Dogs can't talk :|

Every 6 months or so we get another guy who loads a machine gun with New Thread rounds and fires it like crazy.

I sure wish the forum had some rules or something like that so this didn't happen.

If this person relating the Joke is (New) to me as in (just met) then my normal reaction to their joke is (I Don't Get It) Dumb Confused look on my face.Being as polite as they can they try to explain the joke in Simple terms to me.

(I still don't get it),they then try explaining it again,by this time anyone that know's my Shit stirring are cracking up.
This is hard to put into words and explain it,this is so much easier (live) face to face.

Now when mate's tell a joke,some one always looks at me and says (We know, you don't get it)

I don't do this all the time only once in a blue moon,give it a go next time your mate's tell a joke..
Strange sence of humor,I know but it works well.
Hope you understand what I'm trying to say.

A man and his giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking, they get drunk, and the giraffe finally passes out.
The man decides to go home.
As he's leaving, the barkeeper says:
- "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The man says:
- "That's not a lion -- it's a giraffe."

Mostly to listen to finnish metal music.

I change my mind, I like these threads. :D

Heh heh... Nice one. I was expecting it to go a bit differently, though... Something like the pimp to say; "My "bitch" is clean, barkeep, unlike your shitty glassware (or filthy bar)", or something. Was expecting a wordplay with bitch here, since the female dog is called a bitch, and in the bar both a dog and a pimp entered...

A dog and Putin want to walk into a bar. They end up having to leave.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

I wish I had that problem. I have plenty of money and I spent a lot of it on my last girlfriend. Eventually I confronted her on it. I asked her, "Why is it every time we go out I end up spending hundreds of dollars on you?"

She said, "Because I'm a prostitute."

Like in internets they say.. I am dissaint

Though good start.. I don't like dogs, cats or animals or people. i just like tinyE and even that is in a good day

Edit: typo.. typo well what ever "I am disappoint for myself"

I know a lot of jokes about homeless people, but none of them work.

Becouse they had more homes than you.. =P Ta-daa

Haha, that's definetly it.