tinyE: For the sake of continuity can we please merge these two threads into one and just call it, "Crazy as a shit-house rat"?

Lord_Kane: No, he should just make a hundred threads a day.

DadJoke007: I'm completely open to the idea that this might be some forum regular who registered a new account just to troll us for shits and giggles. I might be pointing to the obvious, just surprised that nobody mentioned it yet.

reveal_satellite: Sorry guys. I can't reply you because my English is not that good.
I just want to post the rest of the article.
It's serious. I'm really not joking.
it's my experience since 2016.

The rules that are applied on you but you don't know anything about them.
Those who read and control your mind, send you the satellite waves based on their specified rules. Smart robots can read people's minds and control their thoughts and emotions. The robots can control all the people in the world and can change your thoughts, emotions and imaginations.
As your blood flow increases, You would have more volition and the satellite waves influence you less. You can use pepper or caffeine to increase your blood flow.
It seems funny but unfortunately so many rules are applied on us:
When you smoke a cigarette or hubble-bubble. It means when you're smoking a cigarette, the robot that is controlling you, can put a certain amount of power on you. The robot can make you relax or nervous or ... .
There are so many rules for 5 number. For example, the robot puts so much power on you for smoking 5 cigarettes within 15 minutes. Or smoking 5 hubble-bubbles in 24 hours.
The robot gets power, When you're drinking alcohol or smoking drugs.
When you have different important emotions. Doing illegal works. lying, Helping, Arguing, ... .
Ejaculation. The robot puts power on you because of ejaculation.
For example, For 5 times sex with adults in one month, the robot gets so much power on you.
Colors. The robot cares about colors. For example, Wearing a black clothes or using a black blanket means that you're sad and the robot can work on your mood. When you're wearing a red clothes, you scare people. Red color is scary. So the robot can work on you because of scaring people.
When you're going to heist or beat someone, the robot can scare and dissuade you.
When you have medication, the robot can work on you.
When you're alone or depressed. When you're too happy. When you're crying, ... .
It's strange, But when you're washing dishes in the kitchen, the robot has so much power on you. Or when you are in your sister or brother's room. And so many more strange rules.

tinyE: It's another one of my alts, one of many, that I use to troll and mass-derep. :D

Fairfox: yah, so which one of you is this really

Fairfox: yah, so which one of you is this really

tinyE: It's another one of my alts, one of many, that I use to troll and mass-derep. :D

reveal_satellite: Sorry guys. I can't reply you because my English is not that good.
I just want to post the rest of the article.
It's serious. I'm really not joking.
it's my experience since 2016.

morolf: I want such a satellite to control people too, where do I get one?

Lord_Kane: I just superglued a magnet to my head was this the correct course of action?

Lord_Kane: No, he should just make a hundred threads a day.

Lord_Kane: its me, I stargate over to the UK and shitpost.
its a hobby.

tinyE: It's another one of my alts, one of many, that I use to troll and mass-derep. :D