Granted, but by accident GOG gets the demo version (priced what the full version should cost) initially, and the full version does not appear until Monday.

I wish for GOG to get PC ports of the Wizardry Gaiden and Wizardry Empire games.

Granted, but they turn out to be crappy ports!

I wish all steam library to be available for purchase at GOG's.

Granted, but the games still aren't DRM-Free and because of that refuse to work.

I wish more people would realize how bad and anti-consumer DRM actually is.

Wish already granted; anyone can understand that much, but they still prefer cheaper sales and trendy/popular companies.

I wish Gabe Newell lost 50 kilos.

Granted! But after a few days he gain 150kilos,paralyzed his whole body and tentacle starts growing out of his forehead.

I wish there was a storage drive with unlimited space and indestructable.

Granted. But it takes 1 hour to save or load a single byte.

I wish I'd always know what's most fun to watch on TV so I don't waste my time watching bad stuff.

Granted, but there's no good stuff on TV.

I wish the Duggar family had 20 fewer children. (They have 19, apparently.)

Wish granted. They sell all their children to the black market peddling modern era slaves and they sell out their newly conceived one for body parts! Aren't wishes "wonderful", especially when not expressed through specified safety-measure details?

I wish my friend from Russia to have a wonderful new year, he helped me a great deal into advancing forward (but i won't tell in which matter or how)!

Wish granted. Your friend has a "wonderful" new year. He happens to mention gay people on the internet and is fined 100,000 rubies for doing so.

I wish for Russia's Article 6.21 (the one your friend was fined for violating: see
http://mic.com/articles/58649/russia-s-anti-gay-law-spelled-out-in-plain-english
) to be repealed, and for it not to be replaced with another anti-LGBT law.

Wish granted but on April 1st. Caucasian DNA hasn't degraded yet (as science already found out, homo personality is induced by a gene that differs from the one normal people have, effectively making it a disability). To compensate though, Russia identifies LGBT as disabled people and provide proper healthcare and psychological/psychiatric care, as a free bonus!

I wish Putin to be in good health for at least a couple decades more, if not three!

Granted, but he remains as the President of Russia for at least 30 years.

I wish for a weekend promo on GOG similar to Nordic In'N'Out, but will ALL removed games to this date (all removed games are available and they are removed after the promo).

Granted, but not only are they removed from the catalog this time, but also your library. And they'll never come back.

I wish that every new game released from now on has a special teabag command, allowing you to teabag defeated opponents with a single button press.

Granted, but now every new game released from now on has no opponents to teabag.

I wish the users of this site would stop being transphobic with their comments and downvotes.

Granted, now they really love trannies (in a very sexual way), but on the other side hate you now for wrongly accusing them.

I wish there were more good J-RPGs on GOG (and on PC in general)

Granted, but there are now more bad J-RPGs than good ones, and you now have to sift through them to find the good ones.

(By the way, the word "tranny" is a slur and should not be used, just like the word "nigger".)

I wish that the rules of English writing didn't require putting the sentence ending punctuation inside the last se of quotes. (This is one rule that I find to not make sense and one that I purposefully violate: The period is not part of the offensive word enclosed in quotes!)