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Posted September 08, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish cannot be granted. I love female "anatomy" to the point of body worshiping fetish, even to a point of religious fervor and zeal (look at title), but never to the point of having it myself. Like Yin and Yang, you are one side, always in search and unison to the other one; only this leads to balance.

I wish dtgreene wouldn't insist on cis straights to have trans worries, personalities, anatomy of a different gender, etc.
Wish cannot be granted. It is necessary for people to understand the experiences of other people and not make assumptions.

I wish that somebody other than KiNgBrAdLeY7 would grant (and corrupt) the wish I made in my previous post:

I wish that KiNgBrAdLeY7 were a trans man. (In other words, that he were born with female anatomy and assigned female, but still identified as male.)
Posted September 10, 2015
Wish granted. Sachys grabs a banana in hand and chases you from behind with it, until finally you stop being obsessed with trans stuff, at least as an unwanted, obligatory change to normal, straight, cis people!

I wish people instead of beating up and murdering trans people, to chase them from behind with bananas in hand, instead!
Posted September 10, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted. Sachys grabs a banana in hand and chases you from behind with it, until finally you stop being obsessed with trans stuff, at least as an unwanted, obligatory change to normal, straight, cis people!

I wish people instead of beating up and murdering trans people, to chase them from behind with bananas in hand, instead!
Granted, but it those same people also chase cis people from behind. This includes the person who made the wish.

I wish I could brew Fortify Intelligence potions like in Morrowind and use them to increase my ability to brew even better Fortify Intelligence potions.

(Before taking this wish, I recommend reading about Morrowind's Super Potion exploit if you aren't already familiar with it.)
Posted September 10, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted. Sachys grabs a banana in hand and chases you from behind with it, until finally you stop being obsessed with trans stuff, at least as an unwanted, obligatory change to normal, straight, cis people!

I wish people instead of beating up and murdering trans people, to chase them from behind with bananas in hand, instead!
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dtgreene: Granted, but it those same people also chase cis people from behind. This includes the person who made the wish.

I wish I could brew Fortify Intelligence potions like in Morrowind and use them to increase my ability to brew even better Fortify Intelligence potions.

(Before taking this wish, I recommend reading about Morrowind's Super Potion exploit if you aren't already familiar with it.)
wish rejected for being contrived. kidding. granted for 1 day. after that morrowind is completely mindwiped from everyone's memory and nobody will ever read or know about the potion exploit ever again, including you.

i wish for a naked barefooted pregnant meninist cooking in the kitchen.... while selfie-posting on tumblr.
Posted September 11, 2015
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dtgreene: Granted, but it those same people also chase cis people from behind. This includes the person who made the wish.

I wish I could brew Fortify Intelligence potions like in Morrowind and use them to increase my ability to brew even better Fortify Intelligence potions.

(Before taking this wish, I recommend reading about Morrowind's Super Potion exploit if you aren't already familiar with it.)
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dick1982: wish rejected for being contrived. kidding. granted for 1 day. after that morrowind is completely mindwiped from everyone's memory and nobody will ever read or know about the potion exploit ever again, including you.

i wish for a naked barefooted pregnant meninist cooking in the kitchen.... while selfie-posting on tumblr.
Unfortunately, the witch couldn't figure out what the wish is supposed to be, and the closest she could come up with was a naked pregnant man.

I wish for Fallout 4 to include a spellmaker like the ones from the Elder Scrolls series. It would be nice to be able to make custom spells.
Posted September 12, 2015
Granted. FO4 is actually Hatred with palette swaps,and a spellmaking DLC that costs EU$ 49.99.

i wish dtgreene would stop being sexist and insensitive to hot-blooded passionate meninists.
Posted September 12, 2015
Granted: wish dtgreene would stop being sexist and insensitive to hot-blooded passionate meninists.

I wish that people would stop worrying more about others' and worry about themselves.
Posted September 12, 2015
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JDelekto: Granted: wish dtgreene would stop being sexist and insensitive to hot-blooded passionate meninists.

I wish that people would stop worrying more about others' and worry about themselves.
Granted. Everyone becomes selfish and self-centered, resulting in greed, which results in large amounts of serious crime.

I wish I could instantly teleport to any place I've been to in real life.
Posted September 12, 2015
Granted, but this wish is limited down to one use only. So once you tried to teleport to one of the places you've been in real life, you could no longer go back using the same process.

I wish my Guild Wars 2 download would be 100% faster than the one I'm currently experiencing right now.
Posted September 12, 2015
Granted, you wished for nothing.

I wish for nothing as well.
Posted September 12, 2015
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JDelekto: Granted, you wished for nothing.

I wish for nothing as well.
Granted, the entire universe disappears and is replaced with nothing. The End.

I wish I could jump as high as Morrowind's Scroll of Icarian Flight lets you.
Posted September 12, 2015
Wish granted, but the landing is rough...

I wish my new, Diablo 2 LOD, hardcore ladder character, to ding 99 level before dying, unlike my previous one, who died at 89...
Posted September 22, 2015
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted, but the landing is rough...

I wish my new, Diablo 2 LOD, hardcore ladder character, to ding 99 level before dying, unlike my previous one, who died at 89...
Granted, but the game crashes before you are able to allocate your level up points, and your character is missing afterwards.

I wish for the United States to get an athiest president.
Posted September 22, 2015
Granted, meet your new president Jeffery Dahmer!! back from the dead of course so he's a zombie, technically not much difference I guess

I wish I had a 1 million dollar shopping spree at Newegg.com
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Posted September 22, 2015
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FoxbodyMustang: Granted, meet your new president Jeffery Dahmer!! back from the dead of course so he's a zombie, technically not much difference I guess

I wish I had a 1 million dollar shopping spree at Newegg.com
Granted, but Newegg.com goes down, preventing you from actually using those million dollars.

I wish that, for every game sold at gog.com, I get 150% of the amount paid for the game. (I am feeling greedy now.)
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