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joppo: It's important to emphasize that the robots care about colors. A lot. They even control your mind to force you to wear whatever colors they want you to wear. They're such fashionistas.

Next time I see someone wearing something that makes them look bizarre I'll remember that it's not their fault, the robots made them do it. Because they want to set the new trends.

Am I ok if I use numbers that don't divide by 5?
Ah anyway it doesn't matter, 5 is too few for me :-p
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GameRager: 1. So then what is the reason behind people like Lady Gaga/other celebs wearing such weird clothing? Is it the more retarded satellites doing that? :|

2. Twenty freaking three is KEY, my man. ;)
Yes, some of the satellites have a more outlandish streak. Actually it is a combination of that and people that use drugs, smoke, drink, have sex and wash their dishes, like the OP explained. So you can be sure Lady Gaga spends a lot of time scrubbing porcelain and cutlery.

23? I like it. It's a prime number much bigger than five, the robots won't be expecting that.
That said, twenty three ejaculations will be quite the challenge...
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GameRager: 1. So then what is the reason behind people like Lady Gaga/other celebs wearing such weird clothing? Is it the more retarded satellites doing that? :|

2. Twenty freaking three is KEY, my man. ;)
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joppo: Yes, some of the satellites have a more outlandish streak. Actually it is a combination of that and people that use drugs, smoke, drink, have sex and wash their dishes, like the OP explained. So you can be sure Lady Gaga spends a lot of time scrubbing porcelain and cutlery.

23? I like it. It's a prime number much bigger than five, the robots won't be expecting that.
That said, twenty three ejaculations will be quite the challenge...
Lol, now I am thinking of that bit in one Monkey Island where Guybrush talks about how much he loathes porcelain.

Also yeah...gl with that 23 thing. o.0
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morolf: I want such a satellite to control people too, where do I get one?
You have to become a scientist first. Like me.

But the OP escaped our control. His brain broke, so that the satellite waves can't connect to it anymore. It's a scientific miracle that he can still use a keyboard and write almost intelligible words with a broken brain. But then again, if you look around in the internet, there are lots of people who write stuff and don't have any brain at all.

Still, the OP will be an interesting specimen to study, once we have re-captured him.
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Lifthrasil: You have to become a scientist first. Like me.
Ok, where can I buy my licence?
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Lifthrasil: You have to become a scientist first. Like me.
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morolf: Ok, where can I buy my licence?
Just send me your credit card details. I'll take care of the rest.
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Lifthrasil: Just send me your credit card details. I'll take care of the rest.
Cool, will do.
btw, do you know how to build a death ray generator? I've always wanted one.
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morolf: Ok, where can I buy my licence?
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Lifthrasil: Just send me your credit card details. I'll take care of the rest.
You forgot to ask for their national ID number as well....that is key, after all.

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Lifthrasil: Just send me your credit card details. I'll take care of the rest.
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morolf: Cool, will do.
btw, do you know how to build a death ray generator? I've always wanted one.
Contact COBRA commander. ;)
Post edited August 11, 2019 by GameRager
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morolf: btw, do you know how to build a death ray generator? I've always wanted one.
Sure, but those things are expensive. The biggest one we've built so far did cost several billion US$ and racks up a bill of another billion per year in operating costs.
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morolf: btw, do you know how to build a death ray generator? I've always wanted one.
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Lifthrasil: Sure, but those things are expensive. The biggest one we've built so far did cost several billion US$ and racks up a bill of another billion per year in operating costs.
Pricey, but if it;s like the halo rings you only need one shot. ;)