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Sorry guys. I can't reply you because my English is not that good.
I just want to post the rest of the article.
It's serious. I'm really not joking.
it's my experience since 2016.

The rules that are applied on you but you don't know anything about them.
Those who read and control your mind, send you the satellite waves based on their specified rules. Smart robots can read people's minds and control their thoughts and emotions. The robots can control all the people in the world and can change your thoughts, emotions and imaginations.
As your blood flow increases, You would have more volition and the satellite waves influence you less. You can use pepper or caffeine to increase your blood flow.
It seems funny but unfortunately so many rules are applied on us:
When you smoke a cigarette or hubble-bubble. It means when you're smoking a cigarette, the robot that is controlling you, can put a certain amount of power on you. The robot can make you relax or nervous or ... .
There are so many rules for 5 number. For example, the robot puts so much power on you for smoking 5 cigarettes within 15 minutes. Or smoking 5 hubble-bubbles in 24 hours.
The robot gets power, When you're drinking alcohol or smoking drugs.
When you have different important emotions. Doing illegal works. lying, Helping, Arguing, ... .
Ejaculation. The robot puts power on you because of ejaculation.
For example, For 5 times sex with adults in one month, the robot gets so much power on you.
Colors. The robot cares about colors. For example, Wearing a black clothes or using a black blanket means that you're sad and the robot can work on your mood. When you're wearing a red clothes, you scare people. Red color is scary. So the robot can work on you because of scaring people.
When you're going to heist or beat someone, the robot can scare and dissuade you.
When you have medication, the robot can work on you.
When you're alone or depressed. When you're too happy. When you're crying, ... .
It's strange, But when you're washing dishes in the kitchen, the robot has so much power on you. Or when you are in your sister or brother's room. And so many more strange rules.
OH! The rest of the article!
So that was the problem! I didn't have the whole article!

All day long I've been sitting here thinking that this was some inane pile of bullshit, composed by some extremely paranoid fucking lunatic in dire need of some heavy shock treatment and a padded room, but now that I've read the rest of it, it all makes perfect sense! :D

I have seen the light! God bless you!
It all makes sense now, thanks.
I want such a satellite to control people too, where do I get one?
He's right, they got to Patrick Stewart too!
Do I snort the caffeine and pepper to increase my blood flow, or mix them with boiling water and rub the resulting mixture on certain parts of my body ?. This is pretty technical stuff, and am really struggling to understand it... o.O
Oh yeah, the devil is in the details...
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morolf: I want such a satellite to control people too, where do I get one?
All yours for 40 dollars!

Wait, I like you and I can see you are a frugal man.
35 dollars!
Post edited August 09, 2019 by tinyE
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tinyE: Wait, I like you and I can see you are a frugal man.
35 dollars!
Sounds like a real bargain, very generous of you.
I'll send you the money at the end of the month, need to do some investments with a Nigerian prince first.
Oh no, they're using satellite waves to make people downvote the OP to hide the truth!
seek help
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tinyE: Wait, I like you and I can see you are a frugal man.
35 dollars!
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morolf: Sounds like a real bargain, very generous of you.
I'll send you the money at the end of the month, need to do some investments with a Nigerian prince first.
You could sign-up to the OPs weekly newsletter and eventually get one for free...
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morolf: I want such a satellite to control people too, where do I get one?
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tinyE: All yours for 40 dollars!

Wait, I like you and I can see you are a frugal man.
35 dollars!
Best I can do is tree fiddy.
Brothers and sisters don't be afraid of waving satellites.
Help is near.
Join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and you are safe.
But don't forget to wear your colander when you are doing the dishes in your brothers room.
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I just superglued a magnet to my head was this the correct course of action?