I don't know how old you are, bud my guess would be that you're almost old enough to move away from them without having to hear from them ever again if you so wish.

If you are old enough, just distance yourself if you are having such thoughts.

And yet you live with them.

I'm not sure which is worse, your hypocrisy or your self-loathing.

At least I can tell when SOMEONE IS JOKING!

jesus christ this forum!

I run a mega successful business with my parents that depends on all three of us to thrive, and I want to kill them. That's right. Uh huh! :D

You should work for Scotland Yard! :P



SEE! She gets it!

Keep up those edits. Another hour or so of diabetic rages and you might actually complete your thought.

But hey, so long as you focus your anger on me rather than your mom who is uncomfortably close to that kitchen knife set.



I'm moving to the other place for a while. You should too.



www.Whinyliberalswhowishtheirfamilydead.com?

Wait.
Didn't you leave?

Wow, you save all your archived DMs? That's dedication. Almost as much dedication as the murder plots you make for your family.

I do give a fuck about Christmas, but exclusively because my folks give a big fuck about Christmas, and some of the good stuff does occasionally rub off. Or at least tastes incredible.

Holy insensitivity overload Batman! Maybe plot this another day.

We even had a dedicated Fuck you I'm outta here thread back when Fables ruled the lands.

WAIT. I can quote you with like 40 different avatars in the same post. HOW COOL IS THAT?!

And how many times have you left? Thanks for the laughs.

need a bitch about death thread