^can eat while doing handstand

^ can do handstands without any hands

^ Can do handstands while doing handstands. Yo dawg.

^ knows why it's the coldest winter in 50 years, despite global warming

There's no alien on Earth because te_lanus scared them all.

^is about to undergo a spectacular fall from his horse

^always wanted to be some starship captain.

^knows how grateful I'm to him for Jagged Alliance 2

^has so iconic pic in there so it is hard to forget. =)

Edit: also name is catchy.

Edit2: also I made the rules so why couldn't I give it to anyone. If i remember correctly you had better than "I want it".

^is a kind and generous person (except to his employees, wife and sons, which he submits to intolerable indignities)

EDIT: look who's talking about catchy names :D

EDIT2: ^he underestimated my mental powers (aka Jedi mind tricks)

^ next time looks the gift horse in the mouth.

Edit: ..and sees mediocre teeth.

^ is is a gifting horsy

Ninja'ed as usual...

^never removes the mask, so has to drink the liquor through a special drinking straw

OFFTOPIC: as you are Finnish, which means "Nasse-Setä"?

^ despite his Jedi mind-trick still needs to visit the eye-specialist every four weeks

^doesn't know that I'm actually visiting a psychiatrist to overcome the effects of his continued ninja'ing on me ;)