blithering idiots?

EDIT: (Please disregard the above query if you are neither a spam bot nor a veritable liar.)